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Plook's knowledge of German geography is limited to the red light district in Hamburg, and that only because his father lied about his great sexual prowess.


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Pope Jim believes a red light district has something to do with Christmas lights... :smoke:


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Plook, in a failed effort to start a racial war, tried burning watermelons in white folks' front yards.


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Pope Jim, every Christmas season, strings multi-colored musical toilet seats across his front lawn with a brown fecal smear on each, personally refreshed daily for twelve days.

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NuclearProstate made the regrettable mistake of applying the peanut butter to his anus…the wild Ferrets really got into it mate… :smoke:


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Plook used to be a vegan lesbian nihilist.

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NuclearProstate celebrated the 68th anniversary of Hiroshima by getting his anus waxed and bleached.


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PostPosted: Fri Aug 09, 2013 12:12 am 
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Pope Jim helped me celebrate by waxing and bleaching my anus.

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PostPosted: Fri Aug 09, 2013 7:35 am 
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NuclearProstate braids his pubic hairs.


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Pope Jim dreeds running into people with dreed locks... :smoke:


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Plook's sausage is crafted from the purest ivory

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PostPosted: Fri Aug 09, 2013 9:21 am 
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Caputh dreeds the ivory sausage. The iron sausage ain't so bad, though.


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Pope Jim dreeds the coming economic meltdown and the corresponding slump in ivory shares

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PostPosted: Fri Aug 09, 2013 4:15 pm 
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NuclearProstate grooves to Yanni while he masturbates to portraits of Linda Gray. Life is good.


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Dave O's better half quitely breathed a sigh of relief when during the Monthly meeting he had publicly announced to the local skeptics society that after twenty three years of searching he was calling off his annual hunt for Sasquatch. Deep deep deep in an isolated forest somewhere in the pacific northwest, when Biggy as he was known to his mates got the news via e mail on his smart phone, he also breathed a somewhat foul smelling sigh of relief. Unbeknown to Dave he had come so fucking close last year that Biggy and the boys thought they would have to relocate the bigfoot band to Oregon to avoid detection. They had taken a vote as it had been a toss up between Newark (to unfriendly), Venice beach (to hot) or Eugene (just right). After some deliberation and a minor punch up Eugene was the winner on the day. Mrs O was a little concerned when Dave O started bringing home books on vampires, could a new search be in the offing? Stay tuned...


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Gray_Ghost celebrated the 68th anniversary of Nagasaki by scratching his nutsack with a salad fork. His tablemates were thoroughly disgusted.


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NuclearProstate olunteered for a new sepository trial... :smoke:


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Hhaaaaaaaaa! thanks Pope! You made my evening. And for that, your lie shall be less brutal.

Pope Jim and the choir boys are rehearsing for their new 'beach rock' band - Diatomaceous Earth and the Tide Pool Crabs

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