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PostPosted: Wed Mar 04, 2015 6:25 am 
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big or small
short or tall
just... whatever is not going your way.

let's bitch and moan.


ok, last coffee pot didn't last as long as it should have.
this new one (granted - it is a cheapo) just went tits up one me
and i've only had it 6 days !!

unforeseen forces do not want me to drink coffee.

theFUCK!?!?

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PostPosted: Wed Mar 04, 2015 8:11 am 
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PostPosted: Wed Mar 04, 2015 9:32 am 
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just got that one, tfka!

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PostPosted: Wed Mar 04, 2015 10:45 am 
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Redundant threads are annoying.

COMPLAINT DEPARTMENT found here :arrow: viewtopic.php?f=10&t=9288&start=25&hilit=complaint

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PostPosted: Wed Mar 04, 2015 11:42 am 
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yeah, i saw that.
in FACT, it is what prompted me to start this one.
that old one..
she just didn't kick like she should have.

hey nice guy, thanks. you just helped me come up with another one!

that old COMPLAINT DEPARTMENT thread,
that thing had the oomph of a bag of wet hair.

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PostPosted: Wed Mar 04, 2015 12:16 pm 
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I wouldn't know - I've never been around a bag of wet hair.

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PostPosted: Wed Mar 04, 2015 12:20 pm 
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thanks again, nice guy! 2 MORE!

1. mng's insults fall flat.
2. mng has a problem using his imagination.


thanks yet again, nicey. you truly are the gasoline fueling this thread!!

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Mr. Nice Guy wrote:
Redundant threads are annoying.

COMPLAINT DEPARTMENT found here :arrow: viewtopic.php?f=10&t=9288&start=25&hilit=complaint


Why are they annoying, and why do you keep bringing up all these threads jimmie d was involved in? He is history on this forum. Right? Not that I really give a shit, but you know how sometimes thoughts cross one's mind? Pick your battles man. Redundant threads are only annoying to those who are easily annoyed. :idea:

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PostPosted: Thu Mar 05, 2015 7:34 am 
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You must have them in USA / your part of the globe...
Those double lanes that merge into one, after a roundabout / 'traffic circle' etc.
I hate those bastards who overtake the good people queuing and then cut in at the last minute.
And they then hate me for blocking them off so they can't do it :shock:
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PostPosted: Thu Mar 05, 2015 7:56 am 
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and what about these people who use their turn signal AFTER they are abruptly in front of you...

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PostPosted: Thu Mar 05, 2015 8:17 am 
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and what about these people who use their turn signal AFTER they are abruptly in front of you...


OMG I fucking HATE that! Happened to me just last night. Two lanes. Left lane can make a left or go straight. Pickup stopped at the light in the left lane. I pull behind him. Two seconds before the light changes he puts on his left signal. I'm fucked for the entire light. If he had his signal on to begin with, I'd have gotten in the right lane. Cocksucker.

My turn:

You pull over to allow an emergency vehicle to pass, and then the scumbags riding behind the emergency vehicle don't allow you to get back onto the road.

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PostPosted: Thu Mar 05, 2015 8:32 am 
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Here's one:

People who ask for your opinion on something, then tell you your opinion is wrong! :evil:


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tiboudre wrote:
Here's one:

People who ask for your opinion on something, then tell you your opinion is wrong! :evil:

this has happened to you?

details asap

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PostPosted: Fri Mar 06, 2015 5:30 am 
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Is this winter ever going to fucking end? :evil:

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PostPosted: Fri Mar 06, 2015 5:34 am 
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amen.

we are up to 5 degrees.

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lapsed maps wrote:
tiboudre wrote:
Here's one:

People who ask for your opinion on something, then tell you your opinion is wrong! :evil:

this has happened to you?

details asap

Trendy on the DZ website before I knew it was him. I think you can probably fill in the blanks.


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PostPosted: Fri Mar 06, 2015 9:17 pm 
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Noobs trying to be trendsetters.

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PostPosted: Sat Mar 07, 2015 1:27 am 
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Galoot Co-Log-Nuh wrote:
Noobs trying to be trendsetters.

YESSS.

you know what else is ... well, kinda baffling?
the term "noob".
as if we all should just roll out of the womb equipped with skill sets and knowledge.

this mindset is as annoying as these places with low paying jobs
that refuse to hire anyone without experience.


also, i dislike raw onions.

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PostPosted: Wed Mar 25, 2015 1:39 am 
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well hell, out of coffee filters.
paper towelin' it.

8)

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PostPosted: Thu Apr 16, 2015 12:21 am 
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our oldest dog had a seizure last night.
this has happened before,
but it has been a long time.
the vet says there is nothing that can be done
aside from comforting him as it is happening
and he has to be watched closely afterwards due to the disorientation.
and from what i read, making him eat can help him get back to normal.
so that is what i did.
he seems like he is fine this morning.

ruff stuff.

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PostPosted: Tue May 26, 2015 11:44 pm 
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great.
water heater went out.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GNqRqF1E0fc

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PostPosted: Tue Jun 02, 2015 3:39 am 
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double great.
dryer just went tits up.

i think it is the belt.

when it rains...

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PostPosted: Tue Jun 02, 2015 4:11 am 
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hope your dog is OK.
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yes.
but he is not getting a bath today.

8)

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deuce wrote:
hope your dog is OK.
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Me too.

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