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PostPosted: Wed Sep 12, 2012 6:45 pm 
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Caputh after the failure of his plans for complete world domination, spent his entire life savings on truning his not so secret basement into a man cave... :smoke:


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PostPosted: Wed Sep 12, 2012 8:00 pm 
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Plook took a Sunday, Bloody Sunday (or perhaps Sundae would be better; maybe that's why they didn't sell) into his secret, not-so-secret basement and he liked it. He really, really liked it. Now he's thinking that a carrot, bloody carrot might give him the rump release he truly craves. Or -- dare we say it? -- a zucchini? No, not now. That's pushing it. Tomorrow he looks for that perfect carrot. That, a Crenshaw melon and a sleeping bag. Fucking heaven! :smoke:


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PostPosted: Wed Sep 12, 2012 10:00 pm 
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Jim is slim and young.

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PostPosted: Thu Sep 13, 2012 7:20 am 
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coevad profiles... :smoke:


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PostPosted: Thu Sep 13, 2012 9:59 pm 
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Plook's original. :smoke:

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PostPosted: Fri Sep 14, 2012 1:52 am 
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Coevad took Horace Greeley's advise.


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PostPosted: Fri Sep 14, 2012 6:16 am 
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Gray_Ghost never takes advice... :smoke:


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PostPosted: Fri Sep 14, 2012 6:21 am 
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Plook lactates.


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Pope Jim is still waiting for manna from heaven and has gotten awfully thin recently.

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Upon receiving the news that Olivia Newton John has hired a hit man to rub him out, Caputh immediatly went into hiding. All due to the runaway success of his weight lose dvd, which has also proved to be a hit with the vatican.

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Gray_Ghost is so hip he knows all the big stars from down under in the 80's... :smoke:


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PostPosted: Sat Sep 15, 2012 8:16 am 
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Plook awoke this morning with a grayish-white ooze all over his chest. The cat lapped it up eagerly.


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PostPosted: Sat Sep 15, 2012 11:34 am 
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Choir boys and all; Pope Jim is moving the monastery to Montana soon.

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coevad thinks the Govenor of Montana is named Hanna... :smoke:


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RRRRRRRRRRRZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

Temporarily blinded by the sunlight streaming in through the venetian blinds Plook woke with a start to the sound of the VCR rewinding. Another night on the maroon sofa watching Her Royal Highness Queen Elizabeth the seconds 50 favourite christmas speeches compelation video, last years christmas gift from Doug, who had received it from Sam the year before and regifted it to Plook. Gary wheezed as Plook tumbled off the sofa, landing squarely on top of him and spilling Coke Zero all down the front of his aqua coloured Legendary Plook tee shirt. With a yelp Gary retreated hurriedly to the kitchen taking up his usual position guarding the trendy Panosonic refrigerator, his stubby tail banging loudly against the cupboard door, where, after years of flaggelation his tail had worn a distinctive arc in the paintwork. Plook trundled in seconds later on his segway, why walk when you can seg, and plugged it into to the power outlet on the stove. Plook was momentarly stunned when he caught sight of his reflection in the ranch slider and let out a small yelp of his own. While he was asleep Mrs Plook, in retaliation for last Month's bondage incident, where Plook had began humming Penguin in Bondage at a crucial moment, had made good on her promise and completely shaved his head and eyebrows as well! Gingerly Plook rubbed his trembling hands over his now bald head, which hadn't seen the light of day since 1975 during what his parents and therapist referred to as his punker phase. Oh no no nooooo he couldn't look, Plook stood very still as he reached down the front of his shorts, his pubes, his pride and joy, gone, all gone, Plook groaned as he looked down, he was seven all over again, the playground jibes ringing in his ears, whaaaaaaaaa whaaaaaaa what the, Plook woke with a start in a cold sweat, he sat bolt upright spilling Coke Zero all down the front of his aqua coloured Legendary Plook tee shirt, he thrust both hands down the front of his shorts, at that moment Mrs Plook came into the room "can't leave it alone for a minute can you" she said. With a wry grin and a sigh of relief Plook collapsed back on to the sofa, it had all been a dream a terrible terrible dream. Unseen Mrs Plook put the electric razor quietly back in the drawer and left the room, maybe tonight Plooky darling maybe tonight.


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Gray_Ghost ate a whole bag of Oreo's Double Stuff while channeling the above transmission from the near future.


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PostPosted: Sun Sep 16, 2012 12:10 pm 
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Pope Jim is considering usg the Vatican fortune to buy stock in Nebisco... :smoke:


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Plook is considering checking himself in to a spelling correction facility. :)


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KUIII seriously understated the case, mainly because of his illicit carnal involvement with Tori Spelling. Plook has, in fact, been remanded by court order to serve no less than thirty days, or two fertile periods, as Tori Spelling's boy toy. Hopefully a mutant child or congenital dwarf will be the result. Whether Plook gets any spelling instruction out of this incarceration is left entirely to Ms. Spelling's discretion. More likely he'll come out talking like a Valley Girl -- ohmigawd! -- and his spelling will degenerate to text-talk.


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Not one, but two of Pope Jims altar boys were birthed from frozen Andy Warhol sperm. Mother(s) unknown.

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coevad tunneled into the Sperm Bank and did some taste testing... :smoke:


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Plook has strange taste thats why he loves the group cream. :mrgreen:

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ZutboF wants to be your dog.

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coevad finds dog leg to be a delicacy and the fourth or first (depending on perspective) to be the finest, that’s why he frequents Taco trucks… :smoke:


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Plook wrote:
coevad finds dog leg to be a delicacy and the fourth or first (depending on perspective) to be the finest, that’s why he frequents Taco trucks… :smoke:


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