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PostPosted: Wed Aug 20, 2014 12:51 am 
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Let us post those things here.
Those things that are 100% true...
yet may lead the reader to do a double take in disbelief.
No, those things do not have to be about you.
Or yours. Or your bedroom activities.
But hey, color the floor yours.

I understand that this may work only under the premise that everybody knows everybody.
Well, this could only help or hurt that.

Who has that kind of time on their balls?

Of COURSE I'll start.

• I have never got high on marijuana.
• I have never seen STAR WARS.
• James Hetfield is a homosexual.


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PostPosted: Thu Aug 21, 2014 2:49 am 
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I know somebody who was being chased by a police officer (after biting him for no reason) and ran into a random house, climbed upstairs, went into the attic and literally punched through the ceiling, broke the tiles and climbed out onto the roof of the house. Escaped for a couple of hours before being caught.

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PostPosted: Thu Aug 21, 2014 2:53 am 
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• I want to shake that person's hand.

• I am serious.


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PostPosted: Thu Aug 21, 2014 3:13 am 
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I always get high on marijuana.
I've only seen Star Wars one time when it first came out.
James who?


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PostPosted: Thu Aug 21, 2014 3:18 am 
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Philostopher wrote:
James who?

Are you metalliserious?


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PostPosted: Thu Aug 21, 2014 3:44 am 
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lapsed maps wrote:
... metalliserious?

http://www.zappa.com/messageboard/viewtopic.php?f=10&t=3349&p=69235&hilit=oxymoron#p69235

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PostPosted: Thu Aug 21, 2014 7:57 am 
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lapsed maps wrote:
Let us post those things here.
Those things that are 100% true...
yet may lead the reader to do a double take in disbelief.
No, those things do not have to be about you.
Or yours. Or your bedroom activities.
But hey, color the floor yours.

I understand that this may work only under the premise that everybody knows everybody.
Well, this could only help or hurt that.

Who has that kind of time on their balls?

Of COURSE I'll start.

• I have never got high on marijuana.
• I have never seen STAR WARS.
• James Hetfield is a homosexual.

lm is really Gene Simmons of Kiss.


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PostPosted: Thu Aug 21, 2014 12:26 pm 
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I have a huge crush on my dentist.
I would not be opposed to him putting his fingers somewhere besides in my mouth.

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PostPosted: Thu Aug 21, 2014 3:18 pm 
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zappagirl wrote:
I have a huge crush on my dentist.
I would not be opposed to him putting his fingers somewhere besides in my mouth.



Dam girl, you didn't just say that... :smoke:


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PostPosted: Thu Aug 21, 2014 3:22 pm 
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I miss my wife more than I ever thought possible.

I am trying to date girls and find it exciting.

I am so fearful of romance I don't know if it's possible.


:smoke:


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PostPosted: Thu Aug 21, 2014 3:31 pm 
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Plook wrote:
zappagirl wrote:
I have a huge crush on my dentist.
I would not be opposed to him putting his fingers somewhere besides in my mouth.



Dam girl, you didn't just say that... :smoke:


That's what you call taking the thread seriously. I was actually trying to think of something, but that trumps all. :!:


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PostPosted: Thu Aug 21, 2014 3:59 pm 
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zappagirl wrote:
I have a huge crush on my dentist.
I would not be opposed to him putting his fingers somewhere besides in my mouth.


Pressing his fingers into the palm of your hand so you could experience hand-holding with him? How sweet!

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PostPosted: Fri Aug 22, 2014 9:26 am 
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Oh, so sorry, did I reveal too much?? :twisted:

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PostPosted: Fri Aug 22, 2014 9:29 am 
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zappagirl wrote:
Oh, so sorry, did I reveal too much?? :twisted:



I think its great, I appreciate honest people... :smoke:


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I once had a friend who, when discussing possible "road trips", suggested in total seriousness that we someday drive from New Jersey to Paris, France.

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• I am considering drawing a schematic diagram of my work areas.
(see: new job/must remember stuff)


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PostPosted: Sat Aug 23, 2014 9:00 am 
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zappagirl wrote:
Oh, so sorry, did I reveal too much?? :twisted:


Not at all.


I have at least tried just about every drug in the book, but have never done PCP. Does this actually qualify as a confession?


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PostPosted: Sat Aug 23, 2014 9:51 am 
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zappagirl wrote:
I have a huge crush on my dentist.
I would not be opposed to him putting his fingers somewhere besides in my mouth.

I suppose you want your gynecologist to massage your gums?


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PostPosted: Sat Aug 23, 2014 11:25 am 
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zappagirl wrote:
I have a huge crush on my dentist.
I would not be opposed to him putting his fingers somewhere besides in my mouth.


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downer mydnyte wrote:
zappagirl wrote:
I have a huge crush on my dentist.
I would not be opposed to him putting his fingers somewhere besides in my mouth.

I suppose you want your gynecologist to massage your gums?


No, I'm only interested in my dentist.

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PostPosted: Sat Aug 23, 2014 3:05 pm 
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Plook wrote:
I miss my wife more than I ever thought possible.

I am trying to date girls and find it exciting.

I am so fearful of romance I don't know if it's possible.


:smoke:


Unfortunately you may need A LOT of time which is fair. The best relationships (I find) you usually fall into unexpectedly.

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PostPosted: Sat Aug 23, 2014 3:33 pm 
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I spent a day in the cells last month!
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I spent a day in the cells last month!
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Run into anyone named Bobby... :?:


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I spent a day in the cells last month!
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Without a reason, that's just a partial confession. :wink:


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A fracas, grossly exagerated by the other party.
8 hours in custody whilst they did interviews etc, then released no charge.
Interesting experience that I wouldn't hurry to repeat...
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