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PostPosted: Fri Aug 02, 2013 9:37 am 
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Caputh offered to polish my crystal ball, but I had to turn him down. Only Gary spit shines my balls.

Moose Drool, by the way, didn't do much for me. A lady friend gave me a six-pack of it on my birthday six years ago. Her son lived in Missoula, so therefore it was the greatest beer on Earth to him. Moosehead's better, esp. with the Canadian alcohol percentage.


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PostPosted: Fri Aug 02, 2013 10:58 am 
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Pope Jim's rejection of the (w)holly sacrament in favour of Moosehead has caused turmoil amongst the altar boys.

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PostPosted: Fri Aug 02, 2013 11:08 am 
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Nowadays every time Pope Jim about finishes his 5th beer, he falls asleep and drools into the container, refilling it.


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PostPosted: Fri Aug 02, 2013 11:30 am 
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Despite protests from the Arians (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Arianism) and Nestorians (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nestorianism), coevad is convinced that I am Pope Jim's son and that Plook is his father. The Emperor Constantine (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/First_Council_of_Nicaea) is most displeased.

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PostPosted: Fri Aug 02, 2013 3:14 pm 
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Caputh is Plooks grandson in some made trilogy that makes Star Wars look like a soap opera... :smoke:



The Moose drool was good I favor Nut Brown Ales, Downtown Brown from Lost Coast Brewery in Eureka is the king... :!:


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PostPosted: Fri Aug 02, 2013 9:13 pm 
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Plook is busy rehearsing the vocal screams of Bruce Springstein in an effort to attract female sasquatch towards KaptKiirks' partytime lair.


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PostPosted: Sat Aug 03, 2013 7:41 pm 
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coevad has a chancre on his uvula. He can't sing falsetto. He had to cancel his Pointer Sisters tribute gig.


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PostPosted: Sun Aug 04, 2013 10:02 am 
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Pope Jim never wakes and bakes. He totally waits until 10:30, and shit.


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PostPosted: Sun Aug 04, 2013 1:47 pm 
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coevad in an effort to get concert ticket money has opened a lemonade stand on his front lawn... :smoke:


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PostPosted: Sun Aug 04, 2013 3:51 pm 
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Plook bought a glass of coevad's lemonade and soon realized it was recycled Budweiser with an ice cube in it.


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PostPosted: Mon Aug 05, 2013 9:23 am 
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Pope Jim has installed a 'choir boy golden shower' stall in the Vatican bathhouse. It's amazing what he can do with a roll of duct tape, a funnel, three feet of garden hose, a latter and a Justin Bieber Halloween mask.


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PostPosted: Mon Aug 05, 2013 1:17 pm 
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coevad is debating opening a golden shower amusement park... :smoke:


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Plook once sniffed Trendmonger's seat when he left the room.

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NuclearProstate has never had anal issues... :smoke:


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PostPosted: Mon Aug 05, 2013 11:00 pm 
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Plook suffered chafing on both sides of his nose from sniffing Trendy's seat.


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PostPosted: Tue Aug 06, 2013 1:40 am 
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Pope Jim was upset he never got the chance to sniff Trendmonger's seat so he went out of his way to sniff the back of his neck and went mad... with DESIRE.

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NuclearProstate has radioactive dingleberries.


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Pope Jim carries a geiger counter with him at all times... :smoke:


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PostPosted: Tue Aug 06, 2013 7:22 pm 
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Plook carries a little radiation suit for his penis in his wallet. He is forever a dreamer, always hoping to get lucky.


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Pope Jim tried putting his cat in a gimp suit because he loves fur and pvc against his penis.

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NuclearProstate is a trusted Presidential advisor.


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Pope Jim became concerned when he overheard his Papal Consulary on the phone speaking German about an Ivory Tower... :smoke:


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PostPosted: Wed Aug 07, 2013 10:29 am 
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Plook carves miniature ivory towers out of ivory soap bars and sells them in Istanbul.


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PostPosted: Wed Aug 07, 2013 10:34 am 
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coevad is an animal rights activist who can only approve of ivory towers if they consist of a lot of elephants standing on each backs, signing release forms.

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PostPosted: Wed Aug 07, 2013 11:15 am 
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Caputh master plan had one simple mistake, his Ivory Tower sticks above the tree tops of the Black Forrest...thus revealing the location of his secret lair... :smoke:


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