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PostPosted: Mon Jun 08, 2015 8:19 pm 
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In case anyone wants to post BREAKING NEWS here whilst disco bonce fills up the other breaking news channel with shite...
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PostPosted: Tue Jun 09, 2015 2:04 am 
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Miley Cyrus hides her naked body behind her pet pig Bubba Sue while posing for the cover of Paper Magazine's Summer 2015 issue, on newsstands June 22.

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PostPosted: Tue Jun 09, 2015 2:49 am 
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A couple of attention whores.

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PostPosted: Tue Jun 09, 2015 2:56 am 
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deuce and i?


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PostPosted: Tue Jun 09, 2015 6:11 am 
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Okay, 4 attention whores. (wacky emoticon)

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PostPosted: Tue Jun 09, 2015 6:31 am 
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PostPosted: Tue Jun 09, 2015 2:59 pm 
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I aim to enhance vitality and life by living in accord with nature's shifting balance.


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PostPosted: Tue Jun 09, 2015 4:08 pm 
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downer mydnyte wrote:
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I aim to enhance vitality and life by living in accord with nature's shifting balance.



I know times are tough, but why do you want to live in a Honda dm?


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PostPosted: Tue Jun 09, 2015 4:10 pm 
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downer mydnyte wrote:
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I aim to enhance vitality and life by living in accord with nature's shifting balance.


And where will you keep your bong, hippie?

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PostPosted: Tue Jun 09, 2015 4:40 pm 
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PostPosted: Tue Jun 09, 2015 7:47 pm 
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Bong in the glove box, Rope? You're a car expert, right? Should I keep the bong right there with my registration and insurance?


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PostPosted: Tue Jun 09, 2015 7:57 pm 
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When I find it necessary to transport the shit, it's not with my registration and insurance card.

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PostPosted: Tue Jun 09, 2015 8:04 pm 
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You want fries with that?

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PostPosted: Tue Jun 09, 2015 11:37 pm 
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PostPosted: Wed Jun 10, 2015 12:41 am 
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and zero hour employment contracts


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PostPosted: Wed Jun 10, 2015 2:13 am 
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Wedding photo becomes symbol of South Korea MERS scare

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PostPosted: Wed Jun 10, 2015 4:53 am 
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No man, it's the air bag compartment.

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PostPosted: Wed Jun 10, 2015 6:30 am 
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It seems that people are very, very stupid in certain parts of the world.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CNr5czZKEdk

Or they just don't pay attention.


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PostPosted: Wed Jun 10, 2015 6:38 am 
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Huh?

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PostPosted: Wed Jun 10, 2015 7:29 am 
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I thought the link would be self-explanatory.


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PostPosted: Wed Jun 10, 2015 8:12 am 
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Sorry, it was my lame attempt at a joke. :wink:

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Everytime we picked a booger we'd flip it on this one winduh. Every night we'd contribute, 2, 3, 4 boogers. We had to use a putty knife, man, to get them damn things off the winduh. There was some goober ones that weren't even hard...


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O, I get it! Made me chuckle.


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I can't decide if this is the Twilight Zone, an Alfred Hitchcock movie, or Twin Peaks...

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PostPosted: Wed Jun 10, 2015 6:05 pm 
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MY BAND!!!

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