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PostPosted: Wed Aug 21, 2013 4:57 am 
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Plook is studying the economic feasibility of opening an anally themed sushi bar for Englishmen. A need has been demonstrated.


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PostPosted: Wed Aug 21, 2013 5:04 am 
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Pope Jim sense of direction has come into question since he knows not what orifice is secreting a fishy smell... :smoke:


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PostPosted: Wed Aug 21, 2013 10:09 am 
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Holy mackerel dere, Kingfish. I smell a Plook. I know it's a Plook by the brown scale on its shorts.


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PostPosted: Wed Aug 21, 2013 10:11 am 
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Pope Jim is a rather attractive Afro-American lady.

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PostPosted: Wed Aug 21, 2013 12:07 pm 
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Caputh wants some of that sushi.


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PostPosted: Wed Aug 21, 2013 1:18 pm 
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Pope Jim is debaating changing his name to Chitlin... :smoke:


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PostPosted: Wed Aug 21, 2013 7:38 pm 
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Plook lies to Girl Scouts.


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PostPosted: Wed Aug 21, 2013 9:16 pm 
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Pope Jim cums into cups, adds tango and drinks up!

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PostPosted: Thu Aug 22, 2013 2:42 am 
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NuclearProstate got the Tester job at the Butt Plug Plant... :smoke:


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PostPosted: Thu Aug 22, 2013 3:00 am 
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Plook plants butt-plugs - but they have yet to flower.

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PostPosted: Thu Aug 22, 2013 7:01 am 
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Caputh brought fertilizer too Plook cuz he was in hurry to see his new flowers

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PostPosted: Thu Aug 22, 2013 8:28 am 
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ZutboF invented the 'horse tail' butt plug.


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PostPosted: Thu Aug 22, 2013 9:01 am 
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coevad inserts the prototype horse tail butt plug. He's rushing down to San Diego this very moment. He wants to get fondled by Bob Filner while he's still the mayor.


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PostPosted: Thu Aug 22, 2013 1:01 pm 
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Pope Jim takes 'The Stallion' all the way. (It's the largest size offered at Plook's Porno Emporium).


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PostPosted: Thu Aug 22, 2013 2:43 pm 
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coevad is Plook's Porno Emporium's Director of Advertising... :smoke:


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PostPosted: Thu Aug 22, 2013 8:11 pm 
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Plook's Porno Emporium recently received 1000 inflatable Bradley Manning dolls, suitable for brutal buttfucking. But now, thanks to the real Bradley, half of Plook's potential clientele wants Chelsea Manning dolls instead, with the standard three action holes, and the other half wants nothing to do with the original Bradley Manning dolls because the real Bradley Manning is a gender-bending freakazoid. What self-respecting pervert wants to pile-drive something like that? Poor Plook. It's another brilliant hunch of his gone to shit. Not to mention a couple of grand.


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PostPosted: Fri Aug 23, 2013 6:05 am 
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PopJim has tested the plook 1000 inflatable dolls and none of them have passed, so now he has to lick clean them for a return to China. China have power to ask that kind of favor to usa.

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PostPosted: Fri Aug 23, 2013 7:56 am 
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ZutboF sent in a apllication for Plook's Porno Emporium quality control inspector... :smoke:


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PostPosted: Fri Aug 23, 2013 9:22 am 
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Plook has just fired me from his Emporium. A-hole!
Little does he know, I've been moonlighting at PJ's Papal Porno Hut. I'm full-time there, bitch! Now you'll never get products from the new 'Choir Boy Collection' on your shelves. Never!


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coevad was arrested when caught smuggling a case of butt plugs up his ass after quiting his job at Plook's Porno Emporium as tester... :smoke:


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PostPosted: Fri Aug 23, 2013 11:57 am 
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Plook sells pre-used butt plugs on aisle #6. If you buy one, be sure to wash it.


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...In Pope Jim's Hole-y Water(TM)!
Only Pope Jim's Hole-y Water(TM) can cleanse and clean those butt plugs with the secret ingredient power of the Holy Trinity - Ghosty, Sonny and Daddy.
Never dirty your hole again!
Try Pope Jim's Hole-y Water(TM) today!

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PostPosted: Sat Aug 24, 2013 2:30 pm 
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Caputh gets to buy one butt plug and get the second half off for writing advertisements for PJ's Papal Porno Hut, he has gone mad man... :smoke:


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PostPosted: Sun Aug 25, 2013 6:24 am 
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Plook has decided to dedicate the rest of his life to the worship of the great god, Ganesh. He is moving to Bangalore to study at the feet of Sri Pumpaloaf. First he must prove his sincerity by shoveling sixteen metric tons of elephant dung. Then he must wear the brown lipstick for two full cycles of the moon. Then comes sausage grooming. This is where most postulants lose their resolve. Will Plook be up to the challenge?


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Pope Jim has installed an obstacle course at the entrance to the Vatican... :smoke:


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