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 Post subject: i feel that
PostPosted: Sat Apr 18, 2015 5:06 am 
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when i reach 3000 posts,
you guys owe me 1 bottle of adult beverage.

erk. "owe" is the wrong word.

hey, at least i am out of my scotch phase.

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 Post subject: Re: i feel that
PostPosted: Sat Apr 18, 2015 5:22 am 
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I got nothing for 3000 posts. Young punk kids think they need a treat every time they do something.

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 Post subject: Re: i feel that
PostPosted: Sat Apr 18, 2015 5:38 am 
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see, that's the thing.
give me a reason to do "something".

i don't work for old men for free.

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 Post subject: Re: i feel that
PostPosted: Sat Apr 18, 2015 5:52 am 
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lapsed maps wrote:
see, that's the thing.
give me a reason to do "something".

i don't work for old men for free.


You'd work for free and you know it.

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 Post subject: Re: i feel that
PostPosted: Sat Apr 18, 2015 8:26 am 
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lapsed maps wrote:
when i reach 3000 posts,
you guys owe me 1 bottle of adult beverage.


Okay Mr. Sense of Entitlement, we'll get right on it!

calvin2hikers wrote:
I got nothing for 3000 posts.


YOU'LL GET NOTHING AND LIKE IT!

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 Post subject: Re: i feel that
PostPosted: Sat Apr 18, 2015 9:18 am 
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YOU'LL GET A DICK UP THE ASS, YOU FAGGOT

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 Post subject: Re: i feel that
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lapsed maps wrote:
see, that's the thing.
give me a reason to do "something".

i don't work for old men for free.

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 Post subject: Re: i feel that
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calvin2hikers wrote:
You'd work for free and you know it.

so you're saying i'm a giver.

*blush*

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 Post subject: Re: i feel that
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you guys are totally showing your age.

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 Post subject: Re: i feel that
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sleeping in a jar wrote:

YOU'LL GET NOTHING AND LIKE IT!


Fuck yeah on the Caddyshack references. Doug Kenney was the best.



Lapsed, how many of your posts have been about FZ music?

Please try to be more entertaining in the future if you plan on continuing this onslaught of
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MGMT

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 Post subject: Re: i feel that
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damn...
sorry guys.
i was in a strange state of thoughts when i made this thread.
it is something i am not proud of, yet...
i look back and chortle.


downer mydnyte wrote:

Lapsed, how many of your posts have been about FZ music?

4.

nah, i don't really know.
how many of your posts have been about alice springs chicken?

or parasailing?

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 Post subject: Re: i feel that
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lapsed maps wrote:
how many of your posts have been about alice springs chicken?

or parasailing?


0.


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 Post subject: Re: i feel that
PostPosted: Sun Apr 19, 2015 11:54 am 
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see that?
now we both have something to work on.

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 Post subject: Re: i feel that
PostPosted: Sun May 03, 2015 10:16 am 
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ok gang.
just got through proofreading all of my private messages.

"I have called all of the jails, and hopitals! Where are you!!!?"
"Missing In Action! Comon lm, come back where you are belong!"
"Your the only reason I come here, dude. Plz dont just bail!'
"MONEY.... do you need money??"

you guys are something else!

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 Post subject: Re: i feel that
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Wow, even the smallest circuses have forums and private messages. I've learned something today!

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 Post subject: Re: i feel that
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and i have learned that you still click on my threads/read my posts.

DOUBLE SCORE!!

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 Post subject: Re: i feel that
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I never said I didn't.

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 Post subject: Re: i feel that
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oh, i know. i wasn't trying to discredit.
i just...
have this habit of building these sand castles of doubt.

and then i feel foolish as i watch them crumble
and wash away into the sea.

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 Post subject: Re: i feel that
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    uh
    oh

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 Post subject: Re: i feel that
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Great 3000th post. Just great.

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 Post subject: Re: i feel that
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Funny.....just plain doug sent me a box of Cohibas for my 3000th post....guess you're not with the "in" crowd yet.

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Great 3000th post. Just great.

i would hope so. i typed it smack dab in the middle of the night.
in the dark.
eyes half open.
underwater.
on the back of a red-eared slider.
with the severed toe of a puerto rican waffle house waitress.

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Galoot Co-Log-Nuh wrote:
Funny.....just plain doug sent me a box of Cohibas for my 3000th post....guess you're not with the "in" crowd yet.

note to self: BUY MORE BROWN LIPSTICK ASAP :!:


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Great 3000th post. Just great.

i would hope so. i typed it smack dab in the middle of the night.
in the dark.
eyes half open.
underwater.
on the back of a red-eared slider.
with the severed toe of a puerto rican waffle house waitress.


Who was in possession of the severed toe, you or the red-eared slider?

This is a crucial detail.

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 Post subject: Re: i feel that
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initially... the waitress.

we will call her "debra".
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ok guys, let's start hashing out these details.
and please - no brown liquors.

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