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The fact that I mail-order CDs (and DVDs) from England, and even Russia, at the same time as ordering from the U.S. of A., and they arrive a month (or more!) ahead of from the States!

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The USA uses snail mail.Russia & England e-mail them to ya!

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Ignore lists. Not so much ignore lists but people who use them and insist on posting that some post was made by that moron who is in his/her ignore list. That means you are NOT ignoring.

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The most beautiful thing we can experience is the mysterious. It is the source of all true Art and Science. - Albert Einstein

Reese Witherspoon

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It's the best way of letting someone know he's on your foe's list and you wish to end the discussion because he can't be reasoned with.

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Try simply ignoring him/her/it...

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Doesn't always work. They need to know you're ignoring them.
"I'm not deaf, I'm just ignoring you."

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Every single "Real Wifes of wherever the fuck they come from" reality shows.

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"It is the mark of an educated mind to be able to entertain a thought without accepting it."

I totally agree. But it's the economy thats doing it. Much cheaper to film,produce a bunch of dummies for drinks & peanuts,than to pay real actors,crew to put on a real show. BTW; Did Snooki ever find her favorite pink shoes??? Shoot me now please!

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People who spell does doe's. I won't mention names.

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People that point out pointless petty things that doe's not belong........whoops,I guess it doe's/does/do belong here.OOPs I Britney Spearsed It Again! Rats.........it's a habit.......like saccharin.Now,does that look better to ya'll?

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Belgium, particularly Antwerp.

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Route 80 East or West during rush hour.

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"It is the mark of an educated mind to be able to entertain a thought without accepting it."

It's called I-80 in CA., but it's the same east/west rush hour parking lot here too!

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...motel room air conditioners that grab the bottom of window curtains and divert the cool air up into the window jamb.

This problem is all too common, and very easily rectified. It is among mankind's most glaring failings.

Hem the curtains, and take the train, you stupid motherfuckers.

This is the second time (Oct. 21) Harold Camping said the world would end. That's twice, now I've spent all my savings on going out in style, and then nothing happened. That Pee-ee-ee-ee-ee-isses me off!

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When they said 'Rapture" I thought they said 'Rupture' so I went out and bought a truss.

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Miasma!

When does the world end for everybody? When their individual time comes to die.

That's straight up throwing down some philosophical shit right there.

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I didn't know just how still your waters were.Wow,you be deep bro'.

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Why it always takes me three attempts to get something glued. Why can't I get it right the first time?

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That I always put the bread down in the toaster too late when I'm having scrambled eggs, bacon and toast. Ideally I would like the toast to be ready first and cooling down slightly so that I can butter it and then serve the eggs when they are just set and still glistening.

Why don't I ever learn?

Schmuck

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"drums are too noisy, 'n you've got no corners to hide in"

It would pee-ee-ee-ee-ee-iss Harold Camping off too, if he hadn't had a stroke in June (and I'm not talking about a female assistant who he likes to fondle).

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People playing electronic games in public with the theme music turned on.

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The way I see it Barry, this should be a very dynamite show.

when I bring up Frank Zappa in a conversation and the person never heard of him

People who post youtubes of themselves playing records (dj's and turntablists exempt, of course!)