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Proving that Zappa fans can't agree on anything, here are the results of the call for nominations for Best Zappa Song. I'm thinking we might need a "play in " round to sort things out.

Automatic Entries (Based on last years tournament):

Inca Roads
Willie the Pimp
Po-Jama People
Ship Arriving Too Late
Black Napkins
Muffin Man
Son of Mr. Green Genes
Zoot Allures
Sleep Dirt
Filthy Habits
Holiday in Berlin….
Watermelon
Andy
SUPYG Some More
Son of Orange County/More Trouble Every Day*

This years nominees:


Six Votes
Dog Breath

Five Votes
Absolutely Free
Montana

Four Votes
Alien Orifice
Blessed Relief
Brown Shoes Don’t Make it
Cruising for Burgers
Enchida’s Arf
Florentine Pogen
Holiday in Berlin Full Blown
Oh No
Peaches en Regalia
Pound for a Brown
Sofa #1
Uncle Meat: Main title theme

Three Votes
Amnerika
Dog Breath Variations
Eat that question
Fifty Fifty
For Calvin (and his next two hitch hikers)
G Spot Tornado
It just might be a one shot deal
I’m the Slime
Jesus Thinks you’re a Jerk
King Kong
Let’s make the water turn black
Little House I used to live in
Lumpy Gravy Parts I & II
My guitar wants to Kill Your Mama
On the Bus
Packard Goose
Regyptian Strut
Sinister Footwear
Sharleena (lost episodes)
Take Your Cloths off When You Dance
The Black Page drum solo/ black page
Put A motor in Yourself
RDNZL
The Purple lagoon/Approximate
Transylvania Boogie
Uncle Meat Variations
Who Needs the Peace Corps
Zombie Woof

Two Votes
Advance Romance
Any Kind of Pain
A Pig with Wings
Big Swifty
Bobby Brown
Call Any Vegtable
Cheepnis
City of Tiny Lights
Cosmik Debris
Dumb All Over
Dupree’s Paradise
Eric Dolphy Memorial Barbecue
Filthy Habits
Friendly Little Finger
I promise not tom to CIYM
Let’s Move to Cleveland
Little Umbrellas
Marque-son’s Chicken
Mom & Dad
N-Lite
Nine types of Industial Polluton
Outrage at Valdez
Stink Foot
Tink Walks Amok
Reagan at Bitburg
The Adventures of Grgory Peccary
Revised Music for Guitar & Low Budget Orchestra
The Air
The Blue Light
The Chrome Plated Megaphone of Destiny
The Duke of Prunes
The Dangerous Kitchen
Theme from Burnt Weenie Sandwich
The Grand Wazoo
The Idiot Bastard Son
The Sheik Yerboutui Tango
Twenty Small Cigars
Uncle Remus
Waka Jawaka
What’s New in Baltimore
Who Are the Brain Police
Your Mouth
Your probably wondering why Im here


One Vote
9/ Objects
Alley Cat
Any Way the Wind Blows
Apostrophe
Aybe Sea
Ask Dr. Supid
Baby Take Your Teeth Out
Bamboozled by Love
Beauty Knows no Pain
Bebop Tango
Be In My Video
Bow Tie Daddy
Carolina Hard Core Ecstasy
Cleetus Awreetus-Awrightus
Concentration Moon
Dancin Fool
Dio Fa
Directly From my Heart to you
Dirty Love
Doo Wah de num
Drafted Again
Drowning Witch
Dwarf Nebula Processional March
Easy Meat
Envelopes
Elvis Has Just Left The Building
Excentrifugal Force
Fembot in a Wet T-shirt
Find Her Finer
Flambay
Flower Punk
For the Young Sophisticate
Frogs with Dirty Little Lips
Galoot update
Get a Little
Get Whitey
Go Cry on someone elses shoulder
GTR Trio
Help I’m A Rock
Hungry Freaks Daddy
Ian Underwood Whips it Out
I Come From Nowhere
I Don’t Want to get Drafted
If Only She Woulda
It Must be a Camel
Joe’s Garage
Latex Solar Beef
Lather
Lemme Take you to the Beach
Lonesome electric Turkey
Moggio
Mother People
Mr. Green Genes
Muffin Man
Naval Aviation in Art
Night School
None of the Above
No Not Now
Now You See It Now You Don’t
Orange County Lumber Truck
Outside Now
Pedro’s Dowry
Pick Me I’m Clean
Planet of the Baritone Women
Planet of My Dreams
Porn Wars
Project X
Punky’s Whips
Pygmy Twilight
Rat Tomago
Road Ladies
Rubber Shirt
Sad Jane Movement One
Sexual Harrassment in the Workplace
Son of Mr. Green Genes
Son of Orange County
Status Back Baby
Spider of Destiny
St. Alponso’s Breakfast
St. Etienne
Stick it Out
Strictly Genteel
Stuff Up The Cracks
Tears Began to Fall
Time is Money
Toads of the Shart Forest
Torture Never Stops
The Beltway Bandits
Black Page #2
The Close You Are
The Duke regains his chops
The Evil Prince
Theme From the Third Movement of Sinister Footwear
The Girl in the Magnesium Dress
The Mammy Anthem
The Meek Shall Ingherit Nothing
The Return of the Son of Monster Magnet
Tinsel Town Rebellion
T’Mershi Duween
Trancefusion
Treacherous Cretins
Teen Age Prioositute
Trudging Across the Tundra
Plastic people
Uncle Bernies Farm
Uncle Meat: Yelow Shark
Village of the Sun
We Are Not Alone
Wjhat’s the Ugliest Part of Your Body
When the Lies so big
Why Does it Hurt when I pee
Why Don’t You Do Me Right
Wild Love
Willie The Pimp
Wonderful Wino
WPLJ
Yo Mama
200 Motels

What no?