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PostPosted: Fri Aug 30, 2013 2:57 pm 
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coevad's boy band, The Tea Bag Brigade, are putting in 10-12 hours a day practicing. Their new single, The Ballchinian Boogie, is going to blow ZPZ off the stage. coevad's vocals are incredible. Who would've thought the guy could sing like that with a mouth full of Rocky Mountain oysters? I am in awe.


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PostPosted: Fri Aug 30, 2013 9:27 pm 
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Never shall Specter Pope lurketh within 'The Lounge Of Consequence'. For thou fears the wrath of the 'Chatmonger'.


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PostPosted: Sat Aug 31, 2013 7:32 am 
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coevad attempts to escape the OC have all failed, he is debating changing his identity to Gary in hopes he will be thrown out of the county... :smoke:


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PostPosted: Sat Aug 31, 2013 10:03 am 
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Plook has offered political asylum to ex-mayor Bob Filner. No explanation was given.


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PostPosted: Sat Aug 31, 2013 10:19 am 
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Pope Jim supports the Honorable Kitty Piercy with a Sex SwingTM.


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PostPosted: Sat Aug 31, 2013 6:25 pm 
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I wouldn't touch that old fartbag with coevad's dick, limp and warty though it be. Poor guy got laughed out of a gathering of toads.


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PostPosted: Sat Aug 31, 2013 7:11 pm 
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Short'n'sweet: When he's out on the town Pope Jim always hits on the larger ladies so that if he scores he can fit into their underwear. It gives getting into their pants a whole new meaning.

Happy Birthday Big Guy!


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PostPosted: Sun Sep 01, 2013 4:13 am 
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When he isn't molesting sheep or pretending to be Bilbo Baggins -- about two days a week -- Gray_Ghost likes to search for the elusive moa. One day he will find one. He will love it and pet it and squeeze it and name it George, unless it lays an egg, in which case he will name it Olivia. Then he will scramble that egg and make a Christchurch omelet and fuck genetic diversity.


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PostPosted: Sun Sep 01, 2013 9:39 am 
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Pope Jim failed his audition to be Ozzy Osbourne's bucket-man. He couldn't work the spigot. How in the hell do you shower, man?


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PostPosted: Sun Sep 01, 2013 1:40 pm 
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coevad disguised had nearly reached the county line when the mob that was running him out of town realized he was not a dog man therefore not the dreaded monger...he was almost out and they sucked him back in... :smoke:


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PostPosted: Sun Sep 01, 2013 9:49 pm 
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Plook will never really escape Yubaland. When he mongered his way to the local rodeo stopped said no beef jerky inner tube drug dealer.


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PostPosted: Mon Sep 02, 2013 6:08 am 
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coevad has been known to shoot up heroin before he posts on zappa.com. See above.


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PostPosted: Mon Sep 02, 2013 8:16 am 
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Hey. Mine makes a lot more sense than some of Plooks lie-isms.

Pope Jim chants to himself in Arabic.


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PostPosted: Mon Sep 02, 2013 9:46 am 
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coevad is recovering from sabretoophairyism.

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PostPosted: Mon Sep 02, 2013 1:08 pm 
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Caputh likes the big ten-dollar words. Sometimes he fills his bathtub with them and pretends they're scented oils and balms. His friends wonder why he always smells so musty.


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PostPosted: Mon Sep 02, 2013 2:20 pm 
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Pope Jim is pissed at caputh for causing him to buy a urban Dictionary... :smoke:

BTW: Caputh excellent blast from the past, what a piece of work that person was, made trendmonger readable...LOL... :lol:


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PostPosted: Mon Sep 02, 2013 7:50 pm 
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Plook is breeding a ghost shark in his not-so-secret basement, or at least that's what he tells the Mrs. Actually he's fucking a manatee.


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PostPosted: Tue Sep 03, 2013 9:18 am 
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Pope Jim new he was mistaken when he saw the Sharknado coming... :smoke:


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PostPosted: Wed Sep 04, 2013 3:58 am 
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Plook was the artistic consultant on Syfy Network's latest atrocity, Ragin' Cajun Redneck Gators. Tune in tomorrow night to meet the Brothers Plook and admire their stylish teeth


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PostPosted: Wed Sep 04, 2013 3:22 pm 
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Pope Jim has discovered his celly fits perfectly in his anus, the bonus is having it on vibrate... :smoke:


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PostPosted: Thu Sep 05, 2013 6:44 am 
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Oh, how I loved it when you called me a few weeks ago. Prostrate Paradise!

Plook buys his lies from the same guy who writes jokes for Jay Leno. No wonder so many of them are duds.


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Pope Jim's sells indulgences which are also duds. I bought one the other day- no remission from purgatory whatsoever.

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PostPosted: Thu Sep 05, 2013 8:56 am 
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Caputh longs for a Pontiff peace treaty... :smoke:


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Plook likes his grease meaty.


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Pope Jim insists that the Altar Boys all greese up before their Papal Massage... :smoke:


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