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Oh MY!<br> It was the late 1970's and ,at a local CYC,the BIG deal was the concert by RAINBOW & (the yet virtually unknown )SCORPIONS! It was the first day of hunting season and the place was almost empty...hunting season's a BIG ASS deal in this neck of the wood(and I DO mean WOODS=Scranton,PA!).<br> So,we get our seats and the Scorps are up first.It was a cool set,with the early ,goofy songs like "He's A Woman,She's A Man"(which sounded like..."Heees a vooman,Shees a Maon!!"),and "I'm a Robot Man" (Ooooh,OOOh,OOOh,...I'm ze rrobot Maon,I'm Ze Looozer..HA!),it was a rocking weird set..just what I'd hoped for!<br> Then Rainbow played...it rates as the ONLY concert that I've EVER seen a guitarist punch-out an audience member at!!Richie Blackmore was soloing near a big ,flat round metal thing on stage,and a fan near the front of the stage tossed his cigarrette towards Richie(it landed near the big ,flat metal bowl)...well,I see Richie's eyes go WIDE as he jumps to stomp the ciggie out as he still solos(this all from the balcony seat I had taken). Next Richie ,still soloing, steps right on up to the front of the stage where our cigarette throwing guy is...he gets down on his knees and lures the fella closer to his guitar(up on stage ,almost!)and ,as the cigarette thrower cranes his neck up to the stage,Richie ,without missing a noter,SMASHES THE DUDE RIGHT IN THE FACE WITH HIS PLAYING HAND sending ciggie-dude flipping into the audience! Well,at the end of the very same song the big,bowl-type things I talked about on stage went up in big 12 foot flames! It turns out that Ciggie-dude almost incinerated Richie Blackmore,...live on stage in Scranton,PA! So, I guess he got what was coming...I was mystified before that!<br> Well,the next day at school I was taunted for my Scorpions' LOVE DRIVE T-Shirt...'til the next year when the Scorpions went mainstream and everyone was buying 'em up,that is!My stoner friend was telling me of his ramblings the day before and how he went to the CYC ,where his sister was security, and he partied with a dude that was wearing leppard skin pants...but he said he was so stoned that day that he couldn't understand a word "leppard pants" was saying! He was unimpressed when I told him that was Herman Rarebell(or someone) from the German band the Scorpions!He just said,"No wonder I couldn't understand what that dude was saying! Maaan,I was so stoned,and we kept drinking Jack and Coke! Oh WOW MAAN!!!"<br> So,there's the whole sad story! I had my teenage thrills though! I started to get into "weirder" shit within months...Ha,ha,ha!!!!
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