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PostPosted: Sat Jul 26, 2014 8:43 am 
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deuce named himself after the Kiss song, but has never actually experienced a deuce other than a bowel movement.


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PostPosted: Sat Jul 26, 2014 12:05 pm 
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Philostopher was one physically romoved from the O'Hare International Airport... for throwing bread to the airplanes.


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PostPosted: Sat Jul 26, 2014 12:37 pm 
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lopsed mops is a closet grommar nozi.

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PostPosted: Sun Jul 27, 2014 2:04 am 
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coevad is a froo thonker.

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PostPosted: Sun Jul 27, 2014 4:55 am 
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Caputh leaves the Dark Forrest every year to wonder the countryside of France looking for people with wine... :smoke:


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PostPosted: Sun Jul 27, 2014 5:51 am 
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Plook has an itchy trigger finger.
In fact, he shot his mailman, his grandma, the paperboy, 3 pizza delivery guys,
his television, his air conditioner, and his uncle's best friend from high school...
upon cleaning his gun case.

6 wounded, 0 killed.


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PostPosted: Sun Jul 27, 2014 8:19 am 
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lapsed maps uses world atlas books to start his bonfires.

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PostPosted: Sun Jul 27, 2014 12:45 pm 
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After being fired by Lalo Schifrin for a bongo mishap* covead destroyed his copies of the soundtracks to Dirty Harry and Enter The Dragon.


*thanks to Gray Ghost


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PostPosted: Sun Jul 27, 2014 1:07 pm 
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downer mydnyte still proudly wears his ToTo... :smoke:


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PostPosted: Mon Jul 28, 2014 8:08 am 
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Plook was the first to discover super mario's negative world.
This act was soon followed by multiple high fives and the consumption of
three 2 liter bottles of Jolt cola and several bags of supreme pizza rolls.


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PostPosted: Mon Jul 28, 2014 10:22 am 
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Oh the injustice, Lapsed Maps was recently issued with a restraining order and not only but also trespassed from Graceland for life. This unfortunate turn of events was the direct result of a costume malfunction, which in all fairness was not Slaped Sams, sorry I mean Lapsed Maps fault. Whilst taking a selfie astride Elvis's Harley Davidson, which, to be fair, was behind the velvet rope and therefore out of bounds to the general public, the humungus left breast of his Dolly Parton costume was punctured during a brief struggle with an overzealous security guard who can't be named for legal reasons. According to the court documents, when the SWAT team and paramedics arrived they reported an unconcscious male covered in blood, which upon closer inspection turned out to be a mixture of sarsaparilla and maple syrup, being the contents of Lapsed Map's burst bosom. After the hapless guard was evacuated by chopper to a local hospital, an hysterical and disheveled Lapsed Maps was tracked by bloodhounds to, of all places and again behind the velvet rope, The Kings john. When the FBI's chief negotiator arrived along with a Thai translater, they realised that Lapsed Maps was not screaming threats in a foreign language he was actually, albeit somewhat loudly due to the echo of E's throne room, repeating "the cunt he bit my tit the cunt he bit my tit". After a short stay in hospital being assessed and eventually cleared by a bevy of psychiatrists, then making multipule court appearences Lapsed Maps narrowly avoided a law suit and a spell in an orange jump suit, but was sentenced to 200 hundred hours working the ticket booth at Dollywood, which ironically had been his original destination to begin with.....I just love a happy ending don't you?


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PostPosted: Tue Jul 29, 2014 5:54 am 
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Grey_Ghost works in the steno pool... :smoke:


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PostPosted: Tue Jul 29, 2014 6:51 am 
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Plook experiences extreme ADD while reading any of GG's posts.

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PostPosted: Tue Jul 29, 2014 4:03 pm 
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coevad is having problems finishing his memoirs, he is running out of crayons... :smoke:


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PostPosted: Wed Jul 30, 2014 12:10 am 
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coevad's publisher was strangely delighted when he heard that Plook was to proof-read said memoirs; he is hoping that it will be a second "Finnegans Wake".

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PostPosted: Wed Jul 30, 2014 2:13 am 
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Upon being drunk on spiced rum, Caputh spent 3 hours working on a
crayon drawing of tom petty and the heartbreakers, only to (soon after) set it
on fire in the kitchen sink and vomit into a slow cooker.


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PostPosted: Wed Jul 30, 2014 9:22 am 
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lasped maps was Plooks new 'Fondue Boy' in the not so secret basement, until Plook caught him arranging the long skinny forks into the shape of an inverted pentagram, and adding too much Bass Ale to the dipping batter.

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PostPosted: Wed Jul 30, 2014 3:09 pm 
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coevad is going to join Barista School so he can be the complete version of a starving artist?


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PostPosted: Thu Jul 31, 2014 3:44 pm 
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Plook is not on tour. :shock:

PD: just call me "wakawazoo" in this thread.

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PostPosted: Thu Jul 31, 2014 7:18 pm 
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wakawazoo actually has no wazoo... :smoke:


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PostPosted: Fri Aug 01, 2014 3:55 pm 
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Plook never plooked. :smoke:

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wakawazooinregalia' was really onto something with that handjob barbershop idea.
A bit expensive for a crooked haircut though... honestly.


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lapsed maps has a secret love for One Direction :smoke:

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PostPosted: Tue Aug 05, 2014 3:46 pm 
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wakawazooinregalia' spent the whole winter hanging around outside hip coffee shops looking for frosted flakes?


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Plooks movie star hair wrote the book on how to survive a Sharknado.

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