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 Post subject: Re: funniest zappa song
PostPosted: Sun Dec 26, 2010 5:38 am 
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I don't remember what song he was singing, but it was at a concert in 1971, I think. He fell off the stage and nearly broke his neck. It was hilarious!!! :D I laughed my ass off for hours after that. You should have seen how ridiculous he looked with that neckbrace harnass thing on him. I thought I would never stop laughing. :mrgreen: Best concert I ever saw. :lol:


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PostPosted: Fri Jan 07, 2011 9:47 pm 
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Good god, don't you all know it's CHEEPNIS???

Well, maybe Goblin Girl.

Or the 88 version of Torture that includes the hilarious sounds of Frank singing ALLLLLLL MMMMEEEENNNN BEEEEEEEE CURSSSSSEEED with that grunting, sweat hog voice.

Or perhaps the fake court scene at the end of Illinois Enema Bandit: NO POO-POO JOKES!

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Ronny's Noomies wrote:
Good god, don't you all know it's CHEEPNIS???

Well, maybe Goblin Girl.

Or the 88 version of Torture that includes the hilarious sounds of Frank singing ALLLLLLL MMMMEEEENNNN BEEEEEEEE CURSSSSSEEED with that grunting, sweat hog voice.

Or perhaps the fake court scene at the end of Illinois Enema Bandit: NO POO-POO JOKES!

:lol:



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Sleeping In A Jar. I also love the quote "wanna buy some pencil?" from America Drinks, and last part of Flower Punk.

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 Post subject: Re: funniest zappa song
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 Post subject: Re: funniest zappa song
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This is a really hard one.

For me it might be Lonesome Cowboy Burt (Swaggart Version)

Runners up:

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Uncle Bernie's Farm (CHECK HIS WALLET!!)
Most of Filmore East
Punky's Whips
Catholic Girls
Bobby Brown
Jewish Princess
Drowning Witch
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The Radio Is Broken
We're Turning Again
Elvis Has Just Left The Building

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The Adventures of Greggery Peccary. The line "Highly efficient, Miss Snodgrass!" kills me every time!


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"guess you only get one chance in life to play a song that goes like ..."
I pissed myself laughing when I first heard that.
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Most of Absolutely Free album, esp Duke of Prunes:

"...and I know (I think) the love I have for you will never end (well, maybe)"

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Brown Shoes Don't Make It.

Go Cry On Somebody Else's Shoulder.

You Didn't Try To Call Me.

Wowie Zowie.

Jewish Princes.

Catholic Girls.

Dancin' Fool.

Bobby Brown.

Don't Eat The Yellow Snow.

The Dangerous Kitchen.

...and the laughs just keep on coming! :)

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I was listening to The Radio is Broken yesterday and it wasamaking me chuckle as it always does. Sounds like FZ enjoyed singing it too!

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wakawazooinregalia' wrote:
Sleeping In A Jar. I also love the quote "wanna buy some pencil?" from America Drinks, and last part of Flower Punk.

After I got into Lumpy Gravy(hard, but rewarding) I have to put another 2 songs here: At The Gas Station (LOUIE LOUIE) and White Ugliness(I remember when i... well i don't remember)

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How could I forget Prelude To The Afternoon Of A Sexually Aroused Gas Mask? :mrgreen:

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