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PostPosted: Thu Mar 17, 2011 9:06 am 
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KillUgly wrote:
Thanks for asking about Niagra Falls, Kapt. I didn't know what that was about either. I thought it might be some kind of sensitive Canadian territorial thing with Doug. Today I am a wiser fool. 8)

n'yuck, n'yuck, n'yuck!

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PostPosted: Thu Mar 17, 2011 11:37 am 
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KillUgly wrote:
Thanks for asking about Niagra Falls, Kapt. I didn't know what that was about either. I thought it might be some kind of sensitive Canadian territorial thing with Doug. Today I am a wiser fool. 8)

n'yuck, n'yuck, n'yuck!



We're going too barrelly get away with that... :smoke:


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PostPosted: Thu Mar 17, 2011 4:39 pm 
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just plain doug wrote:
KillUgly wrote:
Thanks for asking about Niagra Falls, Kapt. I didn't know what that was about either. I thought it might be some kind of sensitive Canadian territorial thing with Doug. Today I am a wiser fool. 8)

n'yuck, n'yuck, n'yuck!

We won't get fooled again! Hey,look at the goils! :mrgreen:

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PostPosted: Tue Apr 19, 2011 7:00 pm 
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KillUgly wrote:
I've only been listening to Over-Nite Sensation for 35 years, but what's the deal with "sterilizing the zircon encrusted tweezers" in Dinah-Moe Humm? I've twisted my already twisted mind trying to imagine what the tweezers would be for in that type of situation. Obviously in Montana the tweezers are for plucking floss but of what use are they for Dinah and Dora?


zircon encrusted tweezers to pinch the clittoris is what i thought. its a song about sex, some of it a bit nasty and dirty (without cooties though) so why not use tweezers? or to pinch the nipples or in some other sadistic sexual, titillating, abusive way.

maybe to pluck away pubic hairs? heheh

encrusted in zircon to make it extra classy!

and sterilizing them because you should do that with any sex toy before use.


nobody else thought it was a sex toy!?!??

and before anybody asks, no, i've never used tweezers as a sex toy

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just found this

"... a tweezer, as an object of sexual gratification, is the ultimate extension. If you have something hard to grab, the tweezer is handy. So the tweezer has many conceptual usages. And when you take any object and zircon-encrust it ... get the drift?"

— Frank Zappa, Frank Zappa: a Mother Only a Face Could Love,
inteview in American Eye magazine,
October 23rd, 1974.

talk about dirty love

http://wiki.killuglyradio.com/wiki/Tweezers
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PostPosted: Mon Aug 08, 2011 8:31 am 
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How could I have missed this Flame Thread?
Comes close to a good ole Isaac/Jayp war.......... 8)

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PostPosted: Mon Aug 08, 2011 2:14 pm 
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Galoot Co-Log-Nuh wrote:
How could I have missed this Flame Thread?
Comes close to a good ole Isaac/Jayp war.......... 8)



Check out the "did frank smoke 2 joints" thread for loads of fun... :smoke:


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