I've had 2 colonoscopies. The preparation you have to go through to completely empty your digestive system is.... not fun. But the actual event is a breeze because they pump you full of Versed, which knocks you the fuck out in about 5 seconds. After my first one, when I got my senses back, the nurse told me to stay for a while because they had to use a LOT more than usual of Versed on me. I wonder what the hell I was doing? Probably screaming GET THAT FUCKING THING OUT OF MY ASS, rolling off the table, and writhing uncontrollably on the floor....
Couple of polyps removed first time. Clean the second time. I'm fine.
On another note, my current new problem is called "frozen shoulder." WTF, again.
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