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People that post videos of themselves on youtube playing along to Manic Depression, Fire and Spanish Castle Magic on the drums (there are plenty more Hendrix tracks) that really seem to think that they have nailed it. And then 100s of viewers post praise?!?!
If ever they actually heard playback of just themselves playing they would realise how shite and sloppy it sounded. Actually they probably wouldn't...
I does piss me off though. They just seem to follow it rather than own it like Mitch did in the original recordings. Fuck it, who gives a shit

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"drums are too noisy, 'n you've got no corners to hide in"

Villi Manilli,a kareoke champ has more talent than those two ever did.

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I'm getting larger as I walk away.

Hopefully, I haven't mentioned this before....


For some reason, it really irks me when people pronounce the word "protect" as "pertect". Unless you're a cowboy in a western ("I'll pertect ya, little lady"), it's PROtect. After all, it's not a PERtactor, but a protractor, right?

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One two, buckle my shoe!

You need to aks?

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You gotta give the people something good to read, on a Sunday

People who use the phrases "At the end of the day" & "It is what it is".

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I'm getting larger as I walk away.

Well Kapt., at the end of the day it is what it is.

What happend to the newer kinder KillUgly!

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I'm getting larger as I walk away.

Sorry for the relapse. This could be a very slow process. With the understanding and help of my fellow forumers and with daily self-affirmations I believe that I can become a productive member of the Forum Society. Please bear with me during this difficult transitional period.

Whatever.

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Stay with me flagrantly and we'll have ecstasy for all eternity.

You would dislike English football managers then, as they say very little else.

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The more I learn, the less I know.

Totally. I hear what your sayin'.I feel the love.

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I'm getting larger as I walk away.

You are sooo OMG Kapt

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"drums are too noisy, 'n you've got no corners to hide in"

EDIT! No one got incensed so removed my orig comment.

Here's a guy SORTA spinning a record on youtube. I want to hit him with a club!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QoukNBmMRZ0

This is the rarest Crumb/Cheap Suits cut, as all other Crumb 78rpm songs have been issued elsewhere on CD. "Christopher Columbus," Side B of the 12" "PARTY RECORD." And ya get this guy, the worst of the worst type of collector making it all about HIM, refusing to share! Grrrrr.

Terrible and Sad, but the female guest singer had to die before someone put the song up in tribute to her:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S7J_YsRCvuw

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...and that's just all there is to it.

yeah, no, I mean obviously...........

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"drums are too noisy, 'n you've got no corners to hide in"

People who hold up the checkout line forever while they fish around for exect change hidden in the nooks and crannies of their wallets.

I also hate it when you check in to a hotel room and they have left the stupid radio on like its a cool thing, and it takes me 20 minutes to figutre out how to turn the stupid thing off. Now I just unplug it which is faster.

It's even worse when it's a woman who empties out her pocketbook to look for the change and then takes another five minutes to put everything back in.

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I'm not bald; I'm taller than my hair.

THE FUCKING GREEK GOVERNMENT!
If you're Greek and you like Zappa eh! Love Ya!
But GET YOUR FUCKING ACT TOGETHER!
PAY YOUR TAXES LIKE EVERYONE ELSE!
OR GET THE FUCK OUT OF THE EUROPEAN UNION!

we're through paying for you. We agreed to write off half your debt (which you owe us other taxpayers) and you spit in our faces saying "No huh huh!, we're not paying back anything! FUCk you!

Well then, go back to raising donkeys on those harsh sun dried islands and go ask Turkey for help!

My morning rant!

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"You can fly like a Penguin when you're dealing with Turkeys."

Was watching Come Dine with Me last night and the bloke whose turn it was to host the evening referred to the muscles as 'bad boys'.

"Chuck these little bad boys into the pan"

So, it's people that say things like that. They aren't bad boys, they are muscles.

Also, people that say "Did you see what I did there" after they have said something really unfunny that hasn't worked.

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"drums are too noisy, 'n you've got no corners to hide in"

People without a sense of humour.

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Join the PackardGoose forum! Send me a PM!

People without a sense of humor

Traffic jams

To stand in the line

Aristocrats

Teachers (except forum members of course - Since I've to deal with them as a father I even hate them more than ever)

Dry tobacco

Pilsener beer

Religious fanatics

Rough toilet paper

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What's the ugliest part of your body ?

Folks who think they are God like.

Girls that turn out to have dicks.

I really hope that has NOT happened to you.