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Fun is Music, Disney, computer games, watching Rocky Horror for the infinith time, baking, eating, sunsets, juggling and playing on the Pinball machine.


allegedly at disneyland, male employees are made eat disney prepared food from the canteen otherwise they get a 1/7th cut in their pay. allegedly, disney were aware that men think of sex every 7 seconds so they make the male employees eat food with a high saltpeter content. Saltpeter is known to lower a man's sex drive and if they refuse they get a pay cut.

Disney have denied this is the case, but never explained why only male employees are forced to eat from the canteen or take a big pay cut.

the mind boggles!


I was actually thinking of the times when my ex-bf and I had Donald Duck cartoon marathons. Now THAT was fun!

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Bonny! Disney,or Team Rodent is what is sucking the fun out of the world!How many times have you been to euro-Disney?Remember it's Disney's world! Not the real world! Have all sorts of fun in the real world! But TEAM RODENT's fun is safe fun! Is that fun,or really disturbing?Carl Hiaasen's book (Team Rodent) should be required reading for anyone entering the Kingdom! Now out here, I still laugh till my belly aches,I can never find that Moose & Squirrel,or why doe's the coyote never get the road runner?Why do I have a car just like Fred Flinstone? :wink: Team Rodent don't play no FZ no way! Now that ain't fun.Skiing straight down on top of the mogels,thats fun anywhere there is snow!

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Fun is Music, Disney, computer games, watching Rocky Horror for the infinith time, baking, eating, sunsets, juggling and playing on the Pinball machine.


allegedly at disneyland, male employees are made eat disney prepared food from the canteen otherwise they get a 1/7th cut in their pay. allegedly, disney were aware that men think of sex every 7 seconds so they make the male employees eat food with a high saltpeter content. Saltpeter is known to lower a man's sex drive and if they refuse they get a pay cut.

Disney have denied this is the case, but never explained why only male employees are forced to eat from the canteen or take a big pay cut.

the mind boggles!


I was actually thinking of the times when my ex-bf and I had Donald Duck cartoon marathons. Now THAT was fun!


was it fun afterwards though, once the saltpeter had kicked in? :mrgreen:

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HI IM NEW I HEAR ALOT OF INFIGHTING TRUE?


I'm just wondering about what will happen after the trolls get bored of not being able to pointlessly flame me. Will they stupidly get themselves banned, or wander off out of boredom?

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Ah! TheCentralScrutinizer,you got it,they have there own fun as determined by; The Board for the Board to Serve the Bored!!Saltpeter any one?

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TheCentralScrutinizer wrote:
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Fun is Music, Disney, computer games, watching Rocky Horror for the infinith time, baking, eating, sunsets, juggling and playing on the Pinball machine.


allegedly at disneyland, male employees are made eat disney prepared food from the canteen otherwise they get a 1/7th cut in their pay. allegedly, disney were aware that men think of sex every 7 seconds so they make the male employees eat food with a high saltpeter content. Saltpeter is known to lower a man's sex drive and if they refuse they get a pay cut.

Disney have denied this is the case, but never explained why only male employees are forced to eat from the canteen or take a big pay cut.

the mind boggles!


I was actually thinking of the times when my ex-bf and I had Donald Duck cartoon marathons. Now THAT was fun!


was it fun afterwards though, once the saltpeter had kicked in? :mrgreen:


Normally I can only watch 4 of those shorts on end, but with him, well...

...Aren't you the little sicko?

Kirk: Only EuroDisney once, in 1994, when they were doing very bad business. I was 10. But I'm a major Donald Duck fan. Donald Duck is real life. Brilliant.

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Fun is Music, Disney, computer games, watching Rocky Horror for the infinith time, baking, eating, sunsets, juggling and playing on the Pinball machine.


allegedly at disneyland, male employees are made eat disney prepared food from the canteen otherwise they get a 1/7th cut in their pay. allegedly, disney were aware that men think of sex every 7 seconds so they make the male employees eat food with a high saltpeter content. Saltpeter is known to lower a man's sex drive and if they refuse they get a pay cut.

Disney have denied this is the case, but never explained why only male employees are forced to eat from the canteen or take a big pay cut.

the mind boggles!


I was actually thinking of the times when my ex-bf and I had Donald Duck cartoon marathons. Now THAT was fun!


was it fun afterwards though, once the saltpeter had kicked in? :mrgreen:




...Aren't you the little sicko?



not really no. :lol: it may have been cheeky, foward, rude, improper even... but it certainly wasn't sick :lol:

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You know there's this Dutch comedy song called "I want to be bad" which features the phrase "I jerk off while reading the Donald Duck magazine". It's based on something... hmmm...

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was it fun afterwards though, once the saltpeter had kicked in? :mrgreen:



If Old Walt had indeed done that, if would have had no effect at all.

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You know there's this Dutch comedy song called "I want to be bad" which features the phrase "I jerk off while reading the Donald Duck magazine". It's based on something... hmmm...



http://img92.imageshack.us/my.php?image ... aldue8.jpg

i can't get the image links to work :(

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Hey! I know that pic... I sure wish I had a larger version of it when I made Phi Quacka Crappa.

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Got the same pic in the loo.Only mine says Phi Zappa Krappa. I heard Frank never saw a cent from that pic! :shock: Bonny, didn't euro-Disney have to start selling wine to appease the French,I think thats the only place they sell any booze.Rock out with your Donald Duck out! :)

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I heard Frank never saw a cent from that pic!

No, but he did get a scent!

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I heard Frank never saw a cent from that pic!

No, but he did get a scent!
Thats a real stretch for a pun-joke jpd. :oops:

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Got the same pic in the loo.Only mine says Phi Zappa Krappa. I heard Frank never saw a cent from that pic! :shock: Bonny, didn't euro-Disney have to start selling wine to appease the French,I think thats the only place they sell any booze.Rock out with your Donald Duck out! :)


Not sure if that's true... But I understand they've seen the light, they have more mature rides and they now speak English. Hopefully good English. (I still have our home video with the French announcer attempting to pronounce the Aladdin parade "hoth orroyfed. Pleeze beed zem velcam!")

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was it fun afterwards though, once the saltpeter had kicked in? :mrgreen:



If Old Walt had indeed done that, if would have had no effect at all.
People still believe this shit! The toxicity of "salt peter" (potassium nitrate) first shows in the muscles and the kidneys and makes red blood cells (erythrocytes) clump dangerously together. Well, it does "salt down the peter" -- you're too sick to get you up so you don't even think about your peter! LOL!

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The fun in salt-peter, is to tell one of the guy's they have been spiked,w/sp,while they are on "THE" date! Works in thier head every time,will it work (literaly) or won't it? Cheap Thrills are often fun !!!!! Keep it up- Get it! Puns are fun too! :mrgreen:

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I saw the fun! On 12/12/08 at The Roxy! ZPZ blew my mind,and you've never seen so many smiling happy Zappa Phreaks! It was nirvana,bliss and a little like the Haight '67.Now the next fun,besides celebrating Zappadan,is Dec.31,in S.F.See ya there! Also for Zappadan my B-day is the 20th,so to honor Frank,I try to play 48 hours of all Zappa ending midnight 12/21.I sure hope the MP3 downloads are ready! F.Z.your son D.Z. is doing you real proud,as are the ZFT,your family,friends and true fans.

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Anyone remember the tall man with the kilt?I saw him at the Berkeley 9/20/07 and 12/12/08 Roxy shows. Met him {nice man} but can't remember his first name.Any one know who I'm talkin' about?

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Less Claypool more ZPZ !!!!!! NYE at the war memorial opera theater,it was a gas for me,because ya see, I was born at Kaiser on Geary.....st. SF.
So anyway ya'll it went like this;oops! Tell me a little of your fun in everything in life,jokes that make you laugh,etc! :D But please remember this is for optomist not postthisshits. :( I got a great honest 'n' good story,wanna hear? :?: :mrgreen: Well do ya punkin's?

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Tell me all! I would've been there if I could...

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After the america football games I promise,just for you,Bonny.lol :wink:

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And BOLTS 'N' COLTS ,good for Arizona! Come on Chargers!!yee haaa! :mrgreen:

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looks like overtime!:16 to go/to overtime.as I post! wow good games !!!! :D

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