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PostPosted: Wed Feb 26, 2003 1:17 pm 
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[quote author=MentalTossFlycoon link=board=general;num=1046087375;start=15#23 date=02/25/03 at 23:15:00]Perhaps you should, but know this...<br><br>I can kill small dogs at 20 paces just by taking off my shirt.[/quote]<br><br>So perhaps your like really fat? Or you have a very bad smell, because you are really fat and sweat too much? Or is it a glandular problem? Or ya just have heavy bones?<br>

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PostPosted: Wed Feb 26, 2003 6:05 pm 
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[quote author=MentalTossFlycoon link=board=general;num=1046087375;start=15#21 date=02/25/03 at 20:37:04]<br>And while we're at it...<br><br>How would you define "define?"[/quote]<br><br>And while we're at it, here's a few more definitions for yooz all:<br><br>coffee (n.) - a person who has been coughed upon<br><br>flabbergasted (adj.) - appalled over how much weight you have gained<br><br>abdicate (v.) - to give up all hope of ever having a flat stomach<br><br>esplanade (v.) - to attempt an explanation while drunk<br><br>willy-nilly (adj.) - impotent<br><br>negligent (adj.) - describes a condition in which you absentmindedly answer the door in your nightie<br><br>testicle (n.) - a humorous question on an exam<br><br>rectitude (n.) - the formal, dignified demeanor assumed by your proctologist immediately before your exam begins<br><br>circumvent (n.) - the opening in the front of boxer shorts<br><br> ;D<br><br>

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PostPosted: Sat Mar 01, 2003 9:14 pm 
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one rule...<br><br>...hey it's the 21st century... whatever you can do to have a good time, let's get on with it, so long as it doesn't cause a murder...

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PostPosted: Sat Mar 15, 2003 12:54 am 
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[quote author=kaiser_rolls link=board=general;num=1046087375;start=0#1 date=02/24/03 at 04:20:53]I reckon the only rule you need is<br><br>"Treat other forum members as you would wish to be treated"<br><br>An oldie but a goody, and a pretty good rule for life in general. Thankfully most of the members of this here forum seem to have got this one down. The FZ forum truly is a pretty cool place, with very little genuine unpleasantness. The odd petulant frenzy can be forgiven, and more often than not is fairly entertaining.<br><br><br>Couldn'ta said it better myself! ;D<br>[/quote]<br><br>You know you are so right. Thats the way it should be.<br><br>Now go fuck yourself.<br><br>Just kidding...I thought that was funny...surf delirium.....peace<br>

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(scene from Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid):<br><br>Paul Newman and Ted Cassidy square off for a knife fight. Newman circles around explaining "the rules".<br><br>TC: "Rules! What rules!"<br><br>PN: "Rule number one. (He kicks TC in the crotch - HARD) There are no rules in a knife fight."<br><br>

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PostPosted: Sat Jul 13, 2013 1:25 pm 
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Sorry, but that is one of the lamest things FZ ever said. An excuse for the worst aspects of his own behaviour. So we could smash someone's head in for fun and leave them in hospital for a month with their jaw and various other bones wired up, but at least it didn't cause a murder ...

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PostPosted: Mon Jul 15, 2013 3:50 pm 
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What ... no [bites] ... ?

[Ed: ... bights? ... seniors moment ...]

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PostPosted: Mon Jul 15, 2013 6:05 pm 
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What's a "bight"?

http://www.onelook.com/?w=bight&ls=a

A long curved coast?












It's "tongue in cheek"...

http://education.yahoo.com/reference/di ... e-in-cheek

but you know that.






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PostPosted: Wed Jul 17, 2013 8:45 am 
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So, I make an outrageous comment about FZ and no-one gives a shit. On the other hand, I have a mental aberration and misspell a word and get a fucking lecture.

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Hahaha.... I.... I don't know what to say! :shock:

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I firmly believe that we should create a set of rules that would promote a civil exchanging of ideas about our chosen topic (Frank Zappa, of course). Here are some of my ideas, see what you think!<br><br>1. Each poster should agree (on the honor system) to post only one image per day, in deference to our 56K members.<br><br>2. Post should be no longer than 2 paragraphs of about 3-4 inches (how many centimeters is that?), in deference to those of us who like succinct posts.<br><br>3. While humor is to be encouraged, let's police ourselves and keep it to minimum, so that we don't waste space that could be better used for serious musical discussions.<br><br>4. Since this is about FZ, posts about his music and life are fine. But, let's not speculate about his family, bandmembers, his political views, and other personal matters.<br><br>5. Even though they are provided, let's keep the use of tags and smileys to a minimum, as they can become rather annoying after a while. Taste is important in any forum.<br><br>6. All non-FZ topics should be avoided, especially if they poke fun at something, or are just there for amusement. There are plenty of other forums where this type of thing is entertained all the time. For example, there's a great Pink Floyd forum, that just let's people run wild. And that's cool.... for them.<br><br>7. Women who post humor should be careful to ensure that the jokes are indeed funny, because women are not men.<br><br>8. And I think we can all agree that there should be no: political cartoons; personal pictures; anti-government rhetoric; pro-government rhetoric; silly "worthless" ideas; or laughing of any kind.<br><br>That's it. Let's keep this a pleasant place for everyone. What do you all think? [/quote]

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PostPosted: Wed Jul 17, 2013 3:08 pm 
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Where'd you quote that from Ronny? (... <br>s and all ... must be an old one ...)

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Fuck you, Ronnie.


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PostPosted: Thu Jul 18, 2013 3:19 am 
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That wasn't no lecture. You want a lecture I'll give you a goddamn lecture. All I wanted to know was what a goddamn "bight" was. I thought maybe it was some kind of fucking Austrailianism. I didn't fucking think you understood that Frank Zappa said a lot of shit that wasn't on the fucking level and I swear to fucking Satan Australians have no goddamn sense of humor or gray area.


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Pope Jim wrote:
Fuck you, Ronnie.

Lighten up Jim, it's a silly joke. I saw that I'd posted it back in 2003 as a joke, and thought it might get some mild yuks now. It's from the 1st page of this thread. No harm intended. Does anyone think that I would follow even one of those stupid guidelines I laid out there? Perhaps things have just gotten too serious on this here forum. :o

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PostPosted: Thu Jul 18, 2013 7:27 am 
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A rope leash wrote:
... Australians have no goddamn sense of humor ...
And you're the sense of humour litmus I suppose? Did you not get the irony of my post? And, if I have no sense of humour, why am I rolling around laughing my head off right now?

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