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Galoot has a delicate touch when it comes to questions of taste and refinement.

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Fritz opened a pizza place in Rhineland.... his business motto is "You're in the Oven"

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Since july, 8th, 2014 Mr. GG hasn't watched any kind of sports with a ball except the Albanian women's beach volleyball league.

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GCLN operates kerosene record players for a living...

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PostPosted: Fri Jun 26, 2015 7:56 pm 
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lapsed is getting ready to settle the score with me. So he is training by watching "Buns of Steel" over and over again.

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PostPosted: Fri Jun 26, 2015 12:42 am 
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jpd sits full lotus at the computer.
there's cracking noises in his jaw as the nerves increase the blood flow to his gums.

this leeches out any/all toxins.

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Galoot Co-Log-Nuh buys all his guns at Spacebro's Discount Gunnery.

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PostPosted: Thu Jun 25, 2015 1:42 pm 
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Galoot Co-Log-Nuh pan handels at Penn Station to collect money to buy plane tickets to fly around the country and beat up people he meets on line, he calls it Galoot on Tour... :smoke:

ROTFLMAO!!!!!!! priceless!!!!! The best post ever in this thread!!!!!!
plook is not funny.....ever
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I seriously have pains from laughing so hard!!!

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PostPosted: Thu Jun 25, 2015 1:22 pm 
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Galoot Co-Log-Nuh pan handels at Penn Station to collect money to buy plane tickets to fly around the country and beat up people he meets on line, he calls it Galoot on Tour... :smoke:


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PostPosted: Thu Jun 25, 2015 12:46 pm 
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plook went to the Carnegie Deli in NYC because he thought they played great music there only to find 5 old Jewish men bickering at each other.....

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coevad eats all his meals at Katella Deli ... :smoke:


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lasped maps has traveled, many times, through the never.

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deuce is the unfunniest ever always

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PostPosted: Thu Jun 25, 2015 6:31 am 
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galoot knows how to spell deuce really
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duece is a noob protector with no sense of humor...

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PostPosted: Wed Jun 24, 2015 7:48 am 
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plook shits once per week
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Gray_Ghost hasn't been getting much sleep since his neighbors realized they could summon him to a Seance... :smoke:


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PostPosted: Tue Jun 23, 2015 10:36 pm 
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lapsed maps spent several years unsuccessfully attempting to develop a frequency band expander for an early model Motorolatm mobile phone, known affectionately as the brick. Unfortunately his secret laboratory was located in the tinfoil lined attic of a defunct neighbourhood video arcade and the extensive use of industrial thickness foil, foiled, no pun intended, all his attempts to get a signal.....However all was not lost as his hydroponic weed growing operation, also in the attic, was proving to be quite profitable.


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plook began a series of debates on pornography opposing pastor craig gross,
founder of anti-pornography website XXXchurch.com, visiting various college campuses as part of the "porn debate tour."

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Galoot bought a turn table because he couldn't get his records to play on a reel to reel... :smoke:


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PostPosted: Mon Jun 22, 2015 7:20 pm 
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plook will use his 23,000 plus posts to become the next forum bully while hacking into the Zappa Forum mainframe and changing the title (using all of his consolidated powers of course) to read "It's All about Ploooooooooking"

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LM wishes he was Clydesdale. .. :smoke:


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g_g is an expert at sucking off yin qi energy...
essentially masturbating while standing up, using this leg vibrating technique -
either staring at or standing next to clydesdales.

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Plook's chain of Californian based umbrella stores hasn't quite preformed as well as the bank had anticipated.....


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coevad screams in a high excited voice everytime he hears "Its all About the Bass"... :smoke:


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