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Kayak invented the calender.

Spacebrothers real name is James T. Kirk.

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What's the ugliest part of your body ?

My Name Is Fritz only owns one album...and he borrowed that!

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Stay with me flagrantly and we'll have ecstasy for all eternity.

just plain doug is not really plain

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pedro1 is really Richard "Cheech" Marin

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Let's hear it again for the London Philharmonic Orchestra!

feets really is Charlie Brown.

Nearly a decade ago Spacebrother saved a tribe in the Amazon basin from a killer ant attack using only a large glass of water & a shovel.

Not to mention...

*He enjoys urban hang gliding

But then again...

*The laws of physics do not apply to him

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Milton Bradley was expelled from grade school for insisting that his teachers "pull his finger".

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"The mind has exactly the same power as the hands; not merely to grasp the world, but to change it.”
--Colin Wilson

kayak uses a frozen chicken to measure it

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" . . . On the outside now . . ."

as a child, punknaynowned was found floating down the river, in a reed basket. The first three people who found him, threw him back.

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Stay with me flagrantly and we'll have ecstasy for all eternity.

What can I say about just plain doug. He is a disgusting human being. He loves Stephan Dion, hates King Crimson and has terrible taste in music. Not only that, but I have it on good authority that he sniffs glue and picks his nose. (which he considers an art). He drives a beat up 1950 Packard and sleeps under a bridge.

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Country music + Black music = Rock and Roll

SabrinaIII has the mind of a child....she keeps it in a jar, on her mantle. Don't ever accept an offer from her for a rub down with "baby" oil!!

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Stay with me flagrantly and we'll have ecstasy for all eternity.

Just Plain Doug once beat up an old lady because he thought she was Gloria Estefan.

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Let's hear it again for the London Philharmonic Orchestra!

Feet's feet do not, in fact, light up.

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Everytime we picked a booger we'd flip it on this one winduh. Every night we'd contribute, 2, 3, 4 boogers. We had to use a putty knife, man, to get them damn things off the winduh. There was some goober ones that weren't even hard...

Ronnie once threw Frank outta his Do-wop band

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Lesser-evilism IS war.

Baddy is 3,457,698,596,592,596,396,549.469386 years old.

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king's a program created by forces unknown to keep me docile and oblivious to the real real world.

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What can you do that's fantastic?

he's really a Cranky Cello

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I aint gonna squash it, and you don't need to wash it...

On Nicholai's last dinner outing with his girlfriend/boyfriend/wife/husband (choose one), they ate snow.

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Let's hear it again for the London Philharmonic Orchestra!

Feet shot the sheriff, but he swears it was in self defense.

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"The mind has exactly the same power as the hands; not merely to grasp the world, but to change it.”
--Colin Wilson

Kayak is hung like an elephant.

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I'm goin' to the love-in to sit & play
my bongos in the dirt.
Yes, I'm goin' to the love-in to sit & play
my bongos in the dirt.

Zappagirl is really Zappaboy.

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The way I see it Barry, this should be a very dynamite show.

Polydigm is polymorphic.

Spacebros Record Company sucks !

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What's the ugliest part of your body ?

My_name_is_Fritz was a founding member of ZZ Top.

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Let's hear it again for the London Philharmonic Orchestra!