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PostPosted: Thu May 09, 2013 2:07 pm 
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Pope Jim to go on Opra to plug his role as Hitlers exploding fart, he mis understood and proceeded to drop his pants and incert an appropriate sized cork in his anus, Opra was shocked yet oddly quisical... :smoke:


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PostPosted: Thu May 09, 2013 6:24 pm 
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Death metal bluegrass tonight! Plook's Vasectomizers will sterilize the shitkicker out of you! Special guest K. Kiirk on the beat box! Be there or get bent!


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PostPosted: Thu May 09, 2013 7:31 pm 
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Pope Jim convinced to give the entire audiance free anus corks, you get a cork and you get a cork and you... :smoke:


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PostPosted: Fri May 10, 2013 6:23 am 
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It was a crappy night at The Baked Potato. There were more people on stage than in the audience. Only four corks were given out. Plook's group will not be back.


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PostPosted: Fri May 10, 2013 8:33 am 
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Pope Jim convinced the crowd coming to the Baked Potato to go to his club one block down, The Mashed Potato, to see a cover band of Vasectomizers called Vasectomizers Play Vasectomizers... :smoke:


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PostPosted: Fri May 10, 2013 4:00 pm 
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Plook was politely escorted out of 'The Hangout' yesterday for reasons unknown. For more details, take it away to our on the spot correspondence......

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PostPosted: Fri May 10, 2013 7:26 pm 
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Plook's poodle-like dog, Gary, left a steamer on the bartender's floor at The Hangout. Plook refused to clean up after him. He was drunk and combative and swore the damn dog wasn't his, it just followed him around everywhere and he hated it. So the bartender, Coevad, pretended like he believed him and put a roofie in Plook's next White Russian. Once Plook was sufficiently stupefied (which didn't take long), the bouncer escorted him to the secret room in the back where the donkey is kept. Plook still doesn't know what happened that night, but he's not constipated anymore.


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PostPosted: Fri May 10, 2013 7:54 pm 
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Pope Jim crucified Christ.


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PostPosted: Sat May 11, 2013 9:44 am 
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Downer Mydnyte ate the Holy Afterbirth.


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PostPosted: Sat May 11, 2013 10:26 am 
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Pope Jim dress's as a donkey and hangs out in the back alley's of TJ when south of the border... :smoke:


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PostPosted: Sun May 12, 2013 6:21 am 
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Plook abuses apostrophes.


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PostPosted: Sun May 12, 2013 1:05 pm 
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Pope Jim thinks Kiirk's screws are nice and tight.

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PostPosted: Sun May 12, 2013 1:50 pm 
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coevad was having anger issues so he sotpped wearing rose colored glass's, they tended to make him see red... :smoke:


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PostPosted: Sun May 12, 2013 5:45 pm 
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More apostrophe abuse. Believe it or not, Plook was once the hero of his high school spelling team. It's a sad indictment of the American educational system, isn't it? Also, he used to dot the letter "i" with a pretty little heart. All the rally girls thought it was so cool and sensitive of him.


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PostPosted: Sun May 12, 2013 7:38 pm 
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Pope Jim is literally crippled by literary technique he doesn't understand, so he is offering free literature downloads to spread his rigid authentic technique because he believes others haven't grasped the lierature intent of the literalists... :smoke:


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PostPosted: Mon May 13, 2013 6:28 am 
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Plook spews gobbledegook at random intervals. His close study of the literary output of Gary Titone tells him that this is an effective defensive tactic. Most of us already know: "If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bullshit," but Plook was on the slow end of the learning curve. He's getting there. Be patient.


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Pope Jim is planing a trip to Brazil to search for the Headless Mule, he plans to ride it during his conquest of Rome... :smoke:


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PostPosted: Mon May 13, 2013 6:10 pm 
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Plook has a hemorrhoid.


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PostPosted: Mon May 13, 2013 6:18 pm 
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Pope Jim been examining my ass again... :smoke:


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PostPosted: Tue May 14, 2013 1:44 am 
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Whenever Plook's on the road, he stays at the Holiday Inn. He like their Ho-bot service. It's so convenient and antiseptic. It's almost like The Church Of Appliantology, except no gay Bobs. His favorite Ho-bot is The Beyoncé 1500 with the adjustable anal cyclone feature. Ride that booty, buckaroo!


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PostPosted: Tue May 14, 2013 5:39 am 
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Pope Jim has decided to submit his tape for the reality show on mars, they will pick 10 people and send them to Mars one way and it will be a TV show, he will be the first Martian Pontiff... :smoke:


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PostPosted: Tue May 14, 2013 8:04 am 
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Plook is loobying hard to become the Archbishop of Mons Olympus. He's already ben there in a secret test of his snot rocket.


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Pope Jim astronomical expertise comes from many years of watching his neighbor thru the window undress... :smoke:


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Brrrrpppp!! That's true, sort of. You lose, sort of. For a couple of years back in the Eighties, I lived in an old house off of Belmont in S.E. Portland. From my back porch, I could see the back windows of all the apartment houses along Belmont on my block. One guy sometimes slept with his bare ass against the window. It wasn't a particularly lovely sight. Too scrawny. But there were a couple of girls in the house next door that enjoyed nude sunbathing. The chubby one looked a lot better naked than she ever did clothed. As I watched from my upstairs bedroom window, I caught sight of other horndogs watching from other windows.

Plook never in his life did anything as deviant as that. Plook is a Boy Scout through and through.


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PostPosted: Tue May 14, 2013 8:08 pm 
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Pope Jim never says excuse me... :smoke:


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