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PostPosted: Mon Jul 21, 2014 4:53 pm 
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Although lapsed maps will not admit it, he was in the passenger seat here, and actually ordered the nuggets with his soon-to-be ex girlfriend. They broke up before noon.

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PostPosted: Mon Jul 21, 2014 2:45 pm 
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Although lapsed maps will not admit it, he was in the passenger seat here, and actually ordered the nuggets with his soon-to-be ex girlfriend. They broke up before noon.

http://youtu.be/7x1iRyDumiE


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In January 1917, Gray_Ghost's wife left him for John Straube, a handyman who boarded with the Ghost family. Gray_Ghost then had to raise his children as a single parent. He began to have auditory hallucinations. He once wrapped himself in a carpet, saying that he was following the instructions of John the Apostle.

It was about this time that Gray_Ghost began to indulge in self-harm. He would embed needles into his groin and abdomen. After his arrest, X-rays revealed that Ghost had at least 29 needles lodged in his pelvic region. He also hit himself repeatedly with a nail-studded paddle and inserted wool doused with lighter fluid into his anus and set it alight. Whilst he has never thought to have physically attacked or abused his children, he did encourage them and their friends to paddle his buttocks with the same nail-studded paddle he used to abuse himself. He soon developed a growing obsession with cannibalism, often preparing himself a dinner consisting solely of raw meat, and sometimes serving it to his children.


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Lapsed Maps wanted to take his newly acquired Tupperware franchise to the next level, Tommy his senior consultant advised caution, but the Lapareenee went all out, he not only went national, oh no, he went global. He booked the hotels he reserved the Grand Hyatt Conference Centre and sent out the 5000 platinum, gold was just so passe, embossed invitations. Everything was in place, he had all the latest TW stock including the brand new Veg-Out Storage Systemtm and of course the latest Zest'N Presstm, he was ready, nervous, but ready. Finally the big day, 9:00 am sharp. The Lapster, after a sleepless night, was there looking cool with his new vermilion coloured turban on a rakish angle. The staff of the Mumbai Grand Hyatt were prepared to greet the 5000 guests to the biggest Vishnudamed Tupperware party the world had ever seen. Eventually at 9:30am the fleet of coachs began arriving, The Lapamundo could hardly contain his excitement. With a hiss the hydraulic doors of the first coach opened and the driver emerged, and in his best Queens english advised poor old Lapo that his coach and the following 573 were all empty. No delegates, no hosts, no consultants, nobody. Mr. Maps was, to say the least, shattered. How could this have happened? what had gone wrong? "Shut the fuck up dear reader and I'll tell you" Unfortunately when the Lapster had been researching the hotels and venues for the party to end all partys, the maps he used had, how can I put this, lapsed. The invitees to the extravaganza had thought it was some kind of prank as the embossed invitations were dated 1st of April and were to a city named Bombay, so nobody came. Nobody that is except The Lapmeister, he came multiple times with a lady of the early evening, but that's a tale or should that be tail for another day.....Nameste.


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Lapsed maps was circumcised at the tender age of 3 :shock:
But wait!

The remaining foreskin was used to make headbands, slingshots,
and sleeping bags to serve as christmas gifts for cherished family members.


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Back before stryper had even thought of tossing bibles into the crowd,
Plook once decapitated a small child via a flying farmers' almanac.


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coevad head is stuck in a perpetual up and down motion... :lol:


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Plook had Eggdrop Fondue for breakfast today. 8)


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Gray_Ghost is James Pattersons cover name... :wink:


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It was a sad sad day in May when DaveO's career as the high revving Ginsutm knife wielding sales presenter on the local home shopping network (or home chopping network as it was called around the house) came to an abrupt end. The Japanese authorities had discovered that over two million teenaged girls nationwide had become obsessed by DaveO's dynamic twelve minute Ginsutm knife demonstrations, which unbeknown to Dave had been syndicated to Japan by the network. The number of Davo'tees, as they were known, had grown steadly since the original three minute spots were broadcast during the Anime Hour on two of the major networks throughout the last school holidays. Then along came the Ginsu 2000tm and honorable DavO'sans popularity along with sales went through the loof! News came through that rarge numbrers of excitered Ginsutm equripped girls were gathering to comprare brades. Unfortunatley when the network discovered that the Davo'tees were comparing blades not brades, the DaveO' Show, just like some kind of botched backstreet briss, it was suddenly pulled and cut......To this day DaveO' daren't visit the land of the rising sun, or sing karaoke....


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PostPosted: Wed Jun 11, 2014 8:25 am 
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Plook acquired a 'signed Fee Waybill prothstetic penis' last week ;the one Fee uses during WPOD. Actually, overs the years, Plook has collected five and a half of the twelve inch monsters.

Of course there's a secret story about the half one.


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coevad wants to make a career change and audition for the Mickey Mouse Clubhouse Band... :wink:


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deuce and trip sell tuna stuffed kumquats on the streets of TJ every weekend.


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Gray_Ghost thinks his toilet is haunted because it flows counter clockwise... :wink:


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Caputh's latest teaching aid was roundly rejected by his local Federal Ministry of Education, however the Ministry of Education of the People's Republic of China are extremly interested in this exciting new tool. There's also a guy named Vlad from Keiv who said he was keenski on the pogrom, but I think he meant program....Caputh has perfected a method of subliminal messaging technologly only audible to children aged five through to fifteen. The innocuous tutor SYSTEMtm delivers the doctrine of your choice to those with no choice.


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coevad is applying to the Olympic committee to introduce breast-juggling as an Olympic discipline.

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Grey_Ghosts' real name is Reginald Turdleikker


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As a youth after school Dave O, when he wasn't working part time as Huey, Louie or Dewey and occasionally Minnie Mouse at Disneyland, used to hang out at the airport hoping to meet John Wayne......


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G_G is known in his country as 'The Manu Bay Mauler.'


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TT recently sold the Tower of London to a consortium of German bankers. Unfortunately a legal dispute has arisen over the sale, due to 13 French bakers claiming Toni had sold them the tower last year.....


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downer mydnyte was recently sued for breach of contract by CBS. The boy band he was managing failed to show up for a performance on Letterman....It was after their bedtime.


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Gray Ghost's backyard is littered with a years worth of Grand Marnier.


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Unbeknown to NASA it's Mars exploration rover Opportunity has been sending pictures of downer mydnyte's backyard to mission control since 2005...


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