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Help, I'm a Rock
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Besides Kirk's way more plite.


Is that something like POLITE?

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So Rock was the guy who hit Frank off the stage in London! So on every post he's just a bitter old man still tryin' to be bigger than the man on stage! So,now can we have fun?

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So....you are RAINMAN?

Nah....

Just another moron.

At least a new crop shows up every so often, even though this current one is less than standard.

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See, I nailed it! No denile there!

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KAPT.KIRK wrote:
See, I nailed it! No denile there!


Is denile like demississippi?

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I gotta pet rock.Ugly little sucker. Follow's me around.

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KAPT.KIRK wrote:
I gotta pet rock.Ugly little sucker. Follow's me around.


No apostrophe needed in FOLLOWS you dork.

What are you, in 8th grade?

Must be frum da publik skouls......


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First I gotta scrape that shit right off my shoe's RE:subject matter/not relavent :twisted:

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KAPT.KIRK wrote:
First I gotta scrape that shit right off my shoe's RE:subject matter/not relavent :twisted:


Gettin some serious mileage out of that one, eh BOY?

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Is everybody happy ?

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All the fun will be at The Roxy! I'll be there! 12/12/08 Tickets for both shows keep popping back up! This is because people [hold tix] then for whatever reason turn them back. Call ticketmaster,get a real person and they can tell you if they get more.Both ticketmaster and the ZPZ site had sold out when i found and got 2 tix, plus they still had 12 more!On 8/12/08 :D :wink: 2 days later!Two days before the second show was added.Good luck perserverence shall prevail! :wink:

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KAPT.KIRK wrote:
First I gotta scrape that shit right off my shoe's RE:subject matter/not relavent :twisted:


Gettin some serious mileage out of that one, eh BOY?

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Rock is the girl your daughter? Kinda like gingers on the Blind Faith LP

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BRAVO SIERRA NEVADA BEER! Dont' pay him no mind. He likes it and not so much music talk ! Now watch, we'll both get blasted.And nothing about Zappa! If ya gotta have a fine beer SIERRA NEVADA PORTER would be my closer, ya can all most chew it!Of course ANCHOR PORTER is best to open with! The fun in the world would be any good FZ music . I prefer the top of the same muffin,not the others that might taste good to! 8) Oh yeah ! That is a great plastic he-she pix! :P Such rock hard tits-looks like hooters n hard rock cafe.Maybe I'm on to something here?

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Oh thats gingers grand daughter from Gilligan's :P Island ! Still hard sweet and sticky. Like rock kandy! :wink:

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BRAVO SIERRA NEVADA BEER! Dont' pay him no mind. He likes it and not so much music talk ! Now watch, we'll both get blasted.And nothing about Zappa! If ya gotta have a fine beer SIERRA NEVADA PORTER would be my closer, ya can all most chew it!Of course ANCHOR PORTER is best to open with! The fun in the world would be any good FZ music . I prefer the top of the same muffin,not the others that might taste good to! 8) Oh yeah ! That is a great plastic he-she pix! :P Such rock hard tits-looks like hooters n hard rock cafe.Maybe I'm on to something here?


Just another whacko who speaks gibberish.

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Holden, take the gun,load it! One in the chamber! Now point it at your temple! Now close your eye's and think about your fav Beatle :cry: Now please don't shoot! chapman sick :twisted: You too?

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Holden, take the gun,load it! One in the chamber! Now point it at your temple! Now close your eye's and think about your fav Beatle :cry: Now please don't shoot! chapman sick :twisted: You too?


Do you compose this blabber, or does it just flow out of your ass like shit?

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As you can see I attract an N.R.A kinda following.Help I can't use that word to even close down the one and only site I cared about ? let mikey eat it you say,Admin?Where doe's it all lead?Help, we follow you rock!where are you taking us? lead us now! We don't just sit ,lead now! I'm bored!! Where is all the fun in the world?You take it?

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I DON'T EVER WANT NO STINKIN' GUN'S POINTED AT ME IN A POST! ARE YOU TRYIN' TO THREATEN OR INTIMIDATE ME?

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there is still fun out there! Is'nt that cool,neat and keen too!!Boy's and girls we are in for fun now!Just tell us whats fun in the world to you and where! Don't have any fear Mikey SQUASHED the rock that needed no help! Thanks!!!!

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Fun is Music, Disney, computer games, watching Rocky Horror for the infinith time, baking, eating, sunsets, juggling and playing on the Pinball machine.

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Bungy-jumping,roller coasters! Oh! When I was young they had Flexies.Those short sleds with wheels! FUN FUN FUN!! Now it's an X- sport! :wink:

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Fun is Music, Disney, computer games, watching Rocky Horror for the infinith time, baking, eating, sunsets, juggling and playing on the Pinball machine.


allegedly at disneyland, male employees are made eat disney prepared food from the canteen otherwise they get a 1/7th cut in their pay. allegedly, disney were aware that men think of sex every 7 seconds so they make the male employees eat food with a high saltpeter content. Saltpeter is known to lower a man's sex drive and if they refuse they get a pay cut.

Disney have denied this is the case, but never explained why only male employees are forced to eat from the canteen or take a big pay cut.

the mind boggles!

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If you get a chance read Carl Hiasons, Team Rodent and you will see how you and your kids have been dooped by thinking this is a Disney good time! Team Rodent Will Blow Your Mind . Happiness is being free everywhere. 8) And thank you for the fun in the world thats posted here! Bells,Beads,Bandanas,Berdino,Barstow. :wink: Oh ya Beans!!

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