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PostPosted: Fri Sep 09, 2011 4:03 pm 
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Ronny's Noomies wrote:
Now I have arthritis in my shoulder. What the fuck???


Um.......uh, well...........

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PostPosted: Sat Sep 10, 2011 11:36 am 
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i guess that trumps my wind problems...
my wind is more of a problem for anyone near me

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PostPosted: Sun Sep 11, 2011 4:06 pm 
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Don't type with that hand then. You may have RSI, then it needs a good time of solid rest before it gets worse and never goes away.

Thanks. Real encouraging. I'll go lefty for awhile and see if that helps.


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PostPosted: Sun Sep 11, 2011 4:09 pm 
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KAPT.KIIRK wrote:
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My shoulder still hurts due to the pinched nerve in my neck. It especially hurts when I am at a desk typing which is what I do at work and and even doing now at home. :(

Doe's it hurt when you spank your monkey? :mrgreen:

I'll go lefty for awhile and see if that helps. I hope righty doesn't get jealous or develop some esteem issues over this.


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PostPosted: Sun Sep 11, 2011 6:41 pm 
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KillUgly wrote:
KAPT.KIIRK wrote:
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My shoulder still hurts due to the pinched nerve in my neck. It especially hurts when I am at a desk typing which is what I do at work and and even doing now at home. :(

Doe's it hurt when you spank your monkey? :mrgreen:

I'll go lefty for awhile and see if that helps. I hope righty doesn't get jealous or develop some esteem issues over this.

I thought you where a lefty....oh,I get it.Either way I hope it gets better and the pain go's away.

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PostPosted: Mon Sep 19, 2011 9:39 am 
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You know what's a real recurring disease of this forum?
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PostPosted: Thu Oct 20, 2011 6:12 am 
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im jerking off and taking a shit :smoke:


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PostPosted: Thu Oct 20, 2011 6:45 am 
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im jerking off and taking a shit :smoke:

...while sitting on a window sill?

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A bean burrito is sitting in my stomach like a rock :(

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PostPosted: Fri Oct 21, 2011 8:51 am 
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The Forum Killed Arkay wrote:
Trendynitis

Titone's Syndrome

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PostPosted: Tue Nov 15, 2011 7:58 am 
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massagio wrote:
im jerking off and taking a shit :smoke:

...while sitting on a window sill?

You are a mindreader!


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PostPosted: Tue Nov 15, 2011 6:57 pm 
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massagio wrote:
just plain doug wrote:
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im jerking off and taking a shit :smoke:

...while sitting on a window sill?

You are a mindreader!



Unwanted Mental Image Displays

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PostPosted: Wed Nov 16, 2011 12:33 am 
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In the long distant past, in a dark dark period of my life known as "the marrage years" I found myself asking the question: why does it hurt when I pee? I made a discreet visit to the VD Clinic, and was told I had Non Specific Urethritis, due to some kind of chemical reaction between my wife (shudder) an myself. I went home and had to invite my wife (gag) to come to the VD Clinic for treatment, I did not explain the reason rapidly enough and received a violent response, shrieked accusations of adultary, cups and saucers hurled, plates smashed, fantastic drama, some minor police intervention (and no youtube). Anyway some antibiotics and special cream for her (heave) butt rash and everyone was fine. To this day she (wretch) vehemently denies ever having visited a VD Clinic, let alone having NSU......good times, good times.....


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I have a mild case of Autosomal Dominant Compelling Helio-Ophthalmic Outburst Syndrome. In other words, sometimes when I walk out into bright sunshine from a dark room it causes me to sneeze!


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I have a mild case of Autosomal Dominant Compelling Helio-Ophthalmic Outburst Syndrome. In other words, sometimes when I walk out into bright sunshine from a dark room it causes me to sneeze!



That sounds similiar to Uncontrolled Anal Release, but from the opposite end with less spray... :smoke:


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PostPosted: Wed Nov 16, 2011 9:17 pm 
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Rahdley wrote:
I have a mild case of Autosomal Dominant Compelling Helio-Ophthalmic Outburst Syndrome. In other words, sometimes when I walk out into bright sunshine from a dark room it causes me to sneeze!

I've had that all my life. I thought it was a normal thing.


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KillUgly wrote:
My shoulder still hurts due to the pinched nerve in my neck. It especially hurts when I am at a desk typing which is what I do at work and and even doing now at home. :(

Well after two months of physical therapy I'm happy to report my shoulder and neck feel fine. As long as I was seeing the Doctor I figure I'd also address my painful left heel/achilles that I'd been experiencing for the last two and one-half years. The MD refers me to a Podiatrist and the Podiatrist informed me that I have...voila...

HAGLUND'S DEFORMITY

Haglund's Deformity is basically extra bone growth at the back of your heel that can aggravate your achilles tendon and bursa when stressed. So I'm into my 4th week of therapy for that though I think I need to stop after seeing my first bill (I thought my insurance would cover more).

Also had a colonoscopy last week and had a few polyps removed. I feel so healthy now I think I could fly to the Moon.


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Location: Pouting for you? Punky Meadows, pouting for you?!!
So what happened to the old KillUgly? Did you get some kind of transplant?

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Around three years ago a dear friend of mine had a colonoscopy, amongst other tests and got a 100% clean bill of health....he died as a result of bowel cancer two weeks ago, aged 45.

He went through multiple surgeries, intestinel foreshortining, disconnected poop schute, colostomy bag the whole nine yards, countless rounds of chemo over a couple of years, eventually Dave decided enough was enough, he stopped all the medication except for the morphine and let cancer take it's course.

Dave paid to have the original test's done at reputedly one of the finest private hospitals in the land, and he still got screwed, in the arse (ass)

If and when I'm forced to throw myself at the mercy of the health providers of my town, I will be getting a "SECOND OPINION" regardless of the initial result.

I believe I heard (read saw) that FZ may have given the same advice?


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PostPosted: Thu Nov 17, 2011 12:11 am 
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KillUgly2 wrote:
Also had a colonoscopy last week and had a few polyps removed. I feel so healthy now I think I could fly to the Moon.

Tickled your fancy did it now? :mrgreen:

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