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Mr_Green_Genes
PostPosted: Fri Jun 22, 2012 4:52 am 
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Did you know that Dutchs almost colonized Brasil?

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Did you know that Dutchs almost colonized Brasil?

Pity they didn't,you could be tip-toeing through the tulips and fighting windmills in wooden shoes,everyday!
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I learned I got spammed last night,today.Shared desktops are a bummer.

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PostPosted: Fri Jun 22, 2012 1:05 pm 
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Or we could have ended up as Suriname or South Africa...

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I could just see it now...Mr.GG running around in green jeans and wooden clogs with a bunch of beakers reciting mathamatical formulas in Dutch to Frank Zappa compositions... :smoke:
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Mr_Green_Genes wrote:
Or we could have ended up as Suriname or South Africa...


...Or Indonesia...

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Just learnt Kapt. Kirk has more posts than me!

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Just learnt Kapt. Kirk has more posts than me!

I talk to much! :wink:

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KAPT.KIIRK wrote:
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Just learnt Kapt. Kirk has more posts than me!

I talk to much! :wink:

Do you move too fast?

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KAPT.KIIRK wrote:
BBP wrote:
Just learnt Kapt. Kirk has more posts than me!

I talk to much! :wink:

JOE JONES
"You Talk Too Much"

You talk too much
You worry me to death
You talk too much
You even worry my pet

You just talk
Talk too much

You talk about people
That you don't know
You talk about people
Wherever you go

You just talk
Talk too much

You talk about people
That you've never seen
You talk about people
You can make me scream

You just talk
you talk too much!

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PostPosted: Fri Jun 22, 2012 6:53 pm 
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I talk to much!

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Yes, how is Much?

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Yes, how is Much?

Much is better,they tell me.Much should be up and walking around real loon. Nyuk,nyuk,nyuk! :lol:

I'm just past the halfway mark for post.I'm shooting to tie jpd by Zappadan after next! :mrgreen:

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Hmmm... maybe I shouldn't try to make sense on each post...
Could you consult me next time you're going to post, so I can keep up?

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Hmmm... maybe I shouldn't try to make sense on each post...
Could you consult me next time you're going to post, so I can keep up?

Stop making sense,it makes sense.That or I'm finally getting those flashbacks I paid for,45 years ago! :wink:

My consulting fee has an a nominal service charge that will guarantee you reach the nirvana posts tonight! That's if your ready,willing and able,to pay me my regular fee.Then I'll drop all the rest of my present affairs and devote my attention to thee.(void where prohibited)
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KAPT.KIIRK wrote:
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Yes, how is Much?

Much is better,they tell me.Much should be up and walking around real loon. Nyuk,nyuk,nyuk! :lol:



Really? I only saw his name in the telephone book and wondered what he was up to...

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Cynthia Plaster Caster ran for mayor of Chicago, Illinois in 2010.

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The breathalizer test was invented in 1938 by R.N. Harger. A breathalizer contains two slides of platinum. When a drunk breathes into one, the alcohol and oxygen in his breath cause a reaction with the platinum, causing an electrical current. This current is then measured to calculate the amount of alcohol in the blood.

Now, how would that be if you could start a generator powered by drunk breath?

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Today's unsung hero is called Hero:
Hero of Alexandria was a mathematician from Alexandria in Roman Egypt, who lived from 10-70 AD. Hero described the first known steam engine and invented the world's first vending machine. He used it to sell holy water.
He also invented the world's first wind-powered machine: a pipe organ. And a syringe, a stand-alone fountain and he invented a lot of theatre mechanics, among others a completely mechanical show.

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The USS Batfish a World War II submarine is in Muskogee, Oklahoma it is on land at a War Memorial. She had 17 kills and three 72 hour, a feat never matched again.

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Plook wrote:
The USS Batfish a World War II submarine is in Muskogee, Oklahoma it is on land at a War Memorial. She had 17 kills and three 72 hour, a feat never matched again.

Nor understood.Did you mean 3 kills in 72 hours? :? "She had 17 kills and three 72 hour,a feat never matched again.Three 72hr.what?

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Nor understood.Did you mean 3 kills in 72 hours? :? "She had 17 kills and three 72 hour,a feat never matched again.Three 72hr.what?

Dance parties.

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KAPT.KIIRK wrote:
Nor understood.Did you mean 3 kills in 72 hours? :? "She had 17 kills and three 72 hour,a feat never matched again.Three 72hr.what?

Dance parties.



Thats it they would surface next to a destroyer and have a dance off with the crew of the other ship, whom ever won would scuddle their boat... :mrgreen:

3 in 1 72 hour period... :smoke:
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Pants off, dance off.

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Rock out with your cock out. :|

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Mr_Green_Genes wrote:
Did you know that Dutchs almost colonized Brasil?



They also landed in Australia 150+ years before the English decided they could use it as a penal colony!
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