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PostPosted: Sat Sep 08, 2012 5:23 pm 
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Pope Jim makes people cry. And he pretends not to know why.

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PostPosted: Sat Sep 08, 2012 5:35 pm 
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Sam I Am would like to capture some of Pope Jims tears so he could sell them to Vatican Tourists... :smoke:


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PostPosted: Sat Sep 08, 2012 6:16 pm 
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Even though Plook is on holidays with his lovely wife he can't get enough of the Zappa forum. Life isn't dead, it just smells funny.

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PostPosted: Sat Sep 08, 2012 7:14 pm 
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Even though Sam I Am told the Pope his most tragic stories and fed him scrambled green eggs with jalapenos and ham, his attempt to harvest the papal tears was unsuccessful. So he stole the papal colostomy bag instead.


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PostPosted: Sat Sep 08, 2012 10:20 pm 
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Pope withheld the ghost peppers I sent him. He likes his alter boys HOT!

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PostPosted: Sun Sep 09, 2012 5:13 am 
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coevad sends bizzar gifts to religous hiarchy to gain favor with god... :smoke:


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PostPosted: Sun Sep 09, 2012 6:08 am 
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Plook would be wise to follow coevad's example, else he might find ghost pepper powder in his next suppository. (Pictures at eleven?)


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PostPosted: Sun Sep 09, 2012 4:55 pm 
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Pope Jim drinks holy water when he's thirsty at church... :smoke:


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PostPosted: Sun Sep 09, 2012 7:11 pm 
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Plook will be plopping his ass in the baptismal font once that suppository takes effect. There will be howling in that church like hasn't been heard since the days of Father Junipero de Serra. All the holy water in Morro Bay and San Luis Obispo won't be enough to quench the fire in Plook's glory hole. Sing it, brother!


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PostPosted: Sun Sep 09, 2012 8:09 pm 
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Pope Jim has Tom Hanks as favorite actor since he played in The Da Vinci Code.

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PostPosted: Mon Sep 10, 2012 9:19 am 
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ZutboF is wrong. I've taken Tom Hanks seriously since Philadelphia. My daughter (13 at the time) couldn't believe I took her to a movie about "gaywads," as she called them. A good learning experience for both of us. However, enough seriousness.

ZutboF quit beating baby fur seals after hearing "Don't Eat The Yellow Snow." He moved up the food chain to mooses. Sometimes the moose wins, which leaves him bruised and battered, but morally gratified.


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PostPosted: Mon Sep 10, 2012 12:13 pm 
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Pope Jim smokes dried corn silk with Alan Alda and Bob Zmuda.

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PostPosted: Mon Sep 10, 2012 4:42 pm 
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Coevad smokes Arkansas polio weed with the Trendmongol and Priscilla Pointer. They have lengthy discussions about Barry Manilow American Composer and they compare genitals without touching. Sometimes they go to Starbucks and drink pumpkin lattes.


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PostPosted: Mon Sep 10, 2012 5:46 pm 
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Pope Jim has decided to allow a Starbucks at the Vatican all the baristas will be Altar Boys and the will sell coffee cups with he Holy Families images on them... :smoke:


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PostPosted: Tue Sep 11, 2012 7:57 am 
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Plook is looking forward to the roll-out of the Office of the Inquisition designer mug set. He can't wait to drink his morning mud out of Torquemada's caffeine chalice. The torture, the torture, the torture never stops.


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PostPosted: Tue Sep 11, 2012 9:34 am 
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Pope Jim keeps a loaded .357 strapped under his robes just so can respond to the inevitable question with, 'Yes it is, but I'm also very happy to see you!'.

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Sam I Am tunneled from his not so secret basement to just below the Papal Pulpit where the the Pope drones on endlessly at Mass, from his vantage point he was able to answer the age old question, "What is the Pope packing under that robe?"... :smoke:


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PostPosted: Tue Sep 11, 2012 4:18 pm 
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Plook takes full credit for, rolling the bowling ball off the shelf and onto Trendy's head, back in the summer of 2008. His love for reenacting scences from The Three Stooges has become a way of life for him.

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Coevad thought that a zebra was the biggest size they had.

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calvin2hikers destills corn he grows in his backyard into the finest moonshine in Omaha, he drinks it every evening and posts on the forum... :smoke:


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Plook smokes too much. Just watching that little emoticon of his puffing every two seconds makes my living room stink. Or is that me?


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Pope Jims stench exceeds that of Angel guitarist Punky Meadows after not showering throughout the entire 1976 euro tour w/ Abba.

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Coevad, dressed in his finest Priscilla Pointer drag, is steeling himself up to ask the Pope if that's a banana in his robes. The Pope is dying to show him. "Come on, sucker; make my day."


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Back when Pope Jim was the wildly popular Dairy Pope he sank and lost his fortune in a spectacularly unpopular dessert treat called the 'Sunday Bloody Sunday'. Seems nobody ever really wanted a banana hacked with scissors, drizzled violently with ketchup and garnished with simulated hair. To this day he blames his poor judgement on his then head-of-marketing, Lorena Bobbitt.

eit: I suppose that should have read ' head-off-marketing'... :)

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Sam I Am is an estate agent for deceased, drugaddled, rockstarry has-beens, who are now arenots.

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