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Rhianna ain't NEVER gonna be pope, no matter how much you argue over it. At the very most her "Party hard" platform may be integrated into secular texts. I think it's time to stop sniping back and forth.

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You gotta give the people something good to read, on a Sunday

After all that time in the rectory basement and she doesn't get to be Pope?

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The more I learn, the less I know.

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I'd do her...

I would as well, even if I had to wait in line. Never heard her sing though. (She is a singer, right?)

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“The power of pop music to corrupt and putrify the minds of world youth are virtually limitless."

I'd slap her upside her head!

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Stay with me flagrantly and we'll have ecstasy for all eternity.

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You gotta give the people something good to read, on a Sunday

Well, everyone else apart from me seems to agree that she shouldn't be Pope. But how could she do worse than the present incumbent? Although perhaps she shouldn't use her breasts as light switches in any official capacity (see pic above).

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The more I learn, the less I know.

She looks high maintenance, and would drink all the "blood of christ" wine, which on reflection makes her the perfect candidate for Pope.

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Thanks for the music Frank.

Well I'm about to get sick from watching my TV

Cheers to the freaking weekend
I drink to that, yeah yeah
Oh let the Jameson sink in
I drink to that, yeah yeah
Don't let the bastards get you down
Turn it around with another round
There's a party at the bar everybody put your glasses up and
I drink to that,
Life's too short to be sitting around miserable
People gonna talk whether you doing bad or good
Got a drink on my mind and my mind on my money
Looking so bomb, gonna find me a honey
Got my Ray-Bans on and I'm feeling hella cool tonight