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This thread is dedicated to the chat room dialogue some of us had last night celebrating the Z forums' 10th Anniversary. As I remember, calvin2hikers should be given credit for coming up with the title, after he told us how boring it was in Omaha. The rest of us then randomly started creating lyrics and it seemed to evolve into a song. But since the lyrics weren't saved, we lost some good stuff!

So, I felt it was my duty to encourage everyone to contribute to the lyrics and maybe a song or album will come out of it. I'll start with trying to remember some of the lyrics that I wrote (a far cry from an album I'm currently working on). Here goes. Please excuse the cheesy and ultra-ridiculous rhyming ...


The Lascivious Librarians Of Omaha

Horny and needy, they'll make you freaky

They sure know what's goin' 'round

And have no problems goin' down

Tongue tied and wired is what they require

Just don't try and bribe all the goodness left inside

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ONE NATION UNDER SOCIALISM



Because of Obamination's spending & socialist BS, America and much of the world will endure one of the worst depressions in history in 5...4...3...2...

Shades of Python Place, where's Wowie Zowie when we need her!

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Don't Be Stupid Unless You Want To

The Lascivious Librarians Of Omaha
they got a 12 inch, spiked dildo in the back
underneath the pile of Nietzsche books
on the very bottom rack

they save it for one special man
the tool, the political fool
his books are overdue again
but he still thinks he's cool

yes, and he runs to the toilet to comb his hair
right before they stick that thing in there
(you know where)
and he bends right over as the custodian stares
he cries in pain but no one cares

it's Disco love tonight

downer mydnyte is hunched over by the wall
artificial intelligence has him by the balls
but thinks he knows it all
despite the lack of explanation
or the facts, knowledge and determination

them ladies have been a waitin'
ripe and keen, they're stubborn and breakin'
but he's down and out
make no mistakin'

jizzed all over himself
since he's pulled out of mental health
for it's too late and they just won't take him

The Lascivious Librarians Of Omaha scream horror
and tend to calls of other contestants' uproars
now they will get the treatment
since downer mydnyte ain't worth the bleedin'

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ONE NATION UNDER SOCIALISM



Because of Obamination's spending & socialist BS, America and much of the world will endure one of the worst depressions in history in 5...4...3...2...