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 Post subject: Royal Wedding
PostPosted: Fri Apr 29, 2011 3:12 pm 
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Anybody seen the Royal Wedding ? I didn't. I suppose all these royals are totally gaga by incest.

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 Post subject: Re: Royal Wedding
PostPosted: Fri Apr 29, 2011 6:25 pm 
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What a worthless... who gives a fuck! I hope they all die.

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 Post subject: Re: Royal Wedding
PostPosted: Fri Apr 29, 2011 8:09 pm 
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At least the world won't get a direct transmission from the royal honeymoon suite of the royal copulation... Will the Duke (of Prunes) deliver a royal performance?

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 Post subject: Re: Royal Wedding
PostPosted: Sat Apr 30, 2011 12:57 am 
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Huck_Phlem wrote:
What a worthless... who gives a fuck! I hope they all die.



I'm pretty ambivalent about the Royals really.
But I think this is a pretty awful comment to make.

Reassuringly though, they will all die sooner or later, so you will have your wish.


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 Post subject: Re: Royal Wedding
PostPosted: Sat Apr 30, 2011 2:20 am 
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Eh, it's a good excuse for a party and to parade your Britishness. Lifestyles of the rich and famous. Also on the historical side, it wasn't so long ago that to marry a commoner meant that you gave up any hope of sitting on the throne. It was a total scandal. Times have changed. I did not get up at 3am in order to view it, but I did see the recap on BBC. They interviewed a distantly related member of the Royal Family and even he said that he thought marrying a commoner might help the blood. (Said jokingly, but, still...)

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 Post subject: Re: Royal Wedding
PostPosted: Sat Apr 30, 2011 7:16 am 
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The Royal Newlyweds break the tradition of the quick kiss on the balcony...

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 Post subject: Re: Royal Wedding
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1)Turn in your balls if you are a man who actually wanted to watch this of your own free will.

2) She'll make a great starter wife, since they've long done away with beheading.

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 Post subject: Re: Royal Wedding
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just plain doug wrote:
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The Royal Newlyweds break the tradition of the quick kiss on the balcony...

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Haha ... lmao.

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 Post subject: Re: Royal Wedding
PostPosted: Sun May 01, 2011 12:38 am 
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Everybody knows they're reptiles from another planet anyway...

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QUOTE [taped] from Christine Fitzgerald - Princess Diana's personal confidant - who then threatened to sue if the transcript of the tape - a tape made in front of witnesses - appeared published in David Icke's Book 'The Biggest Secret'

"The Queen Mother... now that's a serious piece of wizardry. The Queen Mother is a lot older than people think To be honest, the Royal Family hasn't died for a long time, they have just metamorphosised. It's sort of cloning, but in a different way. They take pieces of flesh and rebuild the body from one little bit. Because it's Lizard, because it's cold blooded, it's much easier for them to do Frankenstein shit than it is for us. The different bodies are just different electrical vibrations and they have got that secret, they've got the secret of the microcurrents, it's so micro, so specific, these radio waves that actually create the bodies. These are the energies I work with when I'm healing.

They know the vibration of life and because they are cold-blooded, they are reptiles, they have no wish to make the Earth the perfect harmony it could be, or to heal the Earth from the damage that's been done. The Earth's been attacked for zeons by different extraterrestrials. It's been like a football for so long. This place was a bus stop for many dfferent aliens. All these aliens, they could Cope with everythng, including the noxious gases. They're landing all the time and coming up from the bowels of the Earth.

They looked like reptiles orignally, but they look like us when they get out now through the electrical vibration, that life key I talked about. Tbey can manifest how they want to. All the real knowledge has been taken out and shredded and put back in another way. The Queen Mother is "Chief Toad" of this part of Europe and they have people like her in each continent. Most people, the hangers on, don't know, you know, about the reptles. They are just in awe of these people because they are so powerful-

"Balmoral is a 'very, very nasty place. That's somewhere they want to dig underground. They will find reptile fossils, it goes back that far. Don't think of people like the Queen Mother and Queen Victoria, as different people' Think of them as the same person which after a while has had to replace their coat. when the flesh dies, that energy. while it's dying, will be immediately up someone else's jacksy (backside) It's very vampire, worse than vampire.

They are not going to come to you with hooked teeth and suck you're blood. Fear is their food, they can actually take fear and manifest it into a tangible thing. The key is the vibrational current. At that vibrational current, they can manifest anything from anything. its like a holographic image. We are all mineral and water vibrating. This is all an illusion we are living in. Ihat's the secret. You know when the monarchy's fallen, it's not the end of it- They will manifest in another form. The reptiles have never been defeated and this is the closest they have come to it. The reason they are so threatened today is because the Earth is in such trouble and the mental power of people is returning.

This is their most frightening time, but this is not going to kill them. There are long centuries before it's over yet. The difference this time is that it'll be more difficult for them and they are going to have to settle for less and the Earth people are going to get more. But even though these reptilian ones are fuckers, they are sad, pathetic beasts really, white humanity is galloping towards light."

From David Icke's 'Biggest Secret' and taped interview with princess Diana's confidant Christine Fitzgerald



http://www.reptilianagenda.com/research/r112299b.shtml

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 Post subject: Re: Royal Wedding
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I just wanted to see the Queen sing "God Save Me".

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 Post subject: Re: Royal Wedding
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calvin2hikers wrote:
I just wanted to see the Queen sing "God Save Me".


OK now that is funny! :mrgreen:

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 Post subject: Re: Royal Wedding
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Holy crap Caputh, I thought I had some crazy conspiracy stuff, but that reptilian shit takes the cake!

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 Post subject: Re: Royal Wedding
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Plook wrote:
Holy crap Caputh, I thought I had some crazy conspiracy stuff, but that reptilian shit takes the cake!

:smoke:


propaganda troll squad

http://www.antifascistencyclopedia.com/allposts/u-s-government-musters-squads-of-propaganda-comment-trolls

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 Post subject: Re: Royal Wedding
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Kate is awfully cute for a commoner.

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 Post subject: Re: Royal Wedding
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My_Name_Is_Fritz wrote:
Anybody seen the Royal Wedding ? (...)
Who cares since the PlayStation Network has been hacked? :wink:


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 Post subject: Re: Royal Wedding
PostPosted: Tue May 03, 2011 6:31 pm 
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Cletus wrote:
Plook wrote:
Holy crap Caputh, I thought I had some crazy conspiracy stuff, but that reptilian shit takes the cake!

:smoke:


propaganda troll squad

http://www.antifascistencyclopedia.com/allposts/u-s-government-musters-squads-of-propaganda-comment-trolls



Sounds like Saber Crap & Diesel Dummy and their many personalities may have been dry runs for that program, where better test it than the Zappa site... :smoke:


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 Post subject: Re: Royal Wedding
PostPosted: Wed May 04, 2011 2:56 am 
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Plook wrote:
Holy crap Caputh, I thought I had some crazy conspiracy stuff, but that reptilian shit takes the cake!

:smoke:


Actually, the main guy who propagates this crap is someone called David Icke, who you may not have heard of. Originally a sports reporter in the UK, famous for chunky jumpers and a winning smile, he suddenly started claiming he came from another planet, was the son of God and then started talking about these reptiles, rays that control our brains etc., etc. He turns up on talk shows sometimes and tries to pretend to be normal. I find him endlessly amusing.

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 Post subject: Re: Royal Wedding
PostPosted: Tue May 10, 2011 11:24 am 
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So, after the British have all paid for this thing, can we expect Revolution 2.0?


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 Post subject: Re: Royal Wedding
PostPosted: Fri May 13, 2011 12:58 am 
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"Possibly the funniest thing about the Royal Wedding was the atrocious attire of
Princesses Beatrice and Eugenie, spawn of “Massage-Boy” Prince Andrew and “Toe
Sucker” Fergie. Born to Royalty, they have wealth, privilege and bodyguards at
their beck and call. Mother Nature obviously felt they had enough going for
them, and decided not to give them any fashion sense. At all. It was as though their fairy
godmother used up all of her wand waving on the Middleton sisters, and had no magical powers left;
Eugenie and Beatrice looked just a teeny bit like the ugly sisters out of a Cinderella story.
Beatrice in particular looked positively scary staring out from under her hat, a Phillip
Treacy bow-like concoction that would have been more at home on a wreath.
Eugenie was awesome, or do I mean awful? in vibrant blue with lots of
eye-liner. Poor things. Such a pity no-one thought to warn them, but so much more fun for
us. Can’t wait to see what t-shirt the boss comes up with, I can see him
twitching in the corner, as the creative genius starts to flow! Watch and wait!"

Fergie wasn't invited as she was caught on tape a while back, selling royal phone numbers!


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 Post subject: Re: Royal Wedding
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Isn't that where they are looking at the dead Osama photos?

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 Post subject: Re: Royal Wedding
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They are supposedly watching the killing as it happened.

I've seen a lot of jokes made out of that photo, but this one really cracked me up!


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 Post subject: Re: Royal Wedding
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PERFECT! :mrgreen: Figured someone would find a suitable image. Lovely. :wink:

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 Post subject: Re: Royal Wedding
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My wife and daughter had said the princess's looked like the step sisters from Cinderella, but i was stunned when I saw these comparisons... :smoke:


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