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In every sport, the winner is the one who had the highest score, may it be baseball, hockey, tennis, anything... I think we all agree on that. No much fuss about the second one.<br><br>Having, in my time, read the Bible, and knowing what it takes to go to heaven, I came to the conclusion that not many of us would see the Pearly Gates. Cause what you have to do/accept to go there is not accepted/followed by a vast majority of people, even among people who said they are Christians and do believe in the Holy Script, and are not, by the Book's standards.<br><br>What's my point ? I'm coming to it now. There'll be more people in Hell than in Heaven, simple as that. So, would God proclaim Himself the winner of that battle against Lucifer seeing that Hell is full-packed and Heaven is so-so ? He'd be a sore winner ?!? Unless He have a trick up His sleeves. <br><br>Don't take it too seriously, folks. It's only a thought that crossed my mind.    

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Maybe they're playing golf.<br><br>To add some spice to this thread let's start listing all the songs that have either heaven or hell in their title and we'll see who wins.  Here's a few to get the ball rolling.  Each new poster-update the score.<br><br>"Hot Plate Heaven at The Green hotel"-fz<br>"Jazz From Hell"-fz<br>"Highway to hell"-ac/dc<br>"Heaven"-Talking Heads<br>"Mushroom Festival In Hell"-Ween<br>"Hell Is for children"-Pat Benatar<br><br>SCORE: Hell-4  Heaven-2<br><br><br><br>

Stairway to heaven - Led Zep<br>Heaven & Hell - Black Sabbath <br>Hells Bells - AC/DC<br>Hell-ter Skelter - The Beatles (sorry!)<br>Knockin on Heaven's door - various<br><br>Latest score:<br><br>Heaven 6 - 7 Hell

[quote author=Dr.Including link=board=general;num=1041832612;start=0#4 date=01/06/03 at 02:04:00]Yuppies from HELL<br><br>new SCORE (I've corrected the one from baby snake...)<br><br>HELL 9  HEAVEN 6[/quote]<br><br>You can't count Hell-ter Skelter !!<br><br>Heaven can wait - Meat loaf<br>Heaven is a place on earth - Bellender Carlisle<br>Breaking into Heaven - The stone roses<br>(Feels like) Heaven - Fiction factory<br><br>score update<br><br>Hell 9 (or 8?) Heaven 11<br><br>"COME ON GOD!!!"   ;D

Great job, folks...you take Mij's great philosophical idea and turn it into a simplistic gainsay contest of heaven v hell by listing rock songs...real mature.<br><br>Oh, and uh, by the way:<br><br>Heaven and Hell - The Who<br>Hell's Bells - Bruford<br><br>Hell-11, Heaven-10<br><br>What about the band Heaven 17?

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[quote author=Baby_snake link=board=general;num=1041832612;start=0#3 date=01/06/03 at 01:57:42]Knockin on Heaven's door - various<br><br>[/quote]<br><br>Excuse me Baby_snake, please give Mr. Dylan his due on this one.

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[quote author=sleeping_in_a_jar link=board=general;num=1041832612;start=0#7 date=01/06/03 at 06:07:05]<br><br>What about the band Heaven 17?[/quote]<br><br>I think Heaven should lose a point for these losers <br><br>Anyway,<br>'Where I find my heaven' - the Gigolo Aunts (I think)<br>'Hell ain't a bad place to be' - AC/DC<br>'Bat out of Hell' - Meatloaf<br><br>Uh-Oh! The Horn-ed One has taken the lead....<br>Hell 13 Heaven 11<br><br>PS 'Bellender Carlisle' ;D ;D ;D<br><br>

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[quote author=sleeping_in_a_jar link=board=general;num=1041832612;start=0#8 date=01/06/03 at 06:10:10]<br><br>Excuse me Baby_snake, please give Mr. Dylan his due on this one. [/quote]<br><br>Yeah , Bob claims it as his own - Guns 'n roses version  was shite anyway IMHO!!<br> <br>

Well, I never thought it'd go that way... ;D<br>Looks like you all agree with that philosophy ?!?<br><br>Let me add the song 'Heaven, I'm in heaven' from the 'Green Mile' film (not really sure it's the right title).<br><br>So...Hell        14<br>       Heaven 12   ?

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Thank Heaven For Little Girls?<br><br>Hell 14<br>Heaven 13

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Iron Maiden: Heaven can wait?????<br><br>What could that be?<br> points go for heaven or hell?

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According to Amazon, here is the score:<br><br>Songs with Hell in Title: 4,927<br><br>Songs with Heaven in title: 14,179

[quote author=radley link=board=general;num=1041832612;start=15#17 date=01/06/03 at 13:07:57]According to Amazon, here is the score:<br><br>Songs with Hell in Title: 4,927<br><br>Songs with Heaven in title: 14,179[/quote]<br><br>As Jimmy Lennon JR. would say - "And the winner by unanimous decision and still the undisputed omnipresent champion of the universe ......G-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-D!!!!"<br> ;D

[quote author=radley link=board=general;num=1041832612;start=15#17 date=01/06/03 at 13:07:57]According to Amazon, here is the score:<br><br>Songs with Hell in Title: 4,927<br><br>Songs with Heaven in title: 14,179[/quote]I appeal the judges ruling.  That's not an accurate count because if the same song appears on 20 different releases it gets counted 20 times.  Maybe there's more "hell" songs but they just haven't been covered as much.  Maybe the state of Florida can help us out.  <br>

Snow Ball In Hell- TMBG<br><br>Just Like Heaven- The Cure<br>If You Wanna Get to Heaven- The Ozark Mountain Daredevils<br>Rock and Roll Heaven-The Righteous Brothers<br>Up Here In Heaven""- Sparks<br>Super Charger Heaven-White Zombie<br><br><br>And I'd like to offer up to Purgatory- Heaven or Hell by Salt N Pepa

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Everybody Wants To See Heaven, Nobody Wants To Die - Black Oak Arkansas<br><br><br>Michelle - Beatles<br><br><br>Hell is for Children -     never....m..i..n...d ...........<br><br><br>

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Hell  22    Heaven  21<br>I made the real count<br>And I'll add (why didn't I think of that one before):<br><br>Tears in Heaven - Eric Clapton<br><br>So, score now being:<br><br>Hell  22    Heaven  22<br><br>

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Hell Ain't A Bad Place To Be-AC/DC<br>Gonna Raise Hell-Cheap Trick<br>Hell-Squirrel Nut Zippers<br>The Marriage of Heaven and Hell-Utopia(Cancels itself out)<br>Cold Day In Hell-Gary Moore<br>Heaven-Bryan Adams<br><br>HELL-26   HEAVEN-23<br>