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2012 Winner: Echidna's Arf (of You)/Don't You Ever Wash That Thing

Runner Up: Inca Roads

Eliminated in Semi-Finals
The Ocean is the Ultimate Solution
Son of Orange County/More Trouble Every Day

Fourth Round Eliminations

Dog Breath
Peaches en Regalia
Zoot Allures
Watermelon I Easter Hay

Third Round Eliminations

Willie the Pimp
Little House I Used to Live In
Black Napkins
Son of Mr. Green Genes
Dog Breath Variations
Blessed Relief
Andy
Big Swifty

Second Round Eliminations

Uncle Meat Main Theme
Oh No
Brown Shoes Don’t Make It
My Guitar Wants to Kill Your Mama
Yo Mama
Purple Lagoon/Approximate
For Calvin and his Next Two Hitch Hikers
Alien Orifice
Montana
Pound for A Brown
Uncle Meat Variations
It Just Might be a One Shot Deal
Treacherous Cretins
Florentine Pogen
Sofa #1
Eat That Question

First Round Eliminations

King Kong
Outside Now
Uncle Meat: Main Theme
Fifty-Fifty
Black Page
Sexual Harassment....
Po-Jama People
Zombie Woof
Ship Arriving Too Late
Let’s Make The Water Turn Black
Amnerika
Muffin Man
Waka/Jawaka
Cruising For Burgers
Penguin in Bondage
Dirty Love
Systems of Edges
G Spot Tornado
Rat Tomago
Ship Ahoy
Sleep Dirt
Filthy Habits
Pygmy Twilight
Transylvania Boogie
Holiday in Berlin
Who Needs the Peace Corps
Advance Romance
Take Your Cloths Off When You Dance
While You Were Out
SUPYG Some More
Pink Napkins
I'm the Slime
Absolutely Free

Nominated but not Selected for Tournament

Jesus Thinks you’re a Jerk
Lumpy Gravy Parts I & II
On the Bus
Packard Goose
Regyptian Strut
Sinister Footwear
Sharleena (lost episodes)
Put A motor in Yourself
RDNZL
Any Kind of Pain
A Pig with Wings
Bobby Brown
Call Any Vegetable
Cheepnis
City of Tiny Lights
Cosmik Debris
Dumb All Over
Dupree’s Paradise
Eric Dolphy Memorial Barbecue
Filthy Habits
Friendly Little Finger
I promise not tom to CIYM
Let’s Move to Cleveland
Little Umbrellas
Marque-son’s Chicken
Mom & Dad
N-Lite
Nine types of Industrial Pollution
Outrage at Valdez
Stink Foot
Tink Walks Amok
Reagan at Bitburg
The Adventures of Gregory Peccary
Revised Music for Guitar & Low Budget Orchestra
The Air
The Blue Light
The Chrome Plated Megaphone of Destiny
The Duke of Prunes
The Dangerous Kitchen
Theme from Burnt Weenie Sandwich
The Grand Wazoo
The Idiot Bastard Son
The Sheik Yerbouti Tango
Twenty Small Cigars
Uncle Remus
What’s New in Baltimore
Who Are the Brain Police
Your Mouth
Your probably wondering why Im here
9/ Objects
Alley Cat
Any Way the Wind Blows
Apostrophe
Aybe Sea
Ask Dr. Supid
Baby Take Your Teeth Out
Bamboozled by Love
Beauty Knows no Pain
Bebop Tango
Be In My Video
Bow Tie Daddy
Carolina Hard Core Ecstasy
Cleetus Awreetus-Awrightus
Concentration Moon
Dancin Fool
Dio Fa
Directly From my Heart to you
Dirty Love
Doo Wah de num
Drafted Again
Drowning Witch
Dwarf Nebula Processional March
Easy Meat
Envelopes
Elvis Has Just Left The Building
Excentrifugal Force
Fembot in a Wet T-shirt
Find Her Finer
Flambay
Flower Punk
For the Young Sophisticate
Frogs with Dirty Little Lips
Galoot update
Get a Little
Get Whitey
Go Cry on someone elses shoulder
GTR Trio
Help I’m A Rock
Hungry Freaks Daddy
Ian Underwood Whips it Out
I Come From Nowhere
I Don’t Want to get Drafted
If Only She Woulda
It Must be a Camel
Joe’s Garage
Latex Solar Beef
Lather
Lemme Take you to the Beach
Lonesome electric Turkey
Moggio
Mother People
Mr. Green Genes
Naval Aviation in Art
Night School
None of the Above
No Not Now
Now You See It Now You Don’t
Orange County Lumber Truck
Outside Now
Pedro’s Dowry
Pick Me I’m Clean
Planet of the Baritone Women
Planet of My Dreams
Porn Wars
Project X
Punky’s Whips
Pygmy Twilight
Rat Tomago
Road Ladies
Rubber Shirt
Sad Jane Movement One
Sexual Harrassment in the Workplace
Son of Mr. Green Genes
Son of Orange County
Status Back Baby
Spider of Destiny
St. Alponso’s Breakfast
St. Etienne
Stick it Out
Strictly Genteel
Stuff Up The Cracks
Tears Began to Fall
Time is Money
Toads of the Short Forest
Torture Never Stops
The Beltway Bandits
Black Page #2
The Close You Are
The Duke regains his chops
The Evil Prince
Theme From the Third Movement of Sinister Footwear
The Girl in the Magnesium Dress
The Mammy Anthem
The Meek Shall Inherit Nothing
The Return of the Son of Monster Magnet
Tinsel Town Rebellion
T’Mershi Duween
Trancefusion
Treacherous Cretins
Teen Age Prostitute
Trudging Across the Tundra
Plastic people
Uncle Bernies Farm
Uncle Meat: Yellow Shark
Village of the Sun
We Are Not Alone
What’s the Ugliest Part of Your Body
When the Lies so big
Why Does it Hurt when I pee
Why Don’t You Do Me Right
Wild Love
Willie The Pimp
Wonderful Wino
WPLJ
Yo Mama
200 Motels

Note: No one complained when I combined Son of Orange County/More Trouble and Echidna’s Arf/Wash That Thing into single entries on the theory you can’t listen to one without the other! Also, I only had to cast one tie-breaking vote through the entire tournament (in the third round).

And finally, though this might seem out of place (but you will see where I'm heading with this shortly):
If you are a Forum member and are an acne riddled ingrate, please identify yourself by typing the word "dorks.", all lower case in response to this post. Thanks!

Yay!

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You gotta give the people something good to read, on a Sunday

dorks.

Well done, Rahdley!

Next year I'll nominate One Man, One Vote, and Luigi and the Wise Guys, as a special gift to you know who (not Roy Estrada)...

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We make a special art in an environment hostile to dreamers. Frank Zappa, 1971

HAHAHAHA

I thought he said sporks and I was going to point out that my complet set of silverware is of the finest quality...