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PostPosted: Fri Feb 08, 2013 3:05 pm 
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calvin2hikers is some kind of commy, muslim, nazi... :smoke:


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PostPosted: Fri Feb 08, 2013 5:03 pm 
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Plook thought he would like to have been a fireman when he was young, but he heard they have long hoses needed another dream.

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PostPosted: Fri Feb 08, 2013 5:39 pm 
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It turns out that c2h doesn't like fondue either. At Plooks SB parties he spikes the pots with things like brocolli, snow peas, and kale. Ban him please!

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Coevad doesn't like apple pie, even a la mode.

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PostPosted: Fri Feb 08, 2013 6:26 pm 
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contrary to what he said on the lso thread, cal thinks "favorite foods" are not a matter of opinion at all.

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PostPosted: Fri Feb 08, 2013 6:45 pm 
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sleeping in a jar has tons of time to himself.

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PostPosted: Fri Feb 08, 2013 7:01 pm 
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calvin2hikers is moving to Oklahoma in a prusuit of greener grass... :smoke:


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PostPosted: Fri Feb 08, 2013 7:14 pm 
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Plook has been in many stage productions of Oklahoma.

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PostPosted: Fri Feb 08, 2013 8:35 pm 
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Calvin used to play the jaw harp in J. J. Cale's road band. He got fired for flaming halitosis.


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PostPosted: Fri Feb 08, 2013 10:22 pm 
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LOFL!

Pope Jim has to burn 30 sticks of incense a day to mask his intollerable osmidrosis.

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Coevad's Pointer Sisters tribute act, the Boinker Sisters, played a gig in Santa Ana last night. They were pelted with unopened jars of Knotts Berry jelly. Priscilla Boinker, aka Coevad, has a horrible headache and a black eye. Is this really the life for you, Dave? (And what the fuck does LOFL mean?)


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Pope Jim due to the success of other forum members bands started a Doo Whoop group, The Pope and the Cardinals. He was having trouble finding someone to sing in a high voice so he decided to use an Altar Boy...he must now change the groups name to Pope Jim, an Altar Boy and the Cardinals, let the protests begin... :smoke:


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Plook is just a big fat liar. (I'm tired this morning.)

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Calvin burned his oatmeal. It was so bad that he went to McDonald's and ate some of theirs. (P.S. I figured out what LOFL means. I think.)


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Pope Jim spends most of his day trying to figure out the meaning of acronyms so he can keep up with the hip crowd... :smoke:


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Plook thinks that OMG means Operating My Gyroscope.

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Calvin holds funerals for his sneezes.

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False Dichotomy had a run-in with Pegleg Pete. It ripped his pants. It hurt. He yelled, "Get that false dick out of me!"


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Pope Jim considered getting a zebra, but didn't know if that was the largest size they had.

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Calvin played a character called 'Brainiac' in one of his grade school plays.

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Coevad is still not convinced that spaghetti AND meatballs is the way to go.

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Calvin fully understands the meaning of the word outrageous. And when he get gassy; he likes to stay home and do some reading in the closet.

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coevad considered attending MIT, until he found out that it doesn't stand for Men Ironing Tanktops.

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calvin2hikers once attended an oragy with ten clowns in a very small car... :smoke:


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Plook is a member of a ten-person clown troupe. He's in charge of rubber goods.


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