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Febreeze underwear. Only in the haute couture places.

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You gotta give the people something good to read, on a Sunday

You can't kill what's already dead. DON'T BURY IT! Granola cereal Zombies can only be dealt with by drowning them in chitlin-flavored lemonade extract.

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You gotta give the people something good to read, on a Sunday

I was just testing you, Cal. I already drowned them with the extract. Now I know your legit.

If someone tricks out a beat up rusty '75 Pinto with a spoiler and rims & tires, is that white trash, ghetto, or other?

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Confused at Walmart

Cal,
Everytime I go into chat no one is there? Any suggestions?

Signed,
All By Myself

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"It is the mark of an educated mind to be able to entertain a thought without accepting it."

Cal,
What do I do when a housemate uses the warm water tap while I'm in the shower thus getting freezing water over me without expecting it?

Should I post my Baddy vd Spacebro comic?

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Join the PackardGoose forum! Send me a PM!

Other. Them Paris folk'll be all over it next year.

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You gotta give the people something good to read, on a Sunday

Well that should tell you something right there.

(You could actually post over here in the chat thread and let people know.)

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You gotta give the people something good to read, on a Sunday

Dear Cal

I am having trouble sending photos of my weiner to random women on line since no camera known to man has the mega pixel capability to capture the whole enchilada, what is a a guy to do?

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Hanging out hung low

Dear Cal,

I keep getting random pictures of some dude's johnson in my email.

Signed,
Megapixeled Penis

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"It is the mark of an educated mind to be able to entertain a thought without accepting it."

Mega pixels denote clarity, not size. Right there is why you got caught in this deceit of a lie within a web of falseness.

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You gotta give the people something good to read, on a Sunday

You might want to consider legal action. Or share said photos with the forum for a good giggle.

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You gotta give the people something good to read, on a Sunday

I'll answer the 2nd part first. You've already done that.

The 1st part? I guess the best answer would be better plumbing, but if you're not financially sound enough for that, I'd say take said housemate down with a trip, and omaplata them until they stop doing it.

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You gotta give the people something good to read, on a Sunday

Dear Cal

Someone told me I could use the Intrs-nets, can I catch fissh with it?

Sign Me somethin fishy going on

Dear Cal,

My dog has no nose. How does he smell?

Signed,
One Stolen Joke After Another

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When the going gets weird the weird turn pro - HST

Miasma!

Dear Cal,
where is Gadaffi?

Signed,
Bottle bank, the desert, Libya

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The more I learn, the less I know.

Just for the halibut, I'm not going to answer that question.

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You gotta give the people something good to read, on a Sunday

Awful!

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You gotta give the people something good to read, on a Sunday

He's at the Sands, doing Dylan covers.

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You gotta give the people something good to read, on a Sunday

Very emotional Dylan covers.

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When the going gets weird the weird turn pro - HST

Miasma!

Dear Cal

Why is it so hard to get forum members across the country to met for a free meal?

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Eating Alone

He's like a faucet during "Libya Let Me Follow You Down".

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You gotta give the people something good to read, on a Sunday

They've read your posts?

Haha, I kid (a little), maybe the right people don't see the messages at the right time.

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You gotta give the people something good to read, on a Sunday

Nyuck, Nyuck Nyuck!

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Stay with me flagrantly and we'll have ecstasy for all eternity.

Zzzzzzzziiing!