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PostPosted: Fri Nov 18, 2011 8:57 pm 
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Girls that turn out to have dicks.

Their very own dicks? Or generic dicks (perhaps more than one) in a jar? On second thought, there's not an answer that I want to see...

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PostPosted: Fri Nov 18, 2011 9:08 pm 
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i hate when ppl breathe in right when they're leaving their voicemail. makes me sick

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PostPosted: Fri Nov 18, 2011 10:27 pm 
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PostPosted: Sat Nov 19, 2011 3:03 am 
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Apotheosis wrote:
brainpang wrote:
Girls that turn out to have dicks.

I really hope that has NOT happened to you.


No comment.


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PostPosted: Sat Nov 19, 2011 5:57 am 
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brainpang wrote:
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brainpang wrote:
Girls that turn out to have dicks.

I really hope that has NOT happened to you.


No comment.

Great answer !


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PostPosted: Sat Nov 19, 2011 9:22 am 
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Neighbors



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PostPosted: Sat Nov 19, 2011 10:59 am 
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Neighbors

Soaps or folks?

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PostPosted: Sat Nov 19, 2011 10:59 pm 
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Do they have Neighbours on TV in Germany?


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PostPosted: Sat Nov 19, 2011 11:53 pm 
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Do they have Neighbours on TV in Germany?


I believe there are inhabitants of little villages in the Amazon rain forests who know every tiresome detail of who is bonking who in Ramsay Street. I saw it in England though, but never without a severe temptation to take an axe to the TV.

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PostPosted: Sun Nov 20, 2011 12:22 am 
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That programme is like sand, it gets everywhere.


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PostPosted: Sun Nov 20, 2011 1:25 am 
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I'm going to hazard a guess that it's a good thing I've never seen it? Although Keeping Up Appearances is a pretty poor excuse for a show...which is why it's never been viewed more than twice by this family....

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PostPosted: Sun Nov 20, 2011 1:42 am 
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Neighbors is a soap opera set in an Australian town, usual soap opera stuff, very popular, however not to my taste.....Jason Donovan and Kylie Minogue were on this show years ago, when they were unknown....in NZ anyway.


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I'm going to hazard a guess that it's a good thing I've never seen it? Although Keeping Up Appearances is a pretty poor excuse for a show...which is why it's never been viewed more than twice by this family....


I never got that either, but my gran loved it because my great aunt (her husband's sister she had an enormous dislike for (well, everybody did, but hey) apparently was a lot like Mrs Bucket.

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Cleaning up for Thanksgiving. Ugh.

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PostPosted: Mon Nov 21, 2011 8:24 am 
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Zappa fans with the Zappa 'stache and 'tee.


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PostPosted: Mon Nov 21, 2011 12:19 pm 
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Aw I love a good nozzle. The only way in which I can show the world I'm a Zappa fan is by wearing my FZ shirt, and that's quite worn.

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PostPosted: Tue Nov 22, 2011 1:33 am 
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BBP wrote:
Aw I love a good nozzle. The only way in which I can show the world I'm a Zappa fan is by wearing my FZ shirt, and that's quite worn.


You can always get real slutty, then they will know.


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PostPosted: Tue Nov 22, 2011 8:12 am 
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In your dreams.

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PostPosted: Tue Nov 22, 2011 1:22 pm 
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BBP wrote:
In your dreams.



PM me!


I will leave it to you to add the rest of the saucy letters to that acronym. I am too shy.


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PostPosted: Wed Nov 23, 2011 12:02 am 
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brainpang wrote:
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In your dreams.



PM me!


I will leave it to you to add the rest of the saucy letters to that acronym. I am too shy.


Prime Minister me?
Post Menstrual me?

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PostPosted: Wed Nov 23, 2011 12:05 am 
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brainpang wrote:
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Aw I love a good nozzle. The only way in which I can show the world I'm a Zappa fan is by wearing my FZ shirt, and that's quite worn.


You can always get real slutty, then they will know.


With all due respect to my friend BBP.....that was a good one BrainP. :mrgreen:

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PostPosted: Wed Nov 23, 2011 4:29 am 
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And with all due respect to BBP, who I think is cute and charming and can handle it, I was thinking more along the lines of Pussy Mangle Me. Which wd make a good song. I'm a gentlemen for the most part, but sometimes I slip. My apologies.


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Used to be on the Primus forum, so I'm used to much worse. Heck, JayP proposed to me even.

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When people say "I'm champing at the bit here"

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This kind of shit;
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It's the kind of thing people do these days and then put the photo on their facebook page. I just don't get it.

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