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PostPosted: Mon Apr 21, 2014 8:27 pm 
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KK has contracted 10 guys he found through student job search and hired a backhoe for operation rock'n'roll. The next time Baddy goes shopping, the Star Trek rock will be "beamed" from his back yard to Kiirk's front yard. The lads are on a strict diet of herbal cookies, just waiting for the green light.


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PostPosted: Sat May 03, 2014 5:37 pm 
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Gray Ghost from Wellington is still waiting for the Prussians.

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PostPosted: Sat May 03, 2014 5:51 pm 
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My Name Is Fritz always tells the truth. 8)

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Mr Nice Guy invented time.


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downer mydnyte was solely responsible for the faulty lense on the Hubble Space Telescope, NASA still haven't paid his bill.


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PostPosted: Thu May 08, 2014 6:25 am 
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Gray_Ghost invented The Mothers.


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Coevad invented grilled cheese


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PostPosted: Thu May 08, 2014 9:10 pm 
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downer mydnyte knows exactly who the Woodland Heights pooper is.


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PostPosted: Fri May 09, 2014 10:12 am 
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Gray_Ghost draws fake tunnels and alleyways, using sidewalk chalk, on walls around his town.


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PostPosted: Fri May 09, 2014 4:58 pm 
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Coevad walks through those chalk tunnels and down those chalk alleys looking for stick figure prostitutes.


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PostPosted: Fri May 09, 2014 10:48 pm 
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Unbeknown to NASA it's Mars exploration rover Opportunity has been sending pictures of downer mydnyte's backyard to mission control since 2005...


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Gray Ghost's backyard is littered with a years worth of Grand Marnier.


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PostPosted: Mon May 12, 2014 6:07 am 
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downer mydnyte was recently sued for breach of contract by CBS. The boy band he was managing failed to show up for a performance on Letterman....It was after their bedtime.


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PostPosted: Mon May 12, 2014 6:51 am 
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Gray ghost starts the day with a vegetable.
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PostPosted: Mon May 12, 2014 11:57 am 
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TT recently sold the Tower of London to a consortium of German bankers. Unfortunately a legal dispute has arisen over the sale, due to 13 French bakers claiming Toni had sold them the tower last year.....


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G_G is known in his country as 'The Manu Bay Mauler.'


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As a youth after school Dave O, when he wasn't working part time as Huey, Louie or Dewey and occasionally Minnie Mouse at Disneyland, used to hang out at the airport hoping to meet John Wayne......


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Grey_Ghosts' real name is Reginald Turdleikker


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coevad is applying to the Olympic committee to introduce breast-juggling as an Olympic discipline.

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Caputh's latest teaching aid was roundly rejected by his local Federal Ministry of Education, however the Ministry of Education of the People's Republic of China are extremly interested in this exciting new tool. There's also a guy named Vlad from Keiv who said he was keenski on the pogrom, but I think he meant program....Caputh has perfected a method of subliminal messaging technologly only audible to children aged five through to fifteen. The innocuous tutor SYSTEMtm delivers the doctrine of your choice to those with no choice.


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Gray_Ghost thinks his toilet is haunted because it flows counter clockwise... :wink:


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PostPosted: Wed Jun 11, 2014 6:35 am 
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deuce and trip sell tuna stuffed kumquats on the streets of TJ every weekend.


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coevad wants to make a career change and audition for the Mickey Mouse Clubhouse Band... :wink:


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Plook acquired a 'signed Fee Waybill prothstetic penis' last week ;the one Fee uses during WPOD. Actually, overs the years, Plook has collected five and a half of the twelve inch monsters.

Of course there's a secret story about the half one.


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