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PostPosted: Mon Sep 17, 2012 4:12 pm 
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Gray_Ghost always liked ciphering numbers, it is his favorite thing he school learned, he is thinkin of barrowing him some money and openning a shop for arithmeticing... :smoke:


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When Plook was a kid he dreamed to be a psychanalist cuz he always liked to analyse people mind, now he is an adult his mind is fucked up.

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PostPosted: Mon Sep 17, 2012 9:52 pm 
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Zutbof is convinced that Plook's grammar exceeds that of our beloved Trendmonger.

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PostPosted: Mon Sep 17, 2012 9:57 pm 
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I never fuck up on posts at dzw :smoke:

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PostPosted: Tue Sep 18, 2012 4:51 am 
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Coevad pre-ordered his multiple personality disorder online before discovering that they were on sale 2 for 1 at Best Buy, 5 for 2 at Walmart and a whopping 12 personalities for the price of 3 at Target.

They were beside themselves with outrage, shock, a vague sense of persecution and at least one example of narcolepsy.

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PostPosted: Tue Sep 18, 2012 5:39 am 
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Sam I Am stands on the corner by Walmart dressed as a homeless vet with a sign that says "will work for personalities", he collects 20 to 30 a week and no longer knows who he is... :smoke:


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PostPosted: Tue Sep 18, 2012 7:36 am 
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Plook's latest lactation event took place outside a Walmart. He was swarmed by thirsty homeless vets who wouldn't let up until he correctly spelled "titty."


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PostPosted: Tue Sep 18, 2012 8:20 am 
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The increasing obscenity of Pope Jim's Papal Bulls has caused the Cardinal's conclave to reconsider his infallibility.

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PostPosted: Tue Sep 18, 2012 11:26 am 
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Capuths' new plan for world domination starts with selling Bull Seamen to the Vatican for the Papal Cattlefarm... :smoke:


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PostPosted: Tue Sep 18, 2012 4:50 pm 
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Plook's toxic lactation put Tori Spelling back in the hospital. It's amazing the lengths some guys will go to to get out of their court-ordered obligations.


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PostPosted: Tue Sep 18, 2012 5:27 pm 
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Back in the nineties Pope Jim; who went by 'Hot Papal Jim' during his short-lived porn star career in Los Angeles, wanted a cameo with Jimmy Kimmel's trampoline girls so bad he stormed the set in Studio City CA at 'The Man Show' taping demanding to jump with the girls. When Jimmy replied 'that's not taped here', HPJ searched the set in disbelief. Adam Corolla and security had to beat him with rubber dildos into submission. It is on tape, but never released.

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coevad's life might have gone in a very different direction if Zappa had not released the song Titties And Beer.


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PostPosted: Wed Sep 19, 2012 5:03 am 
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downer mydnyte after he read that worm holes could make it possible to travel back into time, began to irritate his neighbors when he would tunnel into their yard and yell "WHAT YEAR IS IT!..."... :smoke:


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PostPosted: Wed Sep 19, 2012 8:59 am 
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Plook found a worm hole in his not-so-secret basement. He plooked it, of course. Now his dick is lost in time somewhere. Some speculate that it served as the model for Bumcleaver, who figured so highly in the Marquis de Sade's "120 Days of Sodom." Others say it served as the template for the Polish kielbasa. Still others point to the Leaning Tower of Pisa. Whichever the case, Mrs. Plook has taken to wearing black, poor woman.


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PostPosted: Wed Sep 19, 2012 1:17 pm 
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Pope Jim discovered he could tunnel through time in the Papal not so secret basement by following the worm holes, on one of his journeys he discovered an ancient sect worshiping a phallic of fine proportions, he traded the shaman the Holy Grail for the glorious item…but discovered on his return writing on the bottom that read “property Of Mrs. Plook”…

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Plook panicked when he saw a man in uniform at his front door. He ran downstairs to the not-so-secret basement and flushed his stash of Arkansas polio weed. He pushed two choir boys and an old, toothless nun into the wormhole. He guzzled his entire stock of illicit papal bull semen. And then the ALL CLEAR lights flashed. He went back upstairs to find Mrs' Plook lovingly fondling what the UPS man had brought her, her missing marital aid. Plook wanted to puke.


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PostPosted: Thu Sep 20, 2012 3:51 pm 
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Pope Jim closed the Papal Post Office and has directed the Vatican to use the neighborhood UPS store... :smoke:


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PostPosted: Thu Sep 20, 2012 6:32 pm 
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Plook try to make laggin internet to fool the continium space time by posting non stop lies.

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ZutboF fell sideways into the space/time continuum and came out in a place where Quebec ruled North America. Nobody was happy, but the food was much better.


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PostPosted: Fri Sep 21, 2012 7:37 am 
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Pope Jim stopped time traveling due to his disgust over security searchs at the gate, he now uses the Pope mobil... :smoke:


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PostPosted: Fri Sep 21, 2012 11:12 am 
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Plook with job as time traveler inspector make a lot of money especialy when he loot some stuff in the papal mobil, but he is so greedy that he still go to work with his stake board

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ZutboF tattooed a map of Canada onto his ass. Now, whenever he sits down, Quebec seperates from the rest of Canada.

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just plain doug is a proctologist... :smoke:


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Plook once invited his proctologist spelunking, with disturbing results.

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Sam I Am wants his martini finger-stirred by a practicing proctologist. Preferably Plook's Dr. Proctor.

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