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PostPosted: Tue May 21, 2013 1:32 pm 
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Pope Jim due to his Alter Boys has a very rare situation, you may even call eunuch... :smoke:


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PostPosted: Tue May 21, 2013 9:47 pm 
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Washed-up actor Rob Lowe has been crashing in Plook's nssb for the last month, or so. Together they've come up with three recipes for squid fondue. Calamari Cayenne is the rumored flavor for possible distribution; sources say. :smoke:


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PostPosted: Wed May 22, 2013 6:52 am 
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coevad has been sleeping around with random cheap hookers in an effort to get free crabs for his Jambalaya... :smoke:


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PostPosted: Wed May 22, 2013 9:44 am 
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Plook can't keep his eyes off coevad's jeans. "Are those Dungeness crabs under there or Alaskan king crabs? Or is he just happy to see me?"


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PostPosted: Wed May 22, 2013 10:21 am 
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Pope Jim lost two Clorox pens while giving Plook his free anal bleaching, during confession last week. . . .I think he wants them back bro.


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coevad gets visited often by people on scavanger hunts looking for lost sex toys in his ass... :smoke:

(for christ sake that just ain't right... :twisted: )


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Plook stole every copy of 'Nuns Monthly' from Pope Jim's rectory basement. He's pre-peeling the stuck pages apart because it's hard to do with your dick in your hand. Happy jerking to you , sir!


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coevad latest plan to escape the OC is to run off and join the circus, he isn't clowning around anymore... :smoke:


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PostPosted: Thu May 23, 2013 11:05 am 
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As Plook applies Preparation H to his freshly bleached anal grape clusters, he farts "Inna Gadda Da Vida." He really ought to record that before he loses his pucker. Maybe tomorrow. He'll have time to kill before his appointment with Debby Boone. He can't wait to get his Lifetime Lift. His scrotum's been dragging for years.


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PostPosted: Thu May 23, 2013 11:11 am 
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Pope Jim wrote:
As Plook applies Preparation H to his freshly bleached anal grape clusters, he farts "Inna Gadda Da Vida." He really ought to record that before he loses his pucker.

LMFAO
Pope thinks that Plooks zingers are chocolaty and cream filled.


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(I wasn't done yet, you hosehead.)


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(I didn't do nothin')

Pope Jim performs tribal dances for Boy Scout Jamborees.


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coevad wants to be a gay Scoutmaster when he grows up. It sounds so dashing and decadent.


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Pop Jim can now let his Alter Boys join the Boy Scouts... :smoke:


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Plook's overfamiliarity with "Pop" Jim might lead to his excommunication, if he's not careful.

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caputh although a German Fascist is ironicaly an Orthadox Jew, perplexing to say the least... :smoke:


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Plook wouldn't know a German Fascist, if one rushed up to him in the street with a fasces in one hand, the other arm raised in a Roman salute, dressed in a black shirt and singing "Fascist days are here again!" (in German).

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Caputh once imprisoned a colony of midgets in his basement when he lived in a small Scottish village, in the hope that one would reveal itself as a Leprechaun, his wife made him release them when she realized it meant a possible trip to Ireland... :smoke:


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Plook has kidnapped Pope's altar boys again. They are on a slow boat to Iceland w/ a shitload of Fondue-sicles. The plan is to sell them at the Bjork festival next weekend. Here's an image from the wrapper - :smurf:


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coevad designed the Bjork swan dress, it was intended for him, but was called into duty when she refused to wear the Vigina dress he had designed for her... :smoke:


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Plook likes to play dress-up with items stolen from Zsa Zsa Gabor's not-so-secret closet. He thinks he looks particularly fetching in the Queen of Outer Space costume. Once he perfects the accent, he's taking his show to Finocchio's.


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Pope Jim sometimes gets embarassed when he can't find his insense burner and realizes he put it up his ass again... :smoke:


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Plook lies on his back to view the Scottish state flower.


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coevad dreams of being Ben Stein's accountant.


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It was a dark dark night in Eugene, it was sooooo dark that If you were watching you wouldn't have seen Pope Jim crouching down behind his bike shed. Coincidently Pope Jim's partner, standing on the back door step of the papal residence couldn't see Jim either, and the Pope's significant other was really looking. But because it was so dark Jim could not be seen behind the bike shed, now if Jim's better half had super powers, one of which was x ray vision no problem, but, wake up this is Eugene nobodies got super powers in Oregan let alone in Eugene, you'd have to go clear across the country to Erzulie's Voodoo Shop way down there in New Orleans to find anybody with super powers. Anyway Jim, crouched low looking left, right, can't see a thing, it's darrrk, Eugeneee, no super powers, Pope Jim reached into the folds of his leopard print velour jump suit, his trembling fingers searching out his guilty secret. Where ahhh there wedged under his left armpit Jim grasped the pack of cigarettes, his only addiction other than nascar and chocolate, and lets be honest the heroin, but that was more of a medicine than an addiction, hey jesus what is this an intervention. Anyway Jim, crouched, looking, cigerettes, go bag, Gary, GARY!!! what the fuck! Jim leapt to his feet with the rapidity of a much younger man simultaneously striking his head on the loose guttering he should have repaired last year and biting down hard on his tounge. Gary reacted with the speed of a much older poodle, his pointy head narrowly missing Pope Jim's fast approching popedidastm shod foot which connected with the loose downpipe connected to the guttering which delivered yet another short sharp should have fixed the guttering reminder directly to the top of Jim's head. Pope Jim sunk to the ground sobbing in pain, rivulets of blood bubbled from his mouth. Jim reached for his constant companion since the lottery jackpot reached five hundred million dollars, his go bag. When Pope Jim won the lottery it was abandon ship! he was off on a never ending book tour/party/tour. Pope Jim was assured he would win the lottery when he met the intriguingly beautiful and not only but also sexually ambiguous Erzulie, during what had become known in the Pope's household as Jim's lost Month, which was the three and half weeks that Pope Jim had travelled and partied the world whilst under the influence of Fred the tropical frog's mind altering venom. Most of Jim's lost Month was like a hazy dream, but one of the things that did stick in Jim's mind were the winning lottery numbers given to him at an unremembered location somewhere in New Orleans. Jim had been taken to a strange little shop at 510 Dumaine Street to have a demon removed, when he met Erzulie, she gave Jim the winning numbers an std and for an undisclosed fee and after a brief ceremony Jim had his demon exorcised and adopted a pet rock, that originated from the rubble of a collapsed Bangladeshi popedidastm factory, named......Eugene..... Coincidence, I think not.
So every Saturday night for about three years now, if you were looking and had super powers one of which was x ray vision, you might see a pointy headed poodle snuggled up next a crouching Pope Jim behind the bike shed listening for the lottery results on his old transistor radio he keeps in his go bag, hoping and praying, or if it has been a particularly harrowing week pleading and beseeching that this would be the week, his week to abandon ship! ....Good luck Pope Jim my friend good luck......


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