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PostPosted: Sun Aug 11, 2013 5:26 am 
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coevad went to funbetweenthebuns.com for a good time. He came away very disappointed.


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PostPosted: Sun Aug 11, 2013 10:32 am 
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After Pope Jim's weekly drunk fest with his drinking buddy Cardinal Reardon, Jim was the first to pass out(I know. I'm as surprised as you are). So the good Cardinal set PJ adrift in the canoe canals of Eugene. He woke up with duck shit all over himself. Quack!

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PostPosted: Sun Aug 11, 2013 1:32 pm 
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coevad finally got his big break with a Carpenters cover band... :smoke:


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PostPosted: Mon Aug 12, 2013 6:54 am 
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Plook asked coevad if they could be BFFs. coevad ran away screaming. He thought it meant "butt-fucked forever."


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PostPosted: Mon Aug 12, 2013 7:56 am 
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The papal hairdresser has told Pope Jim to stop sticking his fingers (or indeed anything else) into electric sockets.

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PostPosted: Mon Aug 12, 2013 9:14 am 
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Plook wrote:
coevad finally got his big break with a Carpenters cover band... :smoke:

Don't you remember I told you I'm hungry Plookie
Said you'd be coming back this way again, Plookie
Plookie, Plookie, Plookie, Plookie, oh Plookie
I need a sam-itch. I really do.

We're really more like Weird Al Yankmydik. And Caputh is front row every time we are in Germany.

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PostPosted: Mon Aug 12, 2013 2:33 pm 
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Coevad can take an hour on the tower of power as long as he gets a little golden shower.

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NuclearProstate has the Tower of Power on his IPod... :smoke:


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PostPosted: Tue Aug 13, 2013 4:58 am 
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Plook thinks Luigi and the wise guys is Zappa's best song.

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PostPosted: Tue Aug 13, 2013 5:34 am 
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NuclearProstate cut a fart so horrible that even his dog ran away.


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PostPosted: Tue Aug 13, 2013 6:01 am 
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Pope Jim secretly meets people at Gary's reasturant, yes dogs are welcomed... :smoke:


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PostPosted: Tue Aug 13, 2013 6:46 am 
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Plook fuels Ike Willis' crack addiction.

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PostPosted: Tue Aug 13, 2013 11:57 am 
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NuclearProstate's condition is a direct result of his illicit relationship with Waldo the Stump. Some days it hurts so bad, he wishes he'd got AIDS instead. Love in the 21st Century is no picnic, kids.


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Pope Jim learned to play golf, he got a good score and now he says to himself "I ain't no NIGGER no more."

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NuclearProstate is missing a regulator switch between his head and his hand... :smoke:


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Plook just sent an anonymous note to Spacebrother. NukeButt will soon be embarking on his national apology tour.


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Pope Jim took a side job with the NSA listening team... :smoke:


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PostPosted: Wed Aug 14, 2013 5:32 am 
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Plook flew the red-eye to NYC to brainstorm with the Anthony Weiner Twitter team.


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Pope Jim is debating running for Governor of Oregon so he can live of the sales taxes he collects... :smoke:


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Plook did 9/11.

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NuclearProstate did Hiroshima... :smoke:


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PostPosted: Wed Aug 14, 2013 5:07 pm 
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Plook did the Time Warp again, in a Speedo and stiletto heels.

P.S. The Church is more profitable, even with all the perv settlements. Oregon has no sales tax.


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Pope Jim is far beyond brown lipstick. He will only wear gloss black.

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coevad has still not found an escape route from the OC... :smoke:


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Plook has never plooked.

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