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PostPosted: Thu Sep 18, 2014 3:47 pm 
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LM's jelly fish hasn't been touched in years...


Oh no... :smoke:


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PostPosted: Thu Sep 18, 2014 9:18 am 
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coevad is a quadriplegic vegan who believes that "farts" are the reverberations of
crustal plates shifting far too rapidly. And nothing to laugh at.


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PostPosted: Thu Sep 18, 2014 8:45 am 
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Plooks new jellyfish fondue is a hit at his not-so-secret basement gatherings. But when people try and stay too late, he just throws in a can of creamed eels. It always clears the room.


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PostPosted: Wed Sep 17, 2014 4:15 pm 
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LM gets closer to the facts then expected, but does not know how to cook jelly fish... :smoke:


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PostPosted: Wed Sep 17, 2014 2:55 am 
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Plook travels with a "bag of tricks" (as he likes to call it).
Truth be told, the trick bag is made of burlap. And filled with vegetable oil and surgical gloves.

Don't ask.


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deuce is saving up halfpence in order to move to the North Midlands... :smoke:


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plooks password is NowIAmGettingReallyPissedOff50FuckingBoiledCabbagesShovedUpYourArseIfYouDontGiveMeAccessImmediately

http://letvent.com/2014/05/09/creating- ... d-cabbage/

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PostPosted: Sun Sep 14, 2014 9:54 am 
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deuce can't understand how his e-mail keeps getting hacked with a super secure password as 1-2-3... :smoke:


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PostPosted: Sun Sep 14, 2014 8:47 am 
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Gray Ghost hacked my ebay account earlier :twisted:

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PostPosted: Sun Sep 14, 2014 7:55 am 
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It was 1959 and Plook was unemployed again. Nursing a scorched pinky and sporting a singed fringe his tear streaked face illuminated by the conflagration of what had, until minutes ago, been the Virginia City set. Plook strolled nonchalantly off the Paramount Studios back lot for the last time and hailed a taxi. The burning map sequence for the Bonanza pilot hadn't gone quite to plan. On the 15th take Plook had dropped his now super heated and over filled Zippotm setting fire to Dan Blockers ten gallon hat and Victor Sen Yung's apron, the resulting blaze quickly spread and the set, as they say, was history. Virginia City albeit the fake Virginia City had been raised to the ground again.
They say things happen for a reason, the taxi that drove Plook away from the smouldering set was driven by none other than the renowned composer Jerry Goldsmith, who was moonlighting as a cab driver to supplement his income. Jerry was intrigued by the staccto rhythm Plook was nerviously drumming on a charred piece of timber that moments before had been Sheriff Coffee's desk. As this was Hollywood when Jerry dropped Plook off on the strip they exchanged film scripts, resumes and business cards and agreed to keep in touch. Almost five years later to the day Jerry hired Plook to play bongos on the original theme music for The Man From U.N.C.L.E, Jerry had also wanted Plook to do a little kazoo solo, but unfortunatley Plook's lips were, and are to this day, the subject of an ongoing contractual dispute between Revlon and Chapstick, so even though Plook had been paying attention during Lauren Becall's infamous whislting lesson, for legal reasons he was unable to oblige. With the kazoo out, and being unable to locate Kapt Kiirk, Jerry reluctantly commissioned Lapsed Maps, a female impersonator of some repute, to play the flute on the piece.


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PostPosted: Mon Sep 08, 2014 6:12 am 
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Maps is jealous that coevad is all up in Wendy's taco salad... :smoke:


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coevad scrapped his almighty BLTaco idea for an upgraded... BLTaco SALAD!

Hits Wendy's this November!


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PostPosted: Sun Sep 07, 2014 1:11 pm 
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Plook wrote:
coevad lips sync his bass... :smoke:

Buuuuzzzzzzzz!
That's not a lie Plook. My lips often sync my bass timing. Kinda live tappin' your toes.


Plook bought a rockstar wig that fits perfectly over his movie star hair.


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PostPosted: Sun Sep 07, 2014 12:48 pm 
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coevad lips sync his bass... :smoke:


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PostPosted: Sun Sep 07, 2014 12:14 pm 
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Lapsed maps is an android. A synthetic.


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PostPosted: Sat Sep 06, 2014 11:51 pm 
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coevad actually invented a taste tested the BLTaco. Hits stores this October!


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PostPosted: Sat Sep 06, 2014 11:08 am 
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lapsed maps wrote:
Plook was arrested in Bozeman for riding a mechanical bull

into a Pizza Hut salad bar.

lapsed maps swears that if you play Who Are The Brain Police backwards, there are fourteen different subliminal messages of plans to build electric eye satellites. lm has blasted three into orbit so far. With the same technology lm will build, and pilot a ship that will take three lucky passengers to the 3834 Zappafrank asteroid. Cruise well my friends.


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PostPosted: Sat Sep 06, 2014 12:24 am 
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Plook was arrested in Bozeman for riding a mechanical bull

into a Pizza Hut salad bar.


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PostPosted: Fri Sep 05, 2014 6:30 am 
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lapsed maps is being discontinued as an APP at the IStore... :smoke:


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Caputh awakened this morning with tennis elbow,
which is especially odd... considering he went to bed with volleyball face.


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lapsed maps is just jealous

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PostPosted: Fri Sep 05, 2014 12:14 am 
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Sadly, coevad is another one... infatuated/in love with Kapt Kiirk and as a result
is drooling profusely, chewing on crushed ice, and failing home ec.


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PostPosted: Thu Sep 04, 2014 8:59 pm 
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Plooks journey down the care free highway with Kapt Kiirk resulted in a slipped disc.


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coevad was going to play bass for Gordon Lightfoot, but discovered he was heavy handed... :smoke:


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PostPosted: Thu Sep 04, 2014 9:49 am 
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Plook has front row / meet & greet Gordon Lightfoot tickets.


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