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PostPosted: Thu Aug 15, 2013 1:22 am 
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NuclearProstate did Hiroshima... :smoke:


Plook you amnesiac, that is an outrageous lie!


Plook's first day on the job at the project, he picks up a job sheet and makes his way over to the work station, checks the orders and resolders the red, green and black connections as instructed, screws the inspection panel up tight, signs off and returns the the job sheet to the hook marked Little Boy. Collecting a second job sheet Plook climbs the gantry, double checks his orders and resolders the red, green and black connections, makes a secondary check, secures the panel and desends to the tarmac, Plook makes a final visual inspection, satisfied he signs the sheet and returns the clipboard to the hook marked Fat Man. Reaching for an oversized red rubber stamp Plook imprints DISARMED boldly across both documents and Initials the stamped area, just a warning then he thought, just a little frightener for Hiroshima and Kokura or Nagasaki depending on the weather.
Humming to himself Plook joined Kaptain Kiirk at the tarmac cross walk just as the Kaptain began to cross, Plook shouted a warning and grabbed at Kiirks shoulder, Kiirk spun on his heel and said come on the lights green you jamoke and carried on, damn my colour blindness Plook said under his breath it's the little things that catch me out............


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PostPosted: Thu Aug 15, 2013 6:27 am 
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Gray_Ghost does things that make you go Hmmm... :smoke:


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PostPosted: Thu Aug 15, 2013 9:23 am 
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Plook plays pocket pool in the parish playground.


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PostPosted: Thu Aug 15, 2013 9:28 am 
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Pope Jim and Plook actually went to 7-11 on Tuesday for omelet-dogs.

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PostPosted: Thu Aug 15, 2013 9:37 am 
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I just barfed in my lap. Do they actually make such things?

coevad drives the short bus for a Scientology day camp.


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PostPosted: Thu Aug 15, 2013 10:40 am 
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Pope Jim is constantly transsubstantiatiating; wafers to flesh and wine to blood. In fact, he even set up a frozen food chain to fill Emperor Bokassa's fridge.

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PostPosted: Thu Aug 15, 2013 1:58 pm 
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Caputh is debating exchanging one Ivory Tower for 51% of Pontiffs Products Frozen Food division... :smoke:


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PostPosted: Fri Aug 16, 2013 6:49 am 
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Plook smokes Blu e-cigarettes because Jenny McCarthy told him to. So far he has received no satisfaction and a tremendous case of Blu balls. :smoke: :smurf: :smurf:


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PostPosted: Fri Aug 16, 2013 11:04 am 
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Pope Jim doesn't smoke or even use a toaster at all; as well he knows, smoke signals are only appropriate on certain occassions...

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PostPosted: Fri Aug 16, 2013 11:49 am 
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Caputh is only buying Pontiffs Products Frozen Food for the Fondue Division... :smoke:


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PostPosted: Sat Aug 17, 2013 6:14 am 
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Plook has an unexplained craving for pretzel buns. Twiggy, where are you?


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PostPosted: Sat Aug 17, 2013 8:47 am 
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Pope Jim loves expired Cheez Whiz and televised yachting.

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coevad is conduct illegal ant fights in a stadium in his back yard, even front row seats requirer binaculers... :smoke:


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PostPosted: Sat Aug 17, 2013 4:28 pm 
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Plook has just been alerted to the possibility of suicide titty bombers. As much as he travels by air, this is a good thing to be aware of. Now he can stare at big bazooms all he wants and simultaneously claim to be ever vigilant and looking out for the welfare of his fellow travelers. "Whaddaya think I'm staring at, lady? Are those things loaded? Hey, TSA dude! Get that boob sniffing dog over here! I don't trust this bimbo. Bitch's got a mustache." That's our Plook, public servant through and through.


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Pope Jim has offered his services to the airport as the official breast gropper in the never ending search for the exploding mammalian prodtuberances... :smoke:


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Plook jerks off to Punky Meadows. :smoke:

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NuclearProstate got his nickman from an act often performed on himself that involves a corn cob... :smoke:


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Late at night, Plook likes to sneak into outhouses and sniff the cob.


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PostPosted: Mon Aug 19, 2013 7:39 pm 
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Pope Jim has a massive collection of corn cob pipes... :smoke:


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On a hashish buying mission to Bombay in 1996 Plooks continued mispronunciation of the cities name lead the extremely polite people of India to change the name of the heaving metropolis to Mumbai, thus saving Plook from any further embarrassment. Unfortunately by the time the name change had been made official, Plook had returned to the US and was completely unaware of the name change. To this day he can't understand why google earth is unable to provide him with a street view of the hotel he stayed at all those years ago, and he has yet to convince Mrs Plook that he had ever been there at all.


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When Gray Ghost wills it, the earth quakes.

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Caputh next big investment venture is to start a theme park type airline, a sort of midevil times in the air, complete with armor and jousting... :smoke:


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Plook makes sure his poodle bites and his poodle chews it.

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NuclearProstate loves sticking things up his ass. The biggest thing he's stuck all the way in so far is a regulation size Canadian football. His ultimate goal is a medicine ball, but that's a few years off yet. Right now he's got himself wrapped around a spiny puffer fish. Fugu, baby!


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Pope Jim is going to leverage Papal Products to get in on the ground floor of Capuths Medevil Times Airline... :smoke:


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