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PostPosted: Wed Aug 27, 2014 12:51 pm 
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Cal - can you tell me how to get 36 hours into 24?
I'm running out of time...
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As the engineer of the group, I'd say hire an assistant at .5 FTE.



Forum Foul, this is Cal's thread to supply answers to questions...please cease and desist... :mrgreen:


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PostPosted: Wed Aug 27, 2014 3:28 pm 
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Plook wrote:
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Cal - can you tell me how to get 36 hours into 24?
I'm running out of time...
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As the engineer of the group, I'd say hire an assistant at .5 FTE.



Forum Foul, this is Cal's thread to supply answers to questions...please cease and desist... :mrgreen:


You tell 'em, Plook!

Uh, what tiboudre said.

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PostPosted: Wed Aug 27, 2014 3:58 pm 
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You tell 'em, Plook!

Uh, what tiboudre said.


:mrgreen: Thanks for the laugh after a rotten day calvin!


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PostPosted: Wed Aug 27, 2014 4:29 pm 
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Dear Cal

Movie Star hair is such a hassel to care for, if I get a plastic mold of it made do you think anyone could tell?


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PostPosted: Wed Aug 27, 2014 4:51 pm 
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Movie Star hair is such a hassel to care for, if I get a plastic mold of it made do you think anyone could tell?


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Don't you put it in a plastic mold when you take it off at night?

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PostPosted: Thu Aug 28, 2014 2:27 pm 
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How does one go about transforming their cool, hip self into a square…I’m tired of maintaining all this?

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PostPosted: Thu Aug 28, 2014 3:33 pm 
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How does one go about transforming their cool, hip self into a square…I’m tired of maintaining all this?

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To cool and hip

8)


First, we'll work on your narcissism.

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PostPosted: Thu Aug 28, 2014 4:47 pm 
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Plook wrote:
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How does one go about transforming their cool, hip self into a square…I’m tired of maintaining all this?

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To cool and hip

8)


First, we'll work on your narcissism.



But what if I'm not into that weird European stuff?


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PostPosted: Fri Aug 29, 2014 7:54 am 
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Plook wrote:
calvin2hikers wrote:
Plook wrote:
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How does one go about transforming their cool, hip self into a square…I’m tired of maintaining all this?

Sign Me

To cool and hip

8)


First, we'll work on your narcissism.



But what if I'm not into that weird European stuff?


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PostPosted: Fri Aug 29, 2014 12:06 pm 
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What's weird about spurning Echo and being punished by Nemesis by being lured to a pool, falling in love with one's own reflection and drowning oneself?
Haven't we all been there?

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PostPosted: Fri Aug 29, 2014 12:13 pm 
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What's weird about spurning Echo and being punished by Nemesis by being lured to a pool, falling in love with one's own reflection and drowning oneself?
Haven't we all been there?


What's wrong with it? Echo, that's what. That woman was calling day and night, texting and e-mailing. And Narcy (we're close friends) had to put up with it. He eventually got a restraining order.

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PostPosted: Fri Sep 05, 2014 6:23 am 
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Dear Cal

I started dating and I can't find my instruction manual that they give it when you turn 16, where can one find a copy?

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PostPosted: Fri Sep 05, 2014 10:10 am 
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I started dating and I can't find my instruction manual that they give it when you turn 16, where can one find a copy?

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You only get one. So basically, you are fucked (or probably not, since you lost your manual.)

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PostPosted: Sat Sep 06, 2014 12:46 am 
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Dear calvin2hikers,

What do you do when you get nervous?
Is there some type of internal pep talk that you give yourself?
Are you one of those "what is there to get nervous about?" people?
Do you hunger for and feed on the fear?

I know this seems like a lot of questions, but honestly...
there is only like 2, MAYBE 3 answers.


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Calvin's ADVICE Corner. Not Calvin On The Couch.

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PostPosted: Sat Sep 06, 2014 6:08 am 
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Dear Calvin,

What do you do when a respected member of this forum has made a comment about you that sort of pisses you off? Do you just blow it off, or should I respectfully explain my position? I'm not looking to piss people off, but I also have no problem doing it if need be.

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What do you do when a respected member of this forum has made a comment about you that sort of pisses you off? Do you just blow it off, or should I respectfully explain my position? I'm not looking to piss people off, but I also have no problem doing it if need be.

Thanks
Philo


If it's jaypfunk, you have to give back in kind. Something like "You motherfucking douche bag dick guzzling lover of the Grateful Dead". If it's anybody else, I would kindly tell them (using smileys when possible to convey your emotions) that you didn't appreciate what they posted.

Unless it's that fucking jaypfunk.

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PostPosted: Sat Sep 06, 2014 7:39 am 
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calvin2hikers wrote:
Philostopher wrote:
Dear Calvin,

What do you do when a respected member of this forum has made a comment about you that sort of pisses you off? Do you just blow it off, or should I respectfully explain my position? I'm not looking to piss people off, but I also have no problem doing it if need be.

Thanks
Philo


If it's jaypfunk, you have to give back in kind. Something like "You motherfucking douche bag dick guzzling lover of the Grateful Dead". If it's anybody else, I would kindly tell them (using smileys when possible to convey your emotions) that you didn't appreciate what they posted.

Unless it's that fucking jaypfunk.


It's not jay. It's from a man who named himself after boogers {which I don't really have a problem with}. I love a good booger joke as well as any grey haired Beavis and Butthead. I've made my point, so it doesn't really matter now. Thanks for your timely response though!


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PostPosted: Sat Sep 06, 2014 2:53 pm 
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calvin2hikers wrote:
Calvin's ADVICE Corner. Not Calvin On The Couch.

Well duh. I don't need to ask for advice to assume that you probably have a computer chair.


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PostPosted: Sat Sep 06, 2014 2:59 pm 
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Hello Calvin
I have this urge to answer peoples requests for advice on your behalf.
Am I wrong for typing the answers and then deleting them?
x

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PostPosted: Sat Sep 06, 2014 3:09 pm 
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Hello Calvin
I have this urge to answer deuce's question on your behalf.
Am I wrong for doing so and not deleting it?
x


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PostPosted: Sat Sep 06, 2014 3:13 pm 
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Hello Calvin
I have this urge to answer peoples requests for advice on your behalf.
Am I wrong for typing the answers and then deleting them?
x


If you're referring to what I deleted on my thread, I have my reasons. If you need further explanation, there is a pm function. If you're not referring to that, then please disregard this post.


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PostPosted: Sat Sep 06, 2014 3:21 pm 
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Hey Philo - we're cool - I really do have this urge!
And here's a kiss for maps too.
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Thanks deuce.
See that... we can run this thread perfectly neat and fine on our own.

The air. It's spattered with love.


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May I just cut in here and say I won't be appearing in this thread?

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