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coevad NEVER thought a baby snake was a clitoris... especially back in 1979.

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Plook does David Lee Roth stage slides across his fondue-laden floor after all the beer's gone.

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coevad is tapping into his neighbors interwebs... :smoke:


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PostPosted: Thu Apr 21, 2016 11:22 am 
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Plook has twelve different Billy Idol tattoos.

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Now that was funny... :mrgreen:

lapsed maps has been eating a steady diet of orange soda and Cheetos in an effort to emulate Donald Drumpfs skin color.... :smoke:


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PostPosted: Wed Apr 20, 2016 6:27 am 
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plook just looked up the definition of the word cubicle
and is feeling a bit like mr magoo right now...

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lapsed maps spends the day scouring the dictionary for difficult words with simple meanings to impress people... :smoke:


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PostPosted: Wed Apr 20, 2016 2:10 am 
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plook thinks my "mom's basement" is located someplace other than
a cubicle resting firmly upon the wings of the haoma.

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PostPosted: Wed Apr 13, 2016 10:31 am 
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lapsed maps hasn't been out of his Mom's basement in 3 weeks... :smoke:


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plook bought a baby grand piano, set it ablaze, laughed at "the colors",
and vomited into a yellow bucket half full of boone's farm blue hawaiian.

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PostPosted: Wed Mar 23, 2016 8:11 am 
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lapsed maps is lost on the concept of plugging in to get power... :smoke:


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plook truly believes that he (himself) was ONTO SOMETHING when he said:
"nature is inherently female - most of nature reproduces through parthenogenesis, no males are necessary".

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PostPosted: Tue Mar 22, 2016 2:58 pm 
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lapsed maps is enjoying an incestual relationship with his Pops... :shock:... :smoke:


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gray_ghost just sent me an "urgent" private message:

"Son, please contact Dr Gireaux at once! The Great Disturbance has unfurled!!




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Plook swore an oath on the wet head of his first case of gonorrhea that he would NEVER reveal that information..........N E V E R !


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lapsed maps is the illegitimate son of Grey Ghost... :smoke:


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plook invented the internal combustion engine with his feet
on the hood of a burning/idling 1978 buick regal.

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lapsed maps reads some weird publications... :smoke:


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punknaynowned's poetic texts and poems have appeared in: P.A.N.; panthology one, two, and three;
ganymede; exquisite corpse; and the various acolyte reader paperbacks.

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plook is suing because he's not allowed to join the League of Women Voters in Ventura County

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punknaynowned is the make America Great Again Kansas Trump campaign chief... :smoke:


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plook grew a prehensile tongue to keep his hair down

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lapsed maps was born in a Russian brothel that Putin frequented quiet often... :smoke:


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(what's so outrageous about that?)
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punknaynowned reveals how archytas developed these means from pythagorean harmonics in
his article “the minor sixth (8:5) in early greek harmonic science,” the american journal of
philology, 1978: “for it was during this time that scales of a double octave magnitude, i.e. the
greater perfect system, were constructed to facilitate the analysis of melody.” the greater
perfect system, using two octaves, was the extension of the ratios by archytas as a transition to
developing the later western science model of simple harmonic motion using amplitude and
mass from magnitude.232.....

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PostPosted: Wed Mar 16, 2016 5:49 am 
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lapsed maps used to write code for a PayPal app to be used on hand-held devices in France.
some coworkers gave h/her the nickname Spam des Pal and it stuck.
Later, h/she tried to pad h/her resume by saying h/she wrote ad-copy for a major condiment producer in Belgium.
All this did was ruin h/her chances in the euro techworld forever ...
but provided a lifetime supply of cheese and laughing celebrity gifs.
It was a famous mayonnaise company, after all.

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