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Arf you out of your fucking mind.

Can't wait for the ponderence of short person behavior in KU's next Lyrical Analysis thread.

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I'm getting larger as I walk away.

OK now your just starting to sound like a mean old cynical lonely man...so stop it, I like you too much...

Now that is just some random statement absolutely based on nothing I said and actually not accurate anyway.


What say the Comeback Judges on the 10 scale;

Degree of dificulty - 3

Exacution - 2

Relevance - 1

Score average - 2 out of 10

It is reccommended that you no longer compete in on line arguements, you have no noticable talent and lack any natural skill, maybe you could try working in a gas station...

What a PAIR Of AAsholes

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Arf you out of your fucking mind.

Since we are grading each other, here are some helpful tips to make you appear as smart as you are desperately trying to appear:
Recommended has one C. Argument has one E. Noticeable has 2 E's. Normally, I don't correct a person's spelling but since you are keeping score I feel it is the appropriate thing to do.

Hint: Execution also has 2 E's.

Here's an example of execution:


Here's another example:



Now fill her up and check the oil, Mr Plook!

Thats a co-wink-ee-dink that you choose that pic, I used to skate with Tony at times (although that may be Jay Adams whom I also new), but ran more with Wally Inouye, Waldo Autry, and the inventor of the modern airial George Orton when I skated proffessionaly in the 70's.

Also i told this story before but you may have missed it, being of Itilian/Irish decent I went to Chatolic school for many, many years. I had trouble at an early age learning to read and write until 3rd grade and one of my teachers (God bless her) used a new technique on me that employed phonics. After that I loved reading so much i would just power through books, but an unfortunate side effect is I have always been a horrific speller and I tend not to use spell check here on the forum.

No one is perfect and that's ok, someday you will learn to use more intelligence and witt for your comebacks than just mean spirited attacks, but hey it works for Glenn beck and Sarah Palin who am I to argue.

Doncha just love a good flame war?

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One two, buckle my shoe!

With all this sulfur preparation around,I hope they don't start a fire and burn their face.

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I'm getting larger as I walk away.

What the what...I'm wearing pajamas!!!

yeah it's been a while hasn't it??

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"You can fly like a Penguin when you're dealing with Turkeys."

I thought my approach was very even handed and nearly polite, I tend to stay away from the nuclear option of Full on Dick Mode, but i do have that capability...

It wasn't a coincidence at all. I've read your posts where you have mentioned Tony Alva. That's why I chose that pic.


I was using intelligence and wit. I am not a mean spirited person. You drew first blood. Go back and read it.

I'm not gonna bother analyzing Dinah Moe Humm.

Your in luck I am bombarded with work, trying to get a really good job somewhere else, as well as keeping up with Mrs. Plooks schedule (A job in and of itself), so today is Catch and Release Day...swim to the safe shallow waters you seem to belong in little sardine.

Brothers, Brothers, Brothers. I just wanted to know what the tweezers were for. I didn't mean to set off World War III.

Be thankful you didn't mention Niagara Falls!

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Stay with me flagrantly and we'll have ecstasy for all eternity.

And I was just starting to have fun...I guess it's an Italian thing....

Is this an Italian thing? Smoking happily? There was a time when FZ would've gone along with that thought. I believe his quote was "it's food to me" something along those lines,during a discussion on a TV show.But those were real tobacco (treated) corp.ciggies.Not little smilelies.I also have heard that using the Zappa .com one makes your hair fall out.Even if it is cool.
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Just to keep it on topic,I've found that many a lady likes to have her mate;
Stiffin' his thumb and apply her specified (she'll let you know) rotation on her sugarplum.
Why,I have poked and stroked and happily smoked,
While my wrist went numb,
I went out of bounds,
My thumb come up brown,
Then I heard that old familiar sound,
She's released her hungry hounds!
She quivered & quaked and clutched at her bum,
Grabbed my hair when I tryed to run,
Then tyed me up with her bubble gum.
So I shot her with my bubble gun,
Snap,snap,snap.
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Hell this song must have bored FZ to death! It really fits into the little ditty/novelty/sells records type FZ song.
Anyway,sorry to the ladies here that have to put up with the rubish I publish.
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And to the rest of you Niagra Falls.

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I'm getting larger as I walk away.

NIAGARA FALLS!?
Slowly I turned ... step by step ... inch by inch ...

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Stay with me flagrantly and we'll have ecstasy for all eternity.

You're quite the wordsmith, Kapt. That could be the great missing verse that Frank snipped and let fall on the cutting room floor back in '73 so DH would fit on the album.

And I'm sure the forum ladies don't mind your musings. You know, like all four of them.

"Aw who give's a fuck anyway"-FZ as The Central Scrotonizer.

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I'm getting larger as I walk away.

What is the deal with Niagra Falls? I don't want to step on toes,or conjure up visions of a Trendy-Isacc sorespot for anyone.

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I'm getting larger as I walk away.

You gots ta watch more Three Stooges!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_yJBhzMWJCc

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Stay with me flagrantly and we'll have ecstasy for all eternity.

JPD! you're a very sick man! In a good way though! but sick!

Love it!

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"You can fly like a Penguin when you're dealing with Turkeys."

Thanks for asking about Niagra Falls, Kapt. I didn't know what that was about either. I thought it might be some kind of sensitive Canadian territorial thing with Doug. Today I am a wiser fool.