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PostPosted: Sat May 25, 2013 7:29 am 
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Gray_Ghost hea some hella' good binoculars... :smoke:


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PostPosted: Sun May 26, 2013 2:33 am 
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Plook thinks if he talks like Generation Y the gray in his hair will go away and his virility will return.


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PostPosted: Sun May 26, 2013 11:43 pm 
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Pope Jim thinks virility is a dirty word.

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PostPosted: Mon May 27, 2013 12:16 am 
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Caputh smuggles bananas across international borders one at a time.


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PostPosted: Mon May 27, 2013 2:36 pm 
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Pope Jim keeps his virility up for the Alter Boys by performing an ancient Chinese ritual of chewing Raw Monkey Tentacles, therefore he had to buy a Monkey Farm... :smoke:


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PostPosted: Mon May 27, 2013 3:04 pm 
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Plook wrote:
Pope Jim keeps his virility up for the Alter Boys by performing an ancient Chinese ritual of chewing Raw Monkey Tentacles, therefore he had to buy a Monkey Farm... :smoke:

Plook has a secret lab/farm where he has successfully cross-bred monkeys with squid.

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PostPosted: Tue May 28, 2013 9:36 pm 
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Love those monkey's tentacles...chewy

This may sound improbable, but Dave's partner doesn't know he still receives royaltys for his bongo playing on the theme song for the 1966 Mission Impossible tv series :shock:


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PostPosted: Wed May 29, 2013 4:50 am 
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Gray_Ghost got stranded in It's A Small, Small World for an hour. He came out screaming vile obscenities and killed the first four Disney characters he met. Poor, poor Minnie...


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PostPosted: Wed May 29, 2013 7:48 am 
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Pope Jim is up to some monkey business... :smoke:


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PostPosted: Wed May 29, 2013 9:19 am 
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Plook is down for some hot gorilla sex.

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PostPosted: Wed May 29, 2013 11:56 am 
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coevad's got a new box of Kleenex, a new bottle of Jergen's lotion, a new muscle magazine and an eighteen inch zucchini. His phone's off and he's ready for a night of epic sex. DO NOT DISTURB!


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PostPosted: Wed May 29, 2013 12:39 pm 
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Pope Jim has all the Alter Boys playing in a Barrel of Monkeys tournament... :smoke:


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PostPosted: Wed May 29, 2013 12:49 pm 
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Damn you plook. Well I had to add you to the lie.

Pope Jim has purchased a dozen strap-on dildos from Plook's Plooktoreum for his transsexual altar boys. With a 5gallon bucket of 'astro-lube' he waits in the confessional for 'hide the sausage' to begin. The choir boys are jealous so they went on youtube and learned every Justin Bieber song they could, to piss him off.

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coevad voted a straight Tea Party ticket last November, then topped it off with a night of tea-bagging at the OC Republican Party headquarters. Six months later, his cheeks and throat are still raw in spots. And now he has to deal with the impending retirement of Michele Bachman, the only woman he could ever get steel hard for. It's the life of Job for coevad. Give him strength, Lord.


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PostPosted: Wed May 29, 2013 3:01 pm 
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Pope Jim is considering a Papal merger with Jerry's Kids, he knows no limits... :smoke:


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PostPosted: Wed May 29, 2013 5:35 pm 
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Plook is a major contributor to the ASPCA. He does this in honor of Gary's Kids, the little mongrel bastards.


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Pope Jim is obviously trending... :smoke:


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PostPosted: Thu May 30, 2013 5:02 am 
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Plook is following the squirting threat very closely. Check out the dew in his eyebrows.


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PostPosted: Thu May 30, 2013 6:50 am 
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Pope Jim has developed a squirting interest and is headed to the Convent to perform some experiments... :smoke:


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PostPosted: Thu May 30, 2013 8:16 am 
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Plook can't wait to try out Papal Products new Squirting Cow fondue. It's squeaky!


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PostPosted: Thu May 30, 2013 2:24 pm 
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Pope Jim has diversified Papl products so much he needs investers... :smoke:


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PostPosted: Thu May 30, 2013 6:06 pm 
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Plook wants to invest his life savings in my line of fine papal products. (A sucker is born every minute.)


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Papal products are now available at most west coast dispensaries. Edibles include, choir boy cookies, confessional cupcakes and the ever popular Bieber biscuits. His holiness tried the first three biscuits and tripped off to the Oregon caves again; with a 100 biscuit supply.

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PostPosted: Fri May 31, 2013 6:09 am 
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coevad wants to be the oldest Alter Boy on record... :smoke:


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PostPosted: Fri May 31, 2013 7:53 am 
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Plook had his first taste of Squirting Cow fondue. He's hooked. He was seen rubbing it all over his naked loins. "It's better than Oil Of Olay!" he proclaimed.


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