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PostPosted: Wed Mar 20, 2013 8:10 am 
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When Plook can't think of anything funny to write (like the above), he jacks off his dog (Gary) and writes it anyway. At least the dog is amused.


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PostPosted: Wed Mar 20, 2013 1:57 pm 
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Pope Jim didn't know short but sweet applied to jokes other than his penis... :smoke:


Zzziiinnnggg... :mrgreen:

How ya like me now... :twisted:


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PostPosted: Wed Mar 20, 2013 2:12 pm 
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Plook thinks he's Long Dong Silver. The rest of us wonder: "Where's Waldo?"


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PostPosted: Wed Mar 20, 2013 2:23 pm 
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Pope Jim doesn't know his old lady gave Plook his LDS nickname... :smoke:


Zzziiinnnggg... :mrgreen:


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PostPosted: Wed Mar 20, 2013 5:00 pm 
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Plook wandered away from the locker room and into the Mormon cloakroom, where sane men fear to follow. Clench your buns tightly, dude. Don't drop the magic soap.


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PostPosted: Wed Mar 20, 2013 6:01 pm 
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The town that Jim's in, is a seal and beaver sandwich.


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PostPosted: Wed Mar 20, 2013 6:37 pm 
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coevad swears tomorrow he will not drink the whole 24 pack... :smoke:


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PostPosted: Wed Mar 20, 2013 9:08 pm 
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That lie is correct...for once. I only hinted at it.

Plooks new fondue basement shindig will include the new trendy-dung varieties.


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PostPosted: Wed Mar 20, 2013 10:18 pm 
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coevad doesn't know a beaver from a duck, nor a seal from a salmon. I'll make my own sandwiches, thank you. (Are you enjoying the latest Trendy meltdown? I sure am.)


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PostPosted: Thu Mar 21, 2013 1:56 am 
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Pope Jim isn't just a member of the Trendy Fan Club...he's the president... :smoke:


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PostPosted: Thu Mar 21, 2013 5:03 am 
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Plook forgot to lie again. I call upon the spirits of Mama Cass and Ayatollah Khomeini to whip him with Trendmonger's forked tongue and tickle his tender spots with rolled-up pages of the DZW terms of use agreement.


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PostPosted: Thu Mar 21, 2013 7:16 am 
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Jim knows that if he stuffs a gym sock into that rolled-up t.o.u.a., It'll really get him off.


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PostPosted: Thu Mar 21, 2013 8:40 am 
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Scary thought: coevad wants to get me off. Proofread, people.


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PostPosted: Thu Mar 21, 2013 11:45 am 
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When PopeJim tours 'secret basements of the south' he likes to stay in the ever popular 'Ned Beatty' suite, because of the backdoor.


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PostPosted: Fri Mar 22, 2013 5:47 am 
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coevad should knowthe Tour has only the 'Not' so secret basements... :smoke:


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PostPosted: Fri Mar 22, 2013 6:32 am 
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Plook has never been to a truly secret basement, but there are a few. One of them, down near Savannah somewhere, really does have a Ned Beatty suite. It also has a fondue bar and an assortment of turkey basters. I can almost hear Plook smacking his lips at the thought of it.


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PostPosted: Fri Mar 22, 2013 6:52 am 
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Pope Jim has expanded Papal enterprises to include Travel Tours to not so secret basements world wide he has also decided to renovate sell some that have fallen into disrepair, so opened an new busness venture called Flip this Basement... :smoke:


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PostPosted: Fri Mar 22, 2013 7:39 am 
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Plook's copycat venture, Flip This Bird, is great on concept but low on cash flow. He's thinking he might be able to sell a few franchises to Trenchmouther and Disco Douche.


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Pope Jim is already upside down on his first not so secret basement flip, it turns out the structure is below the water table and now his boogies all covered in mud... :smoke:


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PostPosted: Fri Mar 22, 2013 8:44 am 
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Plook wouldn't kiss Pope Jim's ring if it had a cheesy fondue center!


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PostPosted: Fri Mar 22, 2013 9:49 am 
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coevad's new anal bleaching booth at the Saturday Market has a line forty people long. They're mostly wearing priestly collars. What's up with that?


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PostPosted: Fri Mar 22, 2013 10:26 am 
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Pope Jim purchased a large quantity of stock in Coevad ABB Inc and received 1 year of free bleachings... :smoke:


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PostPosted: Fri Mar 22, 2013 11:55 am 
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Plook just received a gift certificate for coevad's top-of-the-line service, the bleach blanket bungo. Get your prostate revved up, dude. Here comes the wristwatch!


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Pope Jim was disappointed with to find his free bleaching did not include prewaxing... :smoke:


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PostPosted: Fri Mar 22, 2013 1:19 pm 
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Plook's a good buddy. He plucked those babies out with his teeth.


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