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PostPosted: Fri Nov 11, 2005 12:45 pm 
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Why doesn't this creep keep his trap shut. His latest comment about the residents of Dover who ousted their backward thinking school board who wanted to teach "intelligent design" is another example of his stupidity. Go to hell Pat!


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PostPosted: Fri Nov 11, 2005 12:50 pm 
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for a;; of those fundementalist out there, keep in mind there are 2 stories of creation, explain that one bible freaks. also jesus was born a jew. when pat robertson dies they're gonna find skins a little children in his basement, just watch

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PostPosted: Fri Nov 11, 2005 2:03 pm 
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The seventh circle of hell awaits him ...

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[quote author=jimmie d link=board=general;num=1131741944;start=0#3 date=11/11/05 at 16:29:48][center]http://www.zappa.com/yabb/YaBB.cgi?board=rant;action=display;num=1131489115;start=15#1919<br><br> ;D[/center][/quote]<br><br><br> ;D<br><br>anyway, what do u guys think about that time when Pat called for an assasination?

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PostPosted: Fri Nov 11, 2005 4:05 pm 
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I think about that shit all the time!   fuck.   He should have gone to jail for that.   How is that any different from an Islamist calling out a Fatwah?   And for what, because Chavez took control of his own nations oil reserves?   hmmmm

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PostPosted: Fri Nov 11, 2005 5:11 pm 
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Not only that but what about Bill O'Riely said about san Francisco because they voted to do away with military recrutement at SF schools and to ban all guns in SF.<br><br>He said that SF deserves to get bombed.

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PostPosted: Fri Nov 11, 2005 5:16 pm 
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here is the story.<br><br><br>http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/10004302/

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PostPosted: Fri Nov 11, 2005 5:43 pm 
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holy shit!  I never knew Sanfran was initiating things like that!  Awesome, it really is the most progressive American city!

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PostPosted: Fri Nov 11, 2005 5:45 pm 
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"but what if Pat gets in the white house?"<br>"no fuckin way Ike, ya know what I mean?"

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PostPosted: Fri Nov 11, 2005 5:51 pm 
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There’s an ugly little wasel ’bout three-foot nine<br>Face puffed up from cryin’ ’n lyin’<br>’cause her sweet little hubby’s<br>Suckin’ prong part time<br>(in the name of the lord)<br><br>Get a clue, little shrew<br>Oh yeah, oh yeah<br>Jesus thinks you’re a jerk<br><br>Did he really choose tammy to do his work? <br>Robertson says that he’s the one<br>Oh he sure is,<br>If armageddon<br>Is your idea of family fun,<br>An’ he’s got some planned for you!<br>(now, tell me that ain’t true)<br>Now, what if jimbo’s slightly gay,<br>Will pat let jimbo get away? <br>Everything we’ve heard him say<br>Indicated that jim must pay,<br>(and it just might hurt a bit)<br>But keep that money rollin’ in,<br>’cause pat and naughty jimbo<br>Can’t get enough of it<br><br>Perhaps it’s their idea<br>Of an affirmative action plan<br>To give white trash a ’special break’;<br>Well, they took those jeezo-bucks and ran<br>To the bank! to the bank! to the bank! to the bank!<br>And every night we can hear them thank<br>Their buddy, up above<br>For sending down his love<br>(while you all smell the glove)<br><br>Jim and pat should take a pole<br>(right up each saintly glory-hole),<br>With tar and feathers too --<br>Just like they’d love to do to you<br><br>(’cause they think you are bad --<br>And they are very mad)<br><br>’cause some folks don’t want prayer in school!<br><br>(we’d need an ark to survive the drool<br>Of micro-publicans, raised on hate,<br>And ’jimbo-jimbo’ when they graduate)<br><br>Conviced they are ’the chosen ones’ --<br>And all their parents carry guns,<br>And hold them cards in the n.r.a.<br>(with their fingers on the triggers<br>When they kneel and pray)<br><br>With a ku-klux muu-muu<br>In the back of the truck,<br>If you ain’t born again,<br>They wanna mess you up, screamin’:<br>’no abortion, no-siree!’<br>’life’s too precious, can’t you see!’<br>(what’s that hangin’ from the neighbor’s tree? <br>Why, it looks like ’colored folks’ to me --<br>Would they do that...seriously? )<br><br>Imagine if you will<br>A multi-millionaire television evangelist,<br>Saved from korean combat duty by his father, a u.s. senator<br><br>Studied law --<br>But is not qualified to practice it<br><br>Father of a ’love child’<br>Who, in adulthood, hosts the remnants<br>Of papa’s religious propaganda program<br><br>Claims not to be a ’faith healer’,<br>But has, in the past,<br>Dealt stearnly with everything from hemorrhoids to hurricanes<br><br>Involved with funding for a ’secret war’ in central america<br>Claiming ronald reagan and oliver north as close friends<br><br>Involved in suspicous ’tax-avoidance schemes’,<br>(under investigation for 16 months by the i.r.s.)<br><br>Claims to be a man of god;<br>Currenty seeking the united states presidency,<br>Hoping we will all follow him into --<br>The twilight zone<br><br>What if pat gets in the white house,<br>And suddenly --<br>The rights of ’certain people’ disappear<br>Mysteriously? <br>Now, wouldn’t that sort of qualify<br>As an american tragedy? <br>(especially if he covers it up, sayin’<br>’jesus told it to me!’)<br><br>I hope we never see that day,<br>In the land of the free --<br>Or someday will we? <br>Will we? <br><br>And if you don’t know by now,<br>The truth of what I’m tellin’ you,<br>Then, surely I have failed somehow --<br><br>And jesus will think I’m a jerk, just like you --<br>If you let those tv preachers<br>Make a monkey out of you!<br><br>I said:<br>’jesus will think you’re a jerk’<br>And it would be true!<br><br>There’s an old rugged cross<br>In the land of cutton --<br>It’s still burnin’ on somebody’s lawn<br>And it still smells rotten<br><br>Jim and tammy!<br>Oh, baby!<br>You gotta go!<br>You really got to go!

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Pat Robertson is a huge asshole


So, what else is new? :mrgreen:

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PostPosted: Fri Nov 11, 2005 9:23 pm 
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''Pat Robertson is a huge asshole''<br><br>-So you're just beginning to find that out?

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PostPosted: Sun Nov 13, 2005 4:21 pm 
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The Scary thing is these fuckers carry Guns!

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[quote author=Huck_Phlem link=board=general;num=1131741944;start=0#13 date=11/13/05 at 18:21:25]The Scary thing is these fuckers carry Guns![/quote]<br><br>any moron can carry a gun, but the real scarry thing is, they'll get off the hook by being freinds with the white house

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PostPosted: Mon Nov 14, 2005 5:38 pm 
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yea that is scary idn't it?

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A recent "Moment of Zen" with Pat Robertson.

http://www.hulu.com/watch/782496#i1,p12,d1

Moment of Zen: Jesus Knows What You've Done

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