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PostPosted: Thu Aug 07, 2014 2:32 pm 
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Coevad has a seat right in front of scheila for the west coast ZPZ gigs.

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Deuce is going to fly to SLO for the ZPZ concert and surprise the other forum members... :smoke:


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Plook can't get KK to stop writing 'Zappa Or Bust' on the car windows with half melted chocolate bars every time they stop at a service station.


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From 1974 to 1983 covead worked as one of several look alike/sound alike stand in's for Buck Dharma at over 250 Blue Oyster Cult concerts. It's long been rumored that he wrote the song Veins with Richard Meltzer and performed the original lead vocal track in the studio*. Veins turned out to be the last thing he ever did with BOC.


* Cream magazine, March, 1983. "Will the real Buck Dharma please stand up?" by Cameron Bangs


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PostPosted: Sat Aug 09, 2014 5:00 pm 
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Plook can't get KK to stop writing 'Zappa Or Bust' on the car windows with half melted chocolate bars every time they stop at a service station.


You have no idea how close to the truth that is... :mrgreen:


wakawazooinregalia' wears his Jezabel Boy outfit and walks the streets on Friday and Saturday night in an effort to recreate Frank Zappa songs in real life situations... :smoke:


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Plook is full-on jealous of Rob Lowes movie star hair in the new Shark Week commercial. So much, that he is seriously considering a change to the 'Squid' look.


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coevad wonder the streets of Hollywood asking salons to give him movie star hair and only gets groans in response… :smoke:


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In 1978, Plook played the character of Zac in Saga of a Star World, which was, with some differences,
the pilot episode of the original Battlestar Galactica TV series. He also co-starred as "Keith Stewart" in episode 17,
season 4 ("Dwarf in a Helium Hat") of The Rockford Files.


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In memory of Pope Jim

Pope Jim was incensed, in fact Jims demeanor was described in the court documents as incandescent. The Popes retirement plan was in tatters, his proposed self sufficiency scheme had been destroyed, Months and Months of research and development wasted, and all because of Bob, the Popes nervous ophidiophobic neighbour. A weaker man would have gone out and started a forest fire, but Pope Jim was not weak, angry and maybe a little deranged yes, but no one could, or would, ever dare to accuse him of being weak. After all this is Pope Jim we're talking about, alleged leader of the Eugene chapter of the Crusaders (many are called, but few are choosen) motorcycle club, a pillar of the local community, scout troop leader, miniature steam locomotive enthusiast, published author and winner of the prevent botulism in babies short story competition five years running. The Pope was a man about town, a very very angry man about town, and now that the meddling do gooders from the society for the prevention of cruelty to animals had taken away his assortment of snakes, totaling five thousand give or take an adder or two, Jims snake oil as an alternate fuel experiment was to put it crudely, fucked, and as I said before Jim was not happy. This whole sorry state of affairs had come to a head when Jim had been on the phone with his neighbour the ironically named Bob Plissken discussing an upcoming neighbourhood watch meeting and toying with his trendy rattle, the one he'd surgicaly removed from his pet rattle snake Gary, thinking there was a snake in the room Bob ran screaming from his house directly into the path of an oncoming unicyclist, leading to an unavoidable collision, thankfully Bonny the cyclist was uninjured, but Bob was not so lucky, a broken toe from the wheel of the unicycle, and a number of impact injuries from the three clubs, two chainsaws and the blacksmiths anvil Bonny was juggling at the time of the accident. It was the subsequent investigation into the mishap that led to the discovery of Jim's unlicenced and therefore illegal snake farm and oil refinery. The SPCA slid in and seized Jim's snakes, and the Seven Sisters oil company, after a three day party, dismantled the Popes refinery. After the court case Jim was sentenced to six Months home detension, Pope Jim is using the time to draft his next novel, the working title is Rage, the story of an angry misunderstood genius...due to his aggressive typing style Pope Jim is on his third keyboard....I wish you well your Popeness.

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In 1978, Plook played the character of Zac in Saga of a Star World, which was, with some differences,
the pilot episode of the original Battlestar Galactica TV series. He also co-starred as "Keith Stewart" in episode 17,
season 4 ("Dwarf in a Helium Hat") of The Rockford Files.


My God, lapsed maps... you voluptuous New York City slit...
Why didn't you tell me before?
It was so hard to tell with your little blousey-poo on, but...
Now that I see you I would have helped . . .
I didn't know you were so obviously . . . PREGNANT.

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deuce decided to build a time machine and after months of construction found he could not complete the project since he could not acquirer the key component, Flavor Flav would not part with his oversized clock… :smoke:


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deuce couldn't get FLavor Flav's clock for his time machine, so now he is plotting to steal Big Ben... :smoke:


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Plook has front row / meet & greet Gordon Lightfoot tickets.


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coevad was going to play bass for Gordon Lightfoot, but discovered he was heavy handed... :smoke:


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Plooks journey down the care free highway with Kapt Kiirk resulted in a slipped disc.


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