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PostPosted: Wed May 15, 2013 9:52 am 
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Plook measures his erections with a rubber chicken.


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PostPosted: Wed May 15, 2013 12:59 pm 
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Pope Jim wrote:
Plook measures his erections with a rubber chicken.

Pope Jim measures his with a rubber titmouse.


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PostPosted: Wed May 15, 2013 2:06 pm 
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coevad was comparing his to a ball park frank but has recently realized what he had was a vienna sausage... :smoke:


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PostPosted: Thu May 16, 2013 10:32 am 
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7 titmice = 1/2 kielbasa. I'm satisfied.

I must apologize for an earlier mistake. I misheard something in the locker room. Plook actually measures his boners with a chicken's rubber. It's called "keeping it real," people.


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PostPosted: Thu May 16, 2013 12:03 pm 
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Pope Jim has been unable to take his measurement, he has been to every hardware store and can not find an inverted tape measurer... :smoke:


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PostPosted: Thu May 16, 2013 3:46 pm 
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Plook offered me the use of his anal probe, but I declined. He couldn't remember if he'd sterilized it.


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PostPosted: Fri May 17, 2013 7:22 am 
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To get likes over at dzw, Pope Jim needs an education of a special sort.


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PostPosted: Fri May 17, 2013 7:36 am 
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coevad wants to be cast as a Jewish Princess when he gets his Reality TV Show... :smoke:


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PostPosted: Fri May 17, 2013 8:55 am 
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Plook made a plaster cast of his genitalia like all the rockstars did. The Fantastic Voyage team is being shrunk and sent out to view the tiny depression, as it cannot be seen with the naked eye.


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PostPosted: Fri May 17, 2013 9:01 am 
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coevad wrote:
Plook made a plaster cast of his genitalia like all the rockstars did. The Fantastic Voyage team is being shrunk and sent out to view the tiny depression, as it cannot be seen with the naked eye.



LMAO... :lol:


coevad went to an American Idol try out and was ushered of by security and told he was an old fart... :smoke:


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PostPosted: Fri May 17, 2013 9:38 am 
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Like women with inverted nipples, Plook suffers from inverted penis. Everytime he gets a hardon, a little tent is pitched over his asshole.


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PostPosted: Fri May 17, 2013 1:30 pm 
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Pope Jim pretty much looks like a Ken doll naked and though thats the way it should be until he entered the high scholl gym showers, he knew then he had missing parts... :smoke:


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PostPosted: Fri May 17, 2013 11:17 pm 
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Plook spends his weekends prowling the Neverland Ranch. He's looking for a sequined glove.


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PostPosted: Sat May 18, 2013 2:42 am 
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Pope Jim played wah wah on the theme song for the 1970's cop show The Streets of San Francisco.


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Gray_Ghost is a contestant in the Eurovision Song Contest for Liechenstein tonight.
His song, "A-bang a-bong a-gong", is not as subversive as it sounds, though the exploding head at the end is surprisingly satisfying.

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PostPosted: Sat May 18, 2013 8:01 am 
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Caputh has been daydreaming of the'70's so much lately that he decided to through out his wardrob and replace it with bellbottoms, ty die, fringy and puffy shirts...and only wears sandels... :smoke:


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PostPosted: Sat May 18, 2013 9:09 am 
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Plook is truly outdoing himself -- 28 correctly spelled words in a 33-word sentence! And since that isn't a lie, I should also add that Plook wears a red dress on Saturday mornings.


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PostPosted: Sat May 18, 2013 9:16 am 
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It must make an attractive contrast to your all-white garb!

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PostPosted: Sat May 18, 2013 4:14 pm 
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Caputh snorts powdered ivory.


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Pope Jim parlayed the highlight of his voice acting career as Homer Simsons burp to get a booth at the San Diego Comic-Con International this July. He couldn't wait to quit the confessional, or as he calls it, the pear farm and catch up with the old gang. All except Burt Ward, Jim still owed him $200 from last year when he didn't quite measure up........ :?:


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PostPosted: Sun May 19, 2013 4:51 am 
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Holy Heimlich, Gray Ghost! I can't get my arms around your tremendous girth. You're gonna have to choke to death. Sorry, big fella. :( :cry:


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Pope Jim dress's as a Rescue Ranger on weekends and looks for people choking to perform the Heimlich maneuver, he goes by HMM...Heimlich Maneuver Man...his symbol is a chicken bone... :smoke:


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PostPosted: Sun May 19, 2013 8:49 pm 
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Plook watched the X Games skateboard competition yesterday. He got really stoked. He pitched such a big tent over his ass that he couldn't sit, or shit, for hours. That's the heartbreak of inverted penis. IPSO, the Inverted Penis Support Organization, is there to help sufferers like Plook. Send your fully tax deductible contributions to Fund Uncle Charlie's Kids, Young's Oasis, Utah. The US Postal Service will understand our cleverly-designed mnemonic: IPSO FUCK YOU. It may be too late to help Plook, but there are a million more like him across North America. Please give generously. That's IPSO FUCK YOU. The young Plooks of America thank you.


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Pope Jim has been handling Alter Boys inverted penis's so long, he is developing a manual and plans to travel the country to visit various Boy Scout Troops to teach Inverted Penis Handling, upon completion he will attach a Merit Badge in the appropriate location... :smoke:


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PostPosted: Tue May 21, 2013 8:07 am 
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Someday Plook will realize that alter boys are trannies. They have been surgically altered. And then there's that other kind of altar...
Plook wishes more people would play this thread. He gets so tired of being slammed by that fucking jackass, Pope Jim, day after day.


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