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PostPosted: Sun Aug 25, 2013 8:33 pm 
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Plook switched to E-cigs last week. Now he's a vapor freak. :smoke:

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PostPosted: Sun Aug 25, 2013 10:02 pm 
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When coevad went to the Vatican, he stumbled at the very first obstacle. Sister Candace asked him if he wanted some head and coevad said yes. This shows poor moral character. Even worse, he wanted to put it on his American Express card. No fondue for you, dude.


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PostPosted: Mon Aug 26, 2013 7:45 am 
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Pope Jim has always said a good obstacle course will weed out the no believers... :smoke:


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PostPosted: Mon Aug 26, 2013 10:00 am 
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Plook was doing better that expected on the course. Then Pope Jim sent Cardinal Reardon(with K-Y tube in hand) out to ride his ass. We await the scoring.

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PostPosted: Mon Aug 26, 2013 12:02 pm 
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While the rest of the judges gave Plook a tens when he stuck the landing (ouch!), coevad representing East Germany gave him a 6.... :smoke:


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PostPosted: Mon Aug 26, 2013 4:37 pm 
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It was more like a coring.

coevad has been appointed to President Obama's national security team. They needed a bartender.


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PostPosted: Tue Aug 27, 2013 8:53 am 
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If Pope Jim hears Obama being blamed for anything else this week, he will join the Amish Mafia and fight for liberal freedom!

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PostPosted: Tue Aug 27, 2013 12:53 pm 
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coevad tried to infiltrate the Tea Party but was busted when he smelled of coffee... :smoke:


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PostPosted: Tue Aug 27, 2013 4:44 pm 
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While the rest of the judges gave Plook a tens when he stuck the landing (ouch!), coevad representing East Germany gave him a 6.... :smoke:

I would like to know how Plook slipped this in. When I made my scoring/coring crack, it wasn't there, I swear. So, to get back on track:

Plook is learning to like the brown lipstick. He has even called Trendmonger for grooming tips. Is there a free lunch in Trendy's future?


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PostPosted: Wed Aug 28, 2013 8:10 am 
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Pope Jim was served with restraining order from Trendy due to his staking... :smoke:


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PostPosted: Wed Aug 28, 2013 8:23 am 
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When Plook climbed the bean stalk, he found a giant Trend-monster living at the top.

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PostPosted: Wed Aug 28, 2013 12:56 pm 
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coevad went to steal the The Goose and discovered it was Pope Jim laying golden eggs, he decided to forget a'bout it... :smoke:


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PostPosted: Wed Aug 28, 2013 2:30 pm 
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Plook is an all knowing apostrophonic God.

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PostPosted: Thu Aug 29, 2013 1:31 am 
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coevad's new boy band, The Tea Bag Brigade, just signed on to be the warm-up act for ZPZ. Surely fame and glory will soon be his.


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PostPosted: Thu Aug 29, 2013 3:42 am 
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Pope Jim is protestant.

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PostPosted: Thu Aug 29, 2013 8:16 am 
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Baddy is the Typhoid Mary of herpes.


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Pope Jim regularly punches an effigy of Mother Teresa - she disapproved of his aggressive marketing tactics, particularly in the Hole-y Water area.

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PostPosted: Thu Aug 29, 2013 1:01 pm 
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Caputh feels his plan to rule Germany is a 3 year plan, no more... :smoke:


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PostPosted: Thu Aug 29, 2013 2:22 pm 
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Plook's got a big old chub for Miley Cyrus.


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Pope Jim prefers Robert Thicke... :smoke:


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PostPosted: Fri Aug 30, 2013 3:48 am 
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You sure that's not Robin? (I don't really know. I haven't turned on a radio in years. Does he sing, or what?))

Plook got his nipples pierced.


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(Check out Blurred Lines...Robins son.)

Pope Jim got his skin tags pierced, now when topless he looks like he's wearing a David Crosby fringed jacket... :smoke:


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Plook has a major crush on Rachel Maddow. He thinks she'd look good with a mustache.


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Pope Jim has a life size poster of Anderson Cooper in his tighty whities in his teenage bedroom... :smoke:


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Plook lurks over at dzw. Awaiting the apparition of the Specter Pope.

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