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There is no criteria. Just vote however you like. Here are the brackets:

GREEN HOCKER DIVISION

Inca Roads vs. King Kong
Outside Now vs. Uncle Meat: Main Theme
Willie the Pimp vs. Fifty-Fifty
Black Page vs. Oh No
Sexual Harassment.... vs. Brown Shoes Don’t Make It
Little House I used to Live In vs. Po-Jama People
Zombie Woof vs. My Guitar Wants to Kill your Mama
Dog Breath vs. Ship Arriving Too Late

FRUNOBULAX DIVISION

Black Napkins vs. Let’s Make The Water Turn Black
Yo Mama vs. Amnerika
Muffin Man vs. Purple Lagoon/Approximate
Peaches en Regalia vs. Waka/Jawaka
Son of Mr. Green Genes vs. Cruising For Burgers
For Calvin and his Next Two Hitch Hikers vs. Penguin in Bondage
Dirty Love vs. Son of Orange County /More Trouble Every Day (Roxy)
Systems of Edges vs. Alien Orifice

SEARS PONCHO DIVISION

Zoot Allures vs. G Spot Tornado
Rat Tomago vs. Montana
Ship Ahoy vs. Dog Breath Variations
Pound for A Brown vs. Sleep Dirt
Enchida’s Arf (of You) vs. Filthy Habits
Pygmy Twilight vs. Uncle Meat Variations
It just might be a one shot deal vs. Transylvania Boogie
Holiday in Berlin vs. Blessed Relief

STUDEBACHER HOCH DIVISION

Watermelon vs. Who Needs The Peace Corps
Ocean Is the Ultimate Solution vs. Advance Romance
Take Your Cloths Off When You Dance vs. Andy
Florentine Pogen vs. While You Were Out
SUPYG Some More vs. Sofa #1
Big Swifty vs. Pink Napkins
Eat That Question vs. I'm the Slime
Absolutely Free vs. Treacherous Cretins

Apparently Ocean gets a Bye for the first round

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Don't Be Stupid Unless You Want To

Fixed.

GREEN HOCKER DIVISION

Inca Roads
Outside Now
Willie the Pimp
Oh No
Sexual Harassment....
Little House I used to Live In
My Guitar Wants to Kill your Mama
Ship Arriving Too Late

FRUNOBULAX DIVISION

Black Napkins
Yo Mama
Muffin Man
Peaches en Regalia
Son of Mr. Green Genes
Penguin in Bondage
Son of Orange County /More Trouble Every Day (Roxy)
Systems of Edges

SEARS PONCHO DIVISION

Zoot Allures
Montana
Ship Ahoy
Pound for A Brown
Enchida’s Arf (of You)
Pygmy Twilight
It just might be a one shot deal
Blessed Relief

STUDEBACHER HOCH DIVISION

Watermelon
Advance Romance
Andy
Florentine Pogen
SUPYG Some More
Big Swifty
I'm the Slime
Treacherous Cretins

GREEN HOCKER DIVISION

Inca Roads
Uncle Meat: Main Theme
Fifty-Fifty
Oh No
Brown Shoes Don’t Make It
Little House I used to Live In
Zombie Woof
Dog Breath

FRUNOBULAX DIVISION

Black Napkins
Yo Mama
Purple Lagoon/Approximate
Waka/Jawaka
Cruising For Burgers
For Calvin and his Next Two Hitch Hikers
Son of Orange County /More Trouble Every Day (Roxy)
Alien Orifice

SEARS PONCHO DIVISION

Zoot Allures
Rat Tomago
Dog Breath Variations
Sleep Dirt
Enchida’s Arf (of You)
Uncle Meat Variations
Transylvania Boogie
Blessed Relief

STUDEBACHER HOCH DIVISION

Watermelon
Ocean Is the Ultimate Solution
Andy
Florentine Pogen
Sofa #1
Big Swifty
Eat That Question
Absolutely Free

There are some ridiculous pairings here for a first round. You generally don't put high seeds together in the early stages of a tournament. I've already eliminated some of his best pieces. On the other hand, there will only be one winner, so who gives.

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The way I see it Barry, this should be a very dynamite show.

GREEN HOCKER DIVISION

Dog Breath
King Kong
Uncle Meat: Main Theme
Willie The Pimp
The Black Page
Sexual Harassment In The Workplace
Po-Jama People
Zombie Woof

FRUNOBULAX DIVISION

Muffin Man
Dirty Love
Cruisin' For Burgers
For Calvin and His Next Two Hitch Hikers
Systems of Edges
Yo Mama
Let's Make the Water Turn Black
Waka Jawaka

SEARS PONCHO DIVISION

Zoot Allures
Ship Ahoy
Holiday in Berlin
Uncle Meat Variations
Rat Tomago
Filthy Habits
It Just Might Be a One Shot Deal
Pound For a Brown

STUDEBACHER HOCH DIVISION

Andy
I'm the Slime
The Ocean is the Ultimate Solution
Treacherous Cretins
While You Were Out
Watermelon In Easter Hay
Pink Napkins
SUAPYG Some More

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GREEN HOCKER DIVISION

Inca Roads
Outside Now
Fifty-Fifty
Black Page
Brown Shoes Don’t Make It
Little House I used to Live In
Zombie Woof
Ship Arriving Too Late

FRUNOBULAX DIVISION

Black Napkins
Yo Mama
Purple Lagoon/Approximate
Peaches en Regalia
Cruising For Burgers
For Calvin and his Next Two Hitch Hikers
Dirty Love
Alien Orifice

SEARS PONCHO DIVISION

Zoot Allures
Rat Tomago
Dog Breath Variations
Sleep Dirt
Enchida’s Arf (of You)
Uncle Meat Variations
It just might be a one shot deal
Holiday in Berlin

STUDEBACHER HOCH DIVISION

Watermelon
Ocean Is the Ultimate Solution
Andy
Florentine Pogen
SUPYG Some More
Big Swifty
I'm the Slime
Absolutely Free

the hardest part for me was Zoot Allures vs G Spot Tornado.

GREEN HOCKER DIVISION

Inca Roads
Outside Now
Willie The Pimp
Oh No
Brown Shoes Don’t Make It
Little House I Used To Live In
Zomby Woof
Drowning Witch

FRUNOBULAX DIVISION

Black Napkins
Amnerika
Muffin Man
Peaches En Regalia
Son of Mr. Green Genes
Penguin In Bondage
Dirty Love
Alien Orifice

SEARS PONCHO DIVISION

G-Spot Tornado
Montana
The Dog Breath Variations
Sleep Dirt
Echidna’s Arf (Of You)
Pygmy Twylyte
It Just Might Be A One Shot Deal
Blessed Relief

STUDEBACHER HOCH DIVISION

Watermelon In Easter Hay
The Ocean Is The Ultimate Solution
Andy
While You Were Out
Sofa #1
Big Swifty
Eat That Question
Treacherous Cretins


Holy jumping shitballs, that was ridiculously difficult...

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ONE NATION UNDER SOCIALISM



Because of Obamination's spending & socialist BS, America and much of the world will endure one of the worst depressions in history in 5...4...3...2...

GREEN HOCKER DIVISION

King Kong
Uncle Meat: Main Theme
Willie the Pimp
Black Page
Brown Shoes Don’t Make It
Little House I used to Live In
Zombie Woof
Dog Breath

FRUNOBULAX DIVISION

Let’s Make The Water Turn Black
Amnerika
Muffin Man
Peaches en Regalia
Cruising For Burgers
For Calvin and his Next Two Hitch Hikers
Son of Orange County /More Trouble Every Day (Roxy)
Alien Orifice

SEARS PONCHO DIVISION

G Spot Tornado
Montana
Dog Breath Variations
Sleep Dirt
Enchida’s Arf (of You)
Uncle Meat Variations
It just might be a one shot deal
Holiday in Berlin

STUDEBACHER HOCH DIVISION

Watermelon
Ocean Is the Ultimate Solution
Take Your Cloths Off When You Dance
While You Were Out
Sofa #1
Big Swifty
Eat That Question
Absolutely Free

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"Ya like horses?"

GREEN HOCKER

Inca Roads
Uncle Meat Main Theme
Willie
Black Page *
Brown Shoes *
Po-Jama People *
Zombie
Ship

FRUNOBULAX

Black Napkins
Amnerika
Muffin Man
Peaches
Son of Mr Green Genes
For Calvin
Son of Orange/More Trouble
Alien Orifice

SEARS PONCHO

Zoot Allures *
Rat Tomago
Ship Ahoy
Pound
Filthy
Uncle Meat Variations
Transylvania
Holiday in Berlin *

STUDEBACHER HOCH

Watermelon
Advance Romance
Andy
Florentine *
SUNPYG Some More *
Big Swifty
Eat That Question
Treacherous

*=hardest decisions for me

GREEN HOCKER DIVISION

Inca Roads
Outside Now
Willie the Pimp
Oh No
Brown Shoes Don’t Make It
Little House I used to Live In
My Guitar Wants to Kill your Mama
Ship Arriving Too Late

FRUNOBULAX DIVISION

Black Napkins
Yo Mama
Purple Lagoon/Approximate
Waka/Jawaka
Cruising For Burgers
Penguin in Bondage
Son of Orange County /More Trouble Every Day (Roxy)
Systems of Edges

SEARS PONCHO DIVISION

Zoot Allures
Rat Tomago
Dog Breath Variations
Sleep Dirt
Filthy Habits
Uncle Meat Variations
It just might be a one shot deal
Blessed Relief

STUDEBACHER HOCH DIVISION

Watermelon
Ocean Is the Ultimate Solution
Andy
While You Were Out
SUNPYG Some More
Big Swifty
Eat That Question
Absolutely Free

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We make a special art in an environment hostile to dreamers. Frank Zappa, 1971

GREEN HOCKER DIVISION

Inca Roads
Uncle Meat: Main Theme
Willie the Pimp
Black Page
Brown Shoes Don’t Make It
Little House I used to Live In
Zombie Woof
Ship Arriving Too Late

FRUNOBULAX DIVISION

Black Napkins
Yo Mama
Muffin Man
Peaches en Regalia
Son of Mr. Green Genes
Penguin in Bondage
Son of Orange County /More Trouble Every Day (Roxy)
Alien Orifice

SEARS PONCHO DIVISION

Zoot Allures
Montana
Ship Ahoy
Pound for A Brown
Filthy Habits
Pygmy Twilight
It just might be a one shot deal
Holiday in Berlin

STUDEBACHER HOCH DIVISION

Watermelon
Ocean Is the Ultimate Solution
Andy
Florentine Pogen
Sofa #1
Big Swifty
I'm the Slime
Treacherous Cretins

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What's the ugliest part of your body ?

I think you mean The (original) Black Page since BP2 isn't a choice.
Someone had to proof read it all

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GREEN HOCKER DIVISION

King Kong
Uncle Meat: Main Theme
Fifty-Fifty
Oh No
Brown Shoes Don’t Make It
Po-Jama People
My Guitar Wants to Kill your Mama
Dog Breath

FRUNOBULAX DIVISION

Let’s Make The Water Turn Black
Yo Mama
Muffin Man
Peaches en Regalia
Son of Mr. Green Genes
Penguin in Bondage
Son of Orange County /More Trouble Every Day (Roxy)
Systems of Edges

SEARS PONCHO DIVISION

G Spot Tornado
Montana
Dog Breath Variations
Pound for A Brown
Enchida’s Arf (of You)
Uncle Meat Variations
It just might be a one shot deal
Blessed Relief

STUDEBACHER HOCH DIVISION

Who Needs The Peace Corps
Ocean Is the Ultimate Solution
Take Your Cloths Off When You Dance
While You Were Out
Sofa #1
Big Swifty
Eat That Question
Absolutely Free

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Don't Be Stupid Unless You Want To

Oh, ok. I was certain it just had to be #2 because as far as I'm concerned, #1 doesn't even compare to #2. I'm now going to have to change my vote...

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ONE NATION UNDER SOCIALISM



Because of Obamination's spending & socialist BS, America and much of the world will endure one of the worst depressions in history in 5...4...3...2...

a tournament of albums would be nice as well.

GREEN HOCKER DIVISION

Inca Roads
Outside Now
Willie the Pimp
Black Page
Sexual Harassment...
Po-Jama People
My Guitar Wants to Kill your Mama
Drowning Witch

FRUNOBULAX DIVISION

Black Napkins
Amnerika
Purple Lagoon/Approximate
Peaches en Regalia
Son of Mr. Green Genes
For Calvin and his Next Two Hitch Hikers
Son of Orange County /More Trouble Every Day (Roxy)
Alien Orifice

SEARS PONCHO DIVISION

Zoot Allures
Rat Tomago
Dog Breath Variations
Sleep Dirt
Filthy Habits
Uncle Meat Variations
It just might be a one shot deal
Blessed Relief

STUDEBACHER HOCH DIVISION

Watermelon
Ocean Is the Ultimate Solution
Andy
While You Were Out
SUPYG Some More
Big Swifty
I'm the Slime
Treacherous Cretins

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GREEN HOCKER DIVISION

Inca Roads
Uncle Meat: Main Theme
Willie the Pimp
Black Page
Sexual Harassment
Po-Jama People
My Guitar Wants to Kill your Mama
Dog Breath

FRUNOBULAX DIVISION

Black Napkins
Amnerika
Purple Lagoon/Approximate
Peaches en Regalia
Cruising For Burgers
Penguin in Bondage
Son of Orange County /More Trouble Every Day (Roxy)
Systems of Edges

SEARS PONCHO DIVISION

Zoot Allures
Montana
Dog Breath Variations
Pound for A Brown
Enchida’s Arf (of You)
Uncle Meat Variations
Transylvania Boogie
Blessed Relief

STUDEBACHER HOCH DIVISION

Watermelon
Ocean Is the Ultimate Solution
Andy
Florentine Pogen
SUPYG Some More
Pink Napkins
Eat That Question
Treacherous Cretins

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"You can fly like a Penguin when you're dealing with Turkeys."

GREEN HOCKER DIVISION

Inca Roads
Uncle Meat: Main Theme
Willie the Pimp
Oh No
Brown Shoes Don’t Make It
Little House I used to Live In
My Guitar Wants to Kill your Mama
Dog Breath

FRUNOBULAX DIVISION

Black Napkins
Amnerika
Purple Lagoon/Approximate
Waka/Jawaka
Son of Mr. Green Genes
For Calvin and his Next Two Hitch Hikers
Son of Orange County /More Trouble Every Day (Roxy)
Alien Orifice

SEARS PONCHO DIVISION

Zoot Allures
Montana
Dog Breath Variations
Pound for A Brown vs. Sleep Dirt
Enchida’s Arf (of You)
Uncle Meat Variations
It just might be a one shot deal
Holiday in Berlin

STUDEBACHER HOCH DIVISION

Watermelon
Ocean Is the Ultimate Solution
Andy
Florentine Pogen
Sofa #1
Big Swifty
Eat That Question
Absolutely Free

I didn't like doing it at all.

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RZZZZZ!

GREEN HOCKER DIVISION

King Kong
Uncle Meat: Main Theme
Fifty-Fifty
Oh No
Brown Shoes Don’t Make It
Little House I used to Live In
My Guitar Wants to Kill your Mama
Dog Breath

FRUNOBULAX DIVISION

Let’s Make The Water Turn Black
Yo Mama
Purple Lagoon/Approximate
Waka/Jawaka
Son of Mr. Green Genes
For Calvin and his Next Two Hitch Hikers
Son of Orange County /More Trouble Every Day (Roxy)
Alien Orifice

SEARS PONCHO DIVISION

Zoot Allures
Montana
Dog Breath Variations
Pound for A Brown
Enchida’s Arf (of You)
Pygmy Twilight
Transylvania Boogie
Blessed Relief

STUDEBACHER HOCH DIVISION

Watermelon
Advance Romance
Andy
Florentine Pogen
Sofa #1
Big Swifty
I'm the Slime
Absolutely Free


Eat That Question vs. I'm the Slime was the hardest for me

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GREEN HOCKER DIVISION

Inca Roads
Uncle Meat: Main Theme
Willie the Pimp
Oh No
Brown Shoes Don’t Make It
Little House I used to Live In
My Guitar Wants to Kill your Mama
Dog Breath

FRUNOBULAX DIVISION

Black Napkins
Yo Mama
Purple Lagoon/Approximate
Peaches en Regalia
Son of Mr. Green Genes
For Calvin and his Next Two Hitch Hikers
Son of Orange County /More Trouble Every Day (Roxy)
Alien Orifice

SEARS PONCHO DIVISION

Zoot Allures
Montana
Ship Ahoy
Pound for A Brown
Enchida’s Arf (of You)
Uncle Meat Variations
Transylvania Boogie
Blessed Relief

STUDEBACHER HOCH DIVISION

Watermelon
Ocean Is the Ultimate Solution
Andy
Florentine Pogen
Sofa #1
Big Swifty
Eat That Question
Treacherous Cretins

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I can't tell when you're telling the truth.
>I'm not.
How do I know anything you've said to me is...
>You don't.

green hocker div . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .sears poncho div
inca roads vs king kong [wtf¿ ¿] . . . . . . . . . . . . . zoot allures
uncle meat . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . rat tomago
willie the pimp . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .ship ahoy
oh no . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .sleep dirt
sexual harassment . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .filthy habits
little house . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .uncle meat variations
my guitar . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .transylvania boogie
dog breath . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . blessed relief



frunobulax div . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . studebacher hoch div
black napkins . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .watermelon
yo mama . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .the ocean
purple lagoon . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . andy
peaches . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . ..while you were out
s.o. mr. gg . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . supyg some more
for calvin . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . pink napkins
s.o. orange county . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . eat that question
systems of edges . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . treacherous cretins

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Green Hocher Division:
I can't get past King Kong VS Inca Roads....Thats a hard one and not fair!.....I think I hear my mom calling,I gotta go now....I'll try again tomorrow.

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I'm getting larger as I walk away.

GREEN HOCKER DIVISION

Inca Roads
Uncle Meat: Main Theme
Willie the Pimp
Oh No
Brown Shoes Don’t Make It
Little House I used to Live In
My Guitar Wants to Kill your Mama
Dog Breath

FRUNOBULAX DIVISION

Let’s Make The Water Turn Black
Yo Mama
Purple Lagoon/Approximate
Waka/Jawaka
Son of Mr. Green Genes
Penguin in Bondage
Son of Orange County /More Trouble Every Day (Roxy)
Alien Orifice

SEARS PONCHO DIVISION
G Spot Tornado
Montana
Dog Breath Variations
Pound for A Brown
Enchida’s Arf (of You)
Pygmy Twilight
Transylvania Boogie
Blessed Relief

STUDEBACHER HOCH DIVISION

Watermelon
Advance Romance
Andy
Florentine Pogen
Sofa #1
Big Swifty vs. Pink Napkins
Eat That Question
Absolutely Free

....
Peaches en Regalia vs. Waka/Jawaka

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