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simplex II
PostPosted: Mon Oct 08, 2012 9:44 pm 
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ate beans on Sunday instead of Friday this week. What a rebel.
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Plook
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simplex II for a simple kinda guy can't follow simple instructions... :smoke:
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simplex II
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previous poster knows he's met this guy somewhere before
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Pope Jim
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Simpletonplex II will just never get it. Euthanasia is indicated, or, at the very least, castration.
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simplex II
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Popeular Jim always had it, pickled in a jar he keeps next to his dresser full of deoderant and extra starch for his collars and briefs. So he will never forget.
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Pope Jim
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Simplex II has cooties in his shingles and pinworms in his scabs.
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calvin2hikers
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Not a real pope. Not even a fake cardinal.

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Plook
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calvin2hikers hasn't been on a trail for years, he actually ambles down into his not so secret basement and spends numerous hours photo shopping himself into outdoor photographs... :smoke:
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KUIII
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Plook doesn't even have a basement of his own though he does do an hourly rental of the local YMCA's basement from time to time to do who knows what. They don't ask, he doesn't tell, he pays in cash and never leaves a mess.
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ZutboF
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KUIII works at YMCA

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Pope Jim
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ZutboF traps beaver on his days off.
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Plook
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Pope Jim traps Altar Boys at work... :smoke:
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coevad
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Plook works alter boys caught in traps.

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Caputh
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coevad's bought all of "Altered Images" cds until he realized that they were not the sacrificial christian group "Altared Images"...

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Plook
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Caputh bought a Gothic Cathedral just for the extra square footage in its not so secret basement... :smoke:
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Caputh
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Having read too much Steven King, Plook now thinks I am "It".

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Plook
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Caputh fancies himself a scary clown... :smoke:
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Pope Jim
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Plook's love child by Tori Spelling almost killed her. But then having to look at that face while impregnating her almost killed him, so I guess they're even.
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Plook
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Pope Jim moved his Papel seat to Beverly Hills 90210 to be close to site of his favorit TV Show... :smoke:
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ZutboF
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Plook firefox starting page is google map

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Plook
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ZutboF was told he needed Firefox for his computer he trapped a fox in the wilds of Quebec, set it on fire and through it on his computer...not only did his interweb searches get no better, but he burnt his home to the ground. The good news...barbequed Fox tastes like chicken...

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Pope Jim
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Plook is a closet Fox News junkie. Sometimes he sits in his not-so-secret basement for hours on end absorbing the latest Republican talking points. He's got a huge woodie for Gretchen on their morning show, or so he would have you believe. His true fascination is for Geraldo.
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Plook
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Pope Jim in the recesses of his not so secret basement re-enacts interviews of Ann Coulter by Bill O'Reilly, he lusts after her bony ass...so similar to a teenage altar boy... :smoke:
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Pope Jim
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Plook has a healthy fantasy in which he defangs Ann Coulter and turns her into a sparkling codpiece.
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Plook
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Pope Jim all thought obsessed with the boney assed Ann, he secretly fears her...she has been known to devoure her mates and the young... :smoke:
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