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PostPosted: Mon Dec 30, 2013 12:25 pm 
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deuce mixes his plum wine with lemon juice and sings Wino Man until 3am.


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PostPosted: Mon Dec 30, 2013 5:05 pm 
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coevad makes bathtub booze using his dirty gym socks as flavoring... :smoke:


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PostPosted: Sun Jan 05, 2014 1:18 pm 
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Plook was the man who put the word "plook" back into "plooking".

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PostPosted: Mon Jan 06, 2014 6:09 am 
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Caputh endures a night of iron sausage.

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PostPosted: Mon Jan 06, 2014 8:30 pm 
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NuclearProstate has a thing for Gordoon Ramsay's sausage recipe... :smoke:


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PostPosted: Thu Jan 09, 2014 12:23 pm 
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Plook's faux Scottish accent has often led him to pronounce: "Hoooooooots, Mooooon!", to the general consternation of all in the Gorbals - or the Gooooooooooorbals as he would have it.
(Not an outrageous lie, but Gordon Ramsay's Sausages and Beans recipe can't be beat.)

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PostPosted: Thu Jan 09, 2014 1:24 pm 
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caputh had no involvement in the schumacher and merkel 'accidents'.

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PostPosted: Thu Jan 09, 2014 4:16 pm 
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deuce pee's and jars and serves it as white wine at parties... :smoke:


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PostPosted: Wed Jan 22, 2014 5:01 pm 
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Plook is finally done aging his dirty socks from the LA Roxy show last year. They are ready to flavor the fondue pot.

Foot Fungal Feta will be served at the next nss-basement meeting.


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PostPosted: Thu Jan 23, 2014 9:23 am 
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coevad waits and watch’s daily for the mailman in anticipation of receiving an invitation to the Not So Secret Basement Fondue Party, the signature event of the year. He has been working hard on the requirement of having Movie Star Hair and thinks he has met it, his only concern is…does a Moe Howard qualify… :smoke:


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PostPosted: Thu Jan 23, 2014 10:29 am 
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Plook has tickets for the Black Oak Arkansas/Molly Hatchett reunion fest in Little Rock for this coming summer. He will let his 'rat-tail' grow out so that he can sport a full redneck mullet for the event. Don't forget to spike the top, bro!


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PostPosted: Thu Jan 23, 2014 2:33 pm 
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Coevad is some eighteen ninety-five Louisiana style prostitute.

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NuclearProstate can't get an invite to the Not So Secret Basement Fondue Party due to his cheese issues combined with his namesake creates a possible hazard risk for the guests... :smoke:


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PostPosted: Fri Jan 24, 2014 12:10 am 
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Plook has almost finished his magnum opus in his completely unsecret basement. He is soon going to hold a literary soiree cum fondue evening to present his erotic literary meisterwerk, entitled "The Story of Oooo".

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PostPosted: Fri Jan 24, 2014 8:54 am 
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Caputh has Foreign Film Star Hair, he is totaly into the Euro-Trash lifestyle... :smoke:


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PostPosted: Fri Jan 24, 2014 12:52 pm 
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I modelled my hair-style on Plook's, as everyone in Europe does - except in reverse. I wear the beard on my scalp.

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PostPosted: Fri Jan 24, 2014 5:20 pm 
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I modelled my hair-style on Plook's, as everyone in Europe does - except in reverse. I wear the beard on my scalp.



LOL... :lol:


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When Plook types 'LOL', he actually steps away from the computer, clears a few square feet of floor (in his new super-secret underground bunker), does some warmup stretches and laughs out loud repeatedly to all points of the compass. You don't know what he has to do when he types 'PMSROFLOL'. Stay strong Plookster.

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Sam I Am thinks the paper around the 'meat things' is cat proof.


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